Let's Welcome Nicole into our Urban Family!

She chose him at G’day LA. She pursued him all over America. She made him feel that there was no other woman besides herself. She gave him world wide fame. She brought the spotlight to Nashville. She helped expose all that too many were keeping secret. Finally, by his own admission she saved his life… I think it is safe to say that Nicole Kidman is part of our Urban family.

As a magazine editor and well known poster on every Keith Urban board known to man, I want to thank the folks here at Urban Myths for allowing me to ask all of your readers to contribute to a special project.

It is my belief that we need to show our love and support for this very special marriage by giving Nicole something she wants. Can you imagine how happy Keith will be when he sees the pleasure in the woman that means everything to him as she receives a gift from his fans? I know that image is in my head and the joy that shows on his face all the time these days could be tripled by our surprise.

This is where I need your help. I believe that all Urban fans throughout the world should join together and buy a unity goat for Nicole for their first anniversary. Can you imagine the smile on Keith's face as he spreads the cheese on a scone for his blushing bride made from the milk of a goat given to him from his fans? Isn't this a lovely way of welcoming Nicole to our family by giving her what she wants? No more paparazzi or fan harassment when Nicole Urban goes to Whole Foods. Why? Because she won't need to. No more trips to Starbucks -- their lattes and other drinks can be made with goat’s milk. No more trips into town from their future farm because the goat can be used for breeding, meat, and even making an adorable sweater for Keith. I think this is an ideal gift and something all us monkeys can get behind. So I am asking all of you to make a contribution to the Getting Nicole's Goat fund.

I am asking for all of you to contribute in one of four ways.

You can donate money in the amounts of $19.99, $20.02, $20.04 or $20.06. These are the years that Keith's solo CD's came out- isn't that cute?

You can raise money by having Keith Urban buckeye sales at local bake sales. I know that most bake sales are for other worthy causes but explain Nicole's desire for a billy and I am sure you can get even more money.

The third way is to sell your Keith Urban scrapbooks on Ebay and send us the money.

And the final way to contribute should be done this week. Go get a big basket -- and it would be best if you wore a bunny suit, but, if you can't that fine, just go door to door and explain why you are collecting money. I just bet your friends and neighbors will be impressed by your love for our couple and will probably give you a lot of money. As you are doing the fundraising mention that people can join the fan club - get their names so Looooook can give you special prizes over at Monkeyville (please note that Keithurban.nut, nor anyone involved with him in any way, is behind this.)

Get your money ready as June is right around the corner. Send the money to me at the following address:

Ms. Rearender

1417 Demon Drive

Nashville, TN 37203

We will send the goat to Nicole on her new movie set.Won't Keith be so happy that we are showing our Urban love?Also, the person who raises the most money will be told when Nicole's new movie will be opening in their town. That makes me want to wear the bunny suit and hop on down the road.

Thanks and lots of monkey-love!!!!