Well, folks, we today have a new Number One to celebrate for Keith Urban. He is the most whipped husband on the planet, according to some pals in Oz... http://fhm.com.au/the-whipped-list.htm
The Whipped List
This month’s FHM reveals the 20 most henpecked, emasculated, under-the-thumb men in the world.
This month’s FHM reveals the 20 most henpecked, emasculated, under-the-thumb men in the world.
Keith Urban
Who: One-time coke-hoovering country music god.
Why so whipped: Keith used to be cool. Sure, he plays country music, but he was living hard, partying his way across the globe. Then, he married witchy succubus Nicole Kidman, quit the gear, sprogged her up and lost his mojo. Now, he’s a boring twit with a pre-nuptial agreement that earns him $600,000 for every year he sticks with the pallid Autobot. Provided, of course, he doesn’t fall off the wagon.
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They do say appearances are everything.... but in truth Keith is earning $10m a year so on his own so he's the one getting the last laugh in this deal. I still don't believe the $600k amount for the pre-nup when his earning power is just fine - and maybe even better than hers these days.
This has to be embarrassing to Keith. I don't care what he or NK say about not reading or listening to what the media says. He's only human and I've NEVER known a man that it wouldn't bother being called "hen pecked"! Especially when it's not the first time that he's been called that!
FHM is just sick. Its one thing to say you are "henpecked" but the way they put it is just so vile. And I'm not even talking about the "witchy succubus" quote. Then they resort to the unproven contract rumor to back up their choice. Get real FHM. Do some of UMyths bloggers work for you? No one will give this any creedence except for the hard-core skepti-haters. The man has turned his life around for the better and this is the reaction? This is why the media is so effed up. They rag on you for being an addict and when you clean up and get a REAL LIFE you're now boring and uncool.
FHM appear to be right on the money! However, he didn't get No. 1on the Poll as most suited male to Nicole. It was a tie, but not with him. WOuld you believe:
http://nicole-kidman-journey.blogspot.com/2008/10/its-tie-tom-cruise-and.html
This has nothing to do with a man cleaning himself up and staying clean and sober. This has to do with a man catering to his wife's every whim at the disadvantage of his own career and reputation.
He used to be able to make music on his own terms. Now he's having to plan his tour and recording schedule around NK's organic vegetable garden's growing season. He's more intent on being on her film set and holding her hand during her constant work schedule than doing anything to advance his own career, which, no matter what anyone says, has taken a hit.
I agree that this is embarrassing for Keith. Last year he was #14 on the GQ p-whipped list...now up to #1 in 12 short months. If he thinks it's OK to appear to be under the total control of his significant other, then, he's sunk to a new low. He needs to grow his "pair" back and assert himself.
You don't have to be entirely submissive to your mate to show your commitment to the relationship. It only reveals NK to be a controlling self absorbed individual, while Keith appears weak and emasculated.
AHAHAHAHAHAA
Yes you have my permission to use it anywhere you like.
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g146/
cafejane/normal_keith_urban.jpg
AHAHAHAHA!!
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g146/cafejane/
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Nicole, you B&^%$!!
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g146/
cafejane/bnmmb.jpg
I KNEW I had these pics somewhere!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/ljannise/
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And...the next one
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/ljannise/
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Time to vote again, guys.
We in Australia depends on you to save our tourism industry, and our special export Nic. Hope you have no troubles voting this time Hoosierlady.
http://nicole-kidman-journey.blogspot.com/
Well, well, well. I knew something was a little screwy with Lisa's posts, and now seeing those pics and url for them tells me why.
What is THAT supposed to mean? I didnt crate the pics. Just saved them and found them last night.
I used to have a board. Big deal! There's a lot of those.
notachance, if you cant handle a facade being brought to the surface and unveiled, dont bother going to a site like this one.
You cant handle truth. Go back to Bunny World!
Oh, certainly not a bunny. I actually consider myself a skeptic, however I am not an NK hater. I may not care for her, but I don't hate on her or think she's the one to blame for everything. I happen to believe that Keith is a grown man and capable of making his own decisions, be it good or bad. Can he be influenced? Yes, but it's still ultimately his decision, so I hold him responsible.
I liked the body guard holding Keith back, it was amusing. The pregnant one, not so good. However, it did look as though those man hands came from that episode of Seinfeld.
We have to assume that he loves her. The reasons may never be clear. Now's there's the kid, so they will always be connected. Maybe they are just like normal couples? No, wait, I don't have a body guard, if my hubby wanted to step forward and grab my elbow, I'd have to fend for myself.
it looked to me as though NK was being told to take her hands off Keith.
I guess we all get something different.
OK, I looked again, and to me it looks as though he's pleading, and she looks very angry, the body guard's hand is on KU. But that's just my opinion, and you are right, each will take away their own opinion.
Lisa said...
"it looked to me as though NK was being told to take her hands off Keith.
I guess we all get something different.
hoosierlady said...
"OK, I looked again, and to me it looks as though he's pleading, and she looks very angry, the body guard's hand is on KU. But that's just my opinion, and you are right, each will take away their own opinion."
Yeah, just checked out that photo... I agree, hoosierlady... the orb looks like hes high or drunk...that wide open mouth definately looks like he's slurring an attempt at trying to explain or tell an annoyed kidman something...and the bodyguard is going to grab the orbs arm and pull him away...or perhaps kidman is holding onto his arm to steady him and she's telling the bodyguard to take him away to sleep it off. It looks like its a youtube video... would be interesting to find that video and check it...
Hi Lisa. Is that photo at the airport of the bodyguard holding Keith's arm a genuine photo or is it one of those clever send up photos? I just wondered because Keith's legs look really short in that photo. Ooompa Loompa.
Send up photo? It's a still from the You Tube vid UM threw up one day.
For some reason I can't see the pictures you're talking about. I'm getting a page that says I need a password. Can anyone help me? thx
oopsie said...
"For some reason I can't see the pictures you're talking about. I'm getting a page that says I need a password. Can anyone help me? thx"
Oopsie, there is a space in between the entire link... so if you try and copy the two lines and paste, it wont work... try copying the first line and pasting it to your browser address box...then copy the second line and paste it to the tail of the first line and then press return,...
Thx so much for your help :)
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