Yippy ha
Yippy hey
Has Nicole really gone away?
not seen in France
nor in LA.
Did Kidman just disappear,
do you think she will stay?
Oh, don't worry about the botox queen
because before too long
she will in fact be seen.
Just when we think it's safe to check the net
she will be there like she has never left.
So, dear reader, enjoy the little respite we are getting
because soon, oh, too soon, this poem we will be regretting.
For she is like rain, she will appear at anytime
ruining our reading, and spoiling this rhyme.
So sit back, cool down, and enjoy our relief
because we all could be stuck, just like Keith!
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I read somewhere today that she was going to be a presenter at the Tonys.
http://www.hindustantimes.com/StoryPage/StoryPage.aspx?sectionName=NLetter&id=853e4d2e-5549-4145-a618-089da2964e5d&Headline=Kidman+offered+to+strip+for+iPlayboy%2fi%3f
So, the question on my lips, since the ginger ale ad....
how much are they paying?
hoosierlady said...
"how much are they paying?"
Ha! Well, on that score, all I have to say on that is surely if she can shill ginger ale no offer these days is below her...
No doubt with the failed career, kidman is very preoccupied with trying to husltle up roles...is wheelin' and dealin' up a storm...with not much luck.Although the orb's tour...or his appearence on Idol was worth it to her to show up, apparently...what is vastly far more important to her is on the way...the CMA awards...
I understand the Idol thing now. I saw a post on some site regarding Simon what's his name on Idol, and the fact that Nicole is godmother to one kid and Naomi is godmother to the other, seems they are all bff's.
We can all look forward to the next generation! Oh Goodie! In the meantime,
http://i39.tinypic.com/6to2rk.jpg
It's in Manhattan, must be a break in the exhausting concert tour, I know I'd be a mess if I worked what, three hours a day, three days a week?
UM you know I love you, but could we put a skirt over milk thighs to my right? It's because I'm old, fat, lonely, I forget the rest, dang it, but she's grossing me out.
THANKS!!!!
Also, while I'm here, could someone fill me in on why they are called bunnies?
Hoosier, the Simon that NK and Naomi are friends with is Simon Baker... an Aussie actor (cute as a button BTW) who is recently starring in the TV show the Mentalist. Simon Cowell is the Idol judge. Completely different people.
I will work on getting rid of the pic, just for you.
Also, thanks for the pic from Manhattan. Nice to see Keith is too good to carry his own umbrella. What a diva.
Ok, then, I am officially still shaking my head over the Idol thing. At least it finally made me shut my mouth from the calling the Opry thing.
Thank you.
You know, I can just make a little post-it-note skirt and cover her lily white a**, it is not fair for me to deprive the rest of you the joy I know you feel each time you see that, or expect you to change your forum to please me, I apologize.
The new link, Bunnies vs Haters. I am pretty sure I'm a hater. I am also pretty darned confident I am not an original hater, but a later hater, if you will. Later than what, I'm not real sure about, but I don't think it's an issue. I know I don't know why they are called bunnies. Where did bunnies come from, and why bunnies?
looks like Keith is either high or has more eyeliner on than she does
I think he looks fine in the picture. The umbrella thing is her idea I'm sure - how many times have we seen someone carry an umbrella for her. She probably won't allow Keith to carry it - then he can be called a diva, too.
BTW - Michael Jackson always seems to have someone carry his umbrella, too. So, not only do Michael and NK look alike, they act alike, too!
hoosierlady said...
"The new link, Bunnies vs Haters. I am pretty sure I'm a hater. I am also pretty darned confident I am not an original hater, but a later hater, if you will."
I've read that blog also...there is some interesting points...would take issue with the term "haters" though...that's the whiney mantra of the "bunnies"...or as I simply refer to them, the "fansies"...and could easily apply to kidman or the orb. I'd describe myself as a "cynic"... the fansies, as is well documented on this site alone, can be just as "hateful" in their comments...(boy, just mention angelina jolie...or halle berry...or on the orb side, mention paisley or chesney or as IVe been recently, swift...and the fangs really come out)...it is not hateful to point out that kidman says one thing on the record, but actually does the opposite...the "she is totally natural" is one example... or that the orb is incrementally selling only half of cds in the past few years. Critisizing a couple of mediocre celebs on blogs is not "hate speech" even if the fansies would like to describe it that way.
I always thought it was because bunnies are nervous creatures but are alway portrayed in stories as happy little beasts who can do no wrong ... except eat all your flowers and reproduce at a rate faster than lightening.
And like the Bunnies Vs Haters blog, there are some vicious bunnies out there and we know where to find them! LOL
Hoosierlady said:
"I've read that blog also...there is some interesting points...would take issue with the term "haters" though...that's the whiney mantra of the "bunnies"...or as I simply refer to them, the "fansies"
The term "haters" and "skeptihaters" was given to the skeptics by the bunnies aka fansies. I think we were happy with skeptics. Most of us aren't actually 'haters' inspite of the accusations. And I have to agree that the irony of the whole situation is that they bunnies have become the haters. Go figure.
Maclen said. . . .it is not hateful to point out that kidman says one thing on the record, but actually does the opposite...the "she is totally natural" is one example
Now, there is nothing wrong with pointing these things out. If you will remember, these sorts of things have been pointed out from you to me, when I have been vascilating in my writing, or torn in my view of certain issues, but, I could be wrong, I do not think you hate me, and, I bear no ill will toward you for simply pointing out the plain and simple truth.
No, there can't be anything wrong in uncovering manipulation. I'm just not feeling it. I do feel as though there is something wrong when I have been manipulated, or I manipulate someone.
I just heard "Thank You" from his album today. Good grief, talk about sophomoric. I guess it could be romantic, but, I'm afraid that much blind devotion would make me want to slap someone after a while. Self esteem is low, ya think? Or did the other guy write the words and Keith write the music?
OK...so we have not heard hide nor hair in quite a few days. The curiosity seems to have ended. Someone somehow managed to take their photo leaving a Manhatten building in progress. Somehow Nicole knows right where to look and smile, but it seems Keith was left out in the dark. It appears he is clueless to the paps. Makes ya just go...HUMMMMM!!!! How is it she knows right when and where to smile, while Keith seems oblivious to it all???
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