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You, too, can have big boobs just from breastfeeding!

Left: 1999; Center 2009; Right 2014

Nicole Kidman says she was cast in the movie Nine because she was breastfeeding.

"They're not very big, my boobs, so they just became normal size. I loved it!" she tells the December/January issue of Ladies' Home Journal. "I felt very Woman. When you've had a slightly androgynous body your whole life, having breasts is a nice feeling. [I had] big boobs because I was breastfeeding – I was perfect for it. I wouldn't get cast now."

Edited to add: Like this reaction from Daddy, Dotty?

Hahahahaha!

Nicole Kidman grieves at L'Wren Scott's funeral

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year from Urban Myths!

CDAN Blind from the day of the Grammy Nominations show:


This A list celebrity/singer and much much more got some bad news about an hour before he was set to perform. He almost canceled after a phone call from a friend of his wife or his wife's publicist. My spy isn't sure, but the gist sounded like the wife wants a divorce. Apparently my spy heard something like, "I know you are about to go on stage, but...

Yes, we are still here! Cannes PDA warning!

So sorry for the lack of posts, but there is really not too much to say that isn't being said all over the internet about Urban and Kidman. Blind items that must be them, ridiculous PDA's on carpets, ad nauseam.

After American Idol was over, Keith flew to Cannes with Sunday (where was Faith?). He was photographed going to lunch with Kidman, going to dinner on Stephen Spielberg's yacht, and at one red carpet event (at which the PDA was to the extreme). He fulfilled his duty and promptly returned to Nashville. He was seen out to eat with both of his daughters (via Twitter). Hopefully he is back in the studio, getting that new CD ready to go. And hopefully that new CD will NOT be a rehash of the music he has produced in the last few years.

Let's just review a few of UM's favorite photos from the last few days, and be done with it.

Keith Urban's New Tattoo

 

The last time Keith got a new tattoo we didn't see it for a very long time. He eventually let part of it be seen and only said it was for his wife. Since then we have seen the whole thing in it's ugly entirety.

We recently were treated to a series of photo ops taken during the Urban's last trip to Oz, but they weren't released in the US until shortly before the Oscars. Keith was wearing only board shorts (Thank God he wasn't wearing the Speedo!). There was no new tat in those shots. Last week on American Idol, we were treated to seeing the Nicole banner with a very strange addition!

Let's talk about it. Does anyone else see a black bird on the right hand side of it?

A Sydney Homecoming

 

The skeptics among us may find these photos to be quite interesting. Keith has been in Oz touring. He announced he would be spending some time with his family. He did make a trip to Caboolture.

Apparently when he first arrived in Sydney from the States, he turned on the TV to see his lovely wife alone on the red carpet at the SAG Awards. Naturally, he cried because he wasn't with her. Or, so it was reported.

We here at UM have a few questions. Why didn't the girls fly to Oz with him? Surely, Mum and Dad Urban would have loved to have seen their granddaughters, wouldn't they? Oh, but of course. Kidman wouldn't have had two glorious photo ops with her children. The first one when she was leaving LA, with Faith hitting her upside the head. The second when she arrived in Oz, with who else but her ex, Russell Crowe, carrying Faith. Was it a complete coincidence that the newly single Mr. Crowe was on the same plane? Was Keith surprised when he saw Mr. Crowe carrying his youngest daughter? Is Keith aware of the rumors swirling about at the time of the Cruise/Kidman divorce?

At least the children look genuinely happy to see their father. It's too bad the Urbans haven't mastered the art of kissing after all these years.

Do we even want to talk about her hair? (Or lack thereof)?

Keith Urban and his Little Black Speedo

We've all seen too many photos of Keith in his Speedo at a hotel swimming pool in France. Photos that were supposedly taken on his 45th birthday, even though it was quite chilly in the south of France that  day. He was with his oldest daughter, Sunday. Was this a pre-arranged photo op? If not, why were the paparrazi hanging around a pool in Nice. If so, why?

Then, we get the following quote from Kidman:

"...I'm living in a friend's house in Nice. My two daughters* are with me, Sunday Rose, who's 4, and Faith Margaret, who's 2. My mother is about to fly in from Australia to babysit. Then Keith will be arriving . . . My family is with me. My family." 
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(*Hello, Ms. Kidman. You have three daughters)

We'll leave you with the following Fashion Police video. You are welcome for the laugh.