Isn't that quite enough, Nicole?

I actually thought she was pregnant; I really did. I was amazed that all her quirks and foibles were coming out. You know, like when she and Keith were having lunch, and you can see where she takes her salad and places it on a smaller plate and cuts it up into little pieces and then leaves half of it. Or the Oscar report about her smoking and drinking. Or the falling of her face with that short stoppage of the botox. But, in the last few weeks you wonder if something inside Ms. Kidman has short circuited.

First, the “push out the belly” walk. Look at how she arches out the back and sticks that starving belly forward. Second, the see-through clothes. “Look at me, look at me.” Third, we have the whole “when is she due?” debate. Some say four months some five but how can we know from the bump? It hasn't changed in size for almost six weeks. Finally, this obsession with exercising. The woman is a lot of things and not a lot of things, but she was thin and did work out. Lately, it has been an obsession. Every day for up to three hours. Using weights and yoga and spinning classes. Spinning??? Is she afraid the after birth pictures that no one will really want won't come out perfectly? Well if you include Keith in that with the current haircut, you are already hedging your bets. Are you trying to show the world that you are just a pregnant woman like everyone else; that there are no problems; that you will be able to give birth and then run a marathon? Or are you trying to show up Katie and Angelina and all the other younger women out there popping babies out like they are tic-tacs?

Sorry Nicole, but you aren't just like everyone else and you have had problems in the past, and goodness knows you have droned on and on and on about it at some length for some time now. There are rumors that you are having someone else have the child. Many people do, that's okay. Why would there be something wrong with you admitting that? But no, you had to show the world that you are indeed preggers. Since no one has offered you a cover of a magazine to flaunt your maternal shape like Demi, Britney and Christina did, you are forced to lift all of those layers that you wear when you are out performing your obsession and stick out THE BELLY. Well, Nicole, not only was that unnecessary but it did something more. It showed how sad and pathetic you are that you have to live your life in the media. We know that those paps weren't just hanging around. You’ve shown the world that Nicole Kidman is an insecure person who craves attention and fame like an addict. Of course, we already knew that.