Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Crazydaysandnights.net Gets the Urban Myths Award of the Month!

Thanks for the laugh, EL!


Nicole Kidman forgot to tuck it back behind her.


35 comments:

wastedemotion said...

OMG, LMFAO, I needed that laugh so bad!

maclen said...

Boy, that frail thin, grey streak through the hair geriatric look kidman is sporting there is just so damn appealing to the orb, you just gotta bet he has some kind of "mommy complex"... must be the reason his real mom is not that important to him anymore. And reinacting "escorting her across the street" must be a real turn on... next he'll be begging her to dye her hair an aging shade of blue....

realitycheck said...

One more Umyths blog void of any substance.

notachance said...

I guess if a picture is worth a thousand words then it counts as a blog, albeit lazy on the part of the author.

So, let's see -

They go out to eat and get their picture taken so it's a planned photo op - check.

If they don't go out to eat and get their picture taken it's a planned create buzz for future photo op - check.

I swear UM, if ever there was a flip-flopper....

danenh said...

What about the wet spot on the front of Keith's pants?

Tara said...

The wet spot on Keith's pants is where he dribbled Crown Royal as he was hurrying to get drunk enough to have to put up with yet another photo op of how happy he is.

wastedemotion said...

One more realitycheck comment void of any substance. Same shit different day huh rc.

doublewide said...

NICOLE KIDMAN PROMPTS OLYMPIANS' SAIL TO VICTORY......this was my yahoo news page this morning...and this is newsworthy?????

just another PR ploy....she is just utterly ridiculous....as if she had one iota of anything to do with the olympics

how full of yourself can ya be?

Anonymous said...

"doublewide said...
....as if she had one iota of anything to do with the olympics"

Two Aussie Olympians themselves made her part of the team (sort of) by naming their boat after her movie. They have had this tradition of naming boats after her movies for a number of years now. It's just appropriate for her to call them to lend her support.

doublewide said...

i think it's PR bull. it may be "appropriate" but i say it's more like "desperate"

i just don't think she really cares about the olympics except as to how it benefits her. period.

maclen said...

doublewide said...
"i think it's PR bull. it may be "appropriate" but i say it's more like "desperate"
i just don't think she really cares about the olympics except as to how it benefits her. period."

You're right doublewide, kidman is in Oz to try and reshoot a mess of a movie... and tried to build frenzy for her pr baby that has fizzled to nothing in OZ... and conviently the olympics are taking place...how is a media monger like kidman NOT going to try and incorporate that into her sorry PR campaign? First a video at the start of the games...then a phone call at any sign of gold? A phone call? Yeah kidman believes herself to be the "President of OZ." All the Oz baby brouhaha now absent, and the pretty lame PR plants is only a sign that all hope for any success for the movie outside of Oz is all but a given, and based on these "lunch/dinner" photo ops and media plants reduced to olympic plugs... Australia may in fact, not be all that into "Australia"

maclen said...

...well, my favorite riff on these paps pics and the olympic PR shilling, was from Lainey... titled "Grey Granny wins Gold Medals"...and then links to Popsugar.com..

http://popsugar.com/1876693

...just some of the hilarious comments...

"WHAT is with her hair? Grey/blonde/strawberry blonde? It's awful."

"I'm sorry, she's looking like Nancy Reagan."

"She clearly started the botox again...ughhh"

..and of course, my favorite...

"Pregorexic!!"

Anonymous said...

'maclen said .....
Australia may in fact, not be all that into "Australia" '

Really? The fact that Malcolm Page and Nathan Wilmot named their boat after the film, then proceeded to win a Gold medal at the Olympics will ensure a lot of free PR for the film.

Australia tourism and its film industry need this film to be successful, so they will have a keen interest.

'doublewide said ...
i just don't think she really cares about the olympics except as to how it benefits her. period.'

You will be surprised that she has followed the Olympics for many years. In fact, she's said to be good friends with Ian Thorpe.

TexasCourtJester said...

"Kidman is in Oz to try and reshoot a mess of a movie."

When does she have time to film between showing off the baybee to friends and co-workers, walking around the set with daddy and hubby, appearing at restaurants "eating out", and now "shopping"? I guess all the actors over the decades who said they worked 12-16 hour days when filming a movie were liars. Or that just doesn't apply to the self appointed (Ice) Queen of Oz.

maclen said...

...and here's another sorry leaked photo op for GG from inept team kidman...

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/nicole-kidman-and-keith-urban-sydney-shopping-206134/

this one even mentions the orbs mom...The previous photo op leak at GG had orb's mom in the picture... but no shout out? Yeah they needed another photo op with orb's mom because GG left it out of their first leaked photo op! And all this is gonna revive the OZ frenzy for the PR baby? No mention of baby sunrey... I revise my belief that kidman will pose the baby for doomed movie... the PR baby is already forgotten... there's no point, or publicity benefit for kidman... she probably shipped the kid off to cruise...

Casse Role said...

Why in almost ALL pictures of her, is she in the back of Keith, holding his same hand with BOTH of her hands? It's almost as though he is leading her through some big of unruly people. (okay sometimes the paps are that way)But, Hardly ever do they show affection as some of her photos with Tom. Can't they walk with arms around each other sometimes? And not any of the famous foreheads touching photos either. A real live photo of affection?

maclen said...

Well, cj, the phoney excuse given for these reshoots was because kidman could no longer ride last Dec after the official end of film production... but in actuality, her riding double is reshooting riding scenes only indicates that kidman's riding scenes were so subpar, they needed the riding pro to come in a redo them. Certainly after the failed preview, the pro did her riding reshoots and kidman had to redo her closeups in the "indoor sets"... which explains everything pretty clearly. The film is a mess.

maclen said...

...Ha! another great post at lainey's...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Nicole_Kidman_named_one_of_the_worst_hotel_guests_.aspx?IsMicro=0

...big surprise! kidman one of the worst celeb hotel guest? Prima donna and totally self absorbed and neurotic behavior not popular with the hotel business it seems...and what you say? Kidman has lighting issues? Noooooo! Yes, you know now just how bizzare kidman's facial obbessive is, and how much more extreme kidman is going to get with the facial medical procedures when she is fussy over the difference between a 60 watt bulb and a 40 watt bulb.. yeah that 20 watt difference sure makes it bearable for kidman to look at herself in the mirror!

maclen said...

Boy, its hard to believe that kidman is actually getting credit for winning the aussie sailing team a gold medal! Seems that she gave a couple of the team members a good luck call, and then miraculously...just moments later, they actually won! And then, somehow, someway, it actually made it into the aussie press! Another miracle! Too bad she didnt call every aussie olympic team in every olympic category and wished then good luck... well...and I mean not simply waiting for a team who was already going for the gold, and then giving them a call, and then getting the news leaked to the copy and paste media.... but at the start of the competitions...and then the aussies would have won in every category! Imagine, a aussie gold medal win in gymastics... the triathalon... the hop skip and jump...

notachance said...

Here's to all you skeptics and non-believers -

Shirt is in the #1 spot on the All Access Media Base chart.

TexasCourtJester said...

All Access Media Base chart? Where and what is that? I googled it but can't find it.

maclen said...

Well, finally... here is a true indication of OZ reaction to kidman's PR baby... from the microscopic sample of her most beloved environment, the movie set....

http://www.showbizspy.com/showbiz/08212008/nicole-kidmans-daughter-slows-down-australia-filming

...basically, its..."yeah yeah, your baby's cute... but we have a movie to finish...so cool it with the kid already..." IT's certainly not what kidman expected for sure... not self absorbed, self centered and totally expecting of entitlement kidman, but its more indicative of the reality of the OZ people... who's reaction to her is most certainly...ZZZZZzzzzzzz.....

ShutUpAndSing said...

Actually nota I am very happy for him!

Maybe with this he will understand that the sound of his marriage wasn't working for alot of his fans and this will force him to really think about what the new CD should sound like.

I want him so badly to come back stronger and put out a kickass cd and blow us all alway! I know he has got it in him!

notachance said...

cj - go to www.allaccess.com

As for NK's hotel request of a lightbulb change - I'd say that's probably not such a bad thing. Sometimes the lighting in hotels IS horrendous. The sheets? So what if she didn't show up after she'd sent a set of luxury sheets ahead. Wonder if the hotel got to keep them?

music said...

Shirt is still at #2 on the Billboard chart.

http://www.countrystandardtime.com/news/newsitem.asp?xid=2045

TexasCourtJester said...

GH rose 14 spots in one week. Wonder who went on a shopping spree.

Unknown said...

Actually there another recent pic of her in jeans and I SWEAR the bulge was there. I never said anything about it and its just so odd how there is ANOTHER...and... I'm not the only one noticing.

Hahaha, I bet she makes him kiss it and tuck it in at night, LOL!!

Unknown said...

::realitycheck said...

One more Umyths blog void of any substance.::


Apparantly, you LIKE that kind of thing

Choice said...

Can someone help me here? I dont quite understand the photo. Are they trying to say that Granny Freeze didn't put her hair extension on properly? How can you tell from the photo?

Unknown said...

I guess that penis in her pants is throwing you off? Would you like hr to move it a little to the left?

SilverLake said...

I am new here and I wanted to comment on the baby. Last January and a really good psychic told me that Keith is not the father of Sunday. She also said that the baby when she grows up will have anorexia and self image issues due to the mudder. The orb will be the best thing for the child. She said that the mudder is likely to be preggars again around February or that's when people will find that out. Poor poor Sunday and other new borns. She said that the mudder's movies will flop even "Australia" That hopefuully will wake up the orb.

Imahick said...

I agree that this baby is in for a helluva ride being raised by NK. It has been said that she had Bella on a diet when she was very young and of course, there was also a rumor that she didn't want Keith's four year old neice in the wedding party, because she was too chubby.

This child will be plagued by her mother's body size / shape issues and "appearance" issues. I also see NK as a very "cold" person...so how does a child get the love and warmth of a mother from the ice queen?

I always remember the photo op in Oz with Bella and Connor in 06. Within an hour of them landing in Australia for her wedding, she had them at the children's hospital for a photo op. She hadn't seen these kids for awhile. I would have been having some 1 on 1 time with my kids, not hauling them off to a hospital. She never looks comfortable with them, like she can't relate to them. I think it'll be the same with Sunday.

For now, it's still all about NK and what Sunday can do for her. I've seen no effort on NK's part to cater to this child, or to put her own needs aside for the baby. I think that indicates how this is going to be...it'll be all about NK and Sunday will suffer the consequences.

TexasCourtJester said...

Keith said he thinks he knows when SR was conceived. To me that means in vitro, they don't have sex often so he can narrow down the date, or broken condom. IF her claims of fertility issues in the past are correct and she went the in vitro route why would she use dna from an "addict she doesn't know or understand"? Did the psychic say if the second baybee would be his? I think many of us hope he'll get out of there and away from her before another child could be conceived. But then some people already think she's preg again.

"I always remember the photo op in Oz with Bella and Connor in 06." Yeah, and in addition to being at the hospital within an hour Nikkers couldn't be bothered to go pick them up at the plane herself. She sent her bodyguard to fetch them. While the kids may have preferred it that way I've never forgiven Keith for not insisting she go personally and go himself to pick them up. No wedding planning should be more important than your children! But then Nic has proved over and over again she doesn't believe that.

ecoaster70 said...

It was also a reported that the first night Bella & Connor were in Sydney, Bella spent the night at one of her Australian friends house. Her first night with her mother & she'd rather have a sleep over at a friends house? That speaks volumes.

hillhaven said...

I believe that Keith might not be the father of Sunday because it is not impossible that Nicole would choose a man who does not havee an addictive personality that might affect Sunday but of course Nicole is only thinkintg of Nicole and not having a baby that would make her look bad. As hypnotized, mesmerized by Nicole Keith would probably go along with anything Nicole wants but if it could be that Keith would surprise everyone if he found out that this was not his child he might tell Nicole to take a HIKE and raise Sunday the best way he could. NICOLE KIDMAN is NOT Keith's Once In A Lifetime Love!!