Since most skeptics have already received their Christmas present, the failure of the big epic, we thought we would spread holiday cheer and give wish presents for those we know oh, so well...
To Bella Cruise, a very happy birthday (we remembered) and the hope that in your sixteen years you have kept a journal that you may some day use to write a best seller about your relationship with Nicole.
To Connor Cruise, a big congratulations from us for your movie debut! It is too bad that Nicole was too busy eating pasta with Harvey Weinstein to attend but would you have really wanted her there?
To Tom Cruise, our thanks for being Tom Cruise and being able to overcome the hard times and have a great comeback. Yeah, there are some things about you we aren't comfortable with, but you are a good father and we are happy you survived the Nicole years and we are sorry for the times we made you the bad guy.
To Capitol Nashville that perhaps, just perhaps, the faith and money you have shown Keith Urban these past few bleak years may be paying off; or that you realize it is time to cut your losses and move on.
To that one female fan that seems to always be at all the shows and has all those pictures, stories and backstage passes - we hope Kidman gives you a big raise.
To Ted Casablanca from E! – we wish you good health and the continued determination to expose what needs to be exposed.
To those people who made a profit by bringing and keeping Kidman and Urban together: Karma is a bitch and here is hoping you get yours soon.
To Nicole Kidman: our wish is that you divorce, retire and that we never shall have to discuss you in a blog again. We know this won't happen on any of those accounts, but as long as these are wishes, we can hope.
To Sunday Rose Kidman Urban- we hope you are healthy and happy and that when the truth does come out about how you came to be that you are protected and isolated from it.
To Keith Urban- we hope and wish that this whole adventure has had some merit to it, but we hope you will come to your senses and make some life changing choices; we will Be Here to tell you why.
Finally, to all of you who read, comment and send us messages: we may not agree with all of you; some of you we wonder about. But we are all in this adventure together and we wouldn't be here without you, so have a great holiday season!
P.S.: the annual Urban Myths awards are coming soon .....
To Bella Cruise, a very happy birthday (we remembered) and the hope that in your sixteen years you have kept a journal that you may some day use to write a best seller about your relationship with Nicole.
To Connor Cruise, a big congratulations from us for your movie debut! It is too bad that Nicole was too busy eating pasta with Harvey Weinstein to attend but would you have really wanted her there?
To Tom Cruise, our thanks for being Tom Cruise and being able to overcome the hard times and have a great comeback. Yeah, there are some things about you we aren't comfortable with, but you are a good father and we are happy you survived the Nicole years and we are sorry for the times we made you the bad guy.
To Capitol Nashville that perhaps, just perhaps, the faith and money you have shown Keith Urban these past few bleak years may be paying off; or that you realize it is time to cut your losses and move on.
To that one female fan that seems to always be at all the shows and has all those pictures, stories and backstage passes - we hope Kidman gives you a big raise.
To Ted Casablanca from E! – we wish you good health and the continued determination to expose what needs to be exposed.
To those people who made a profit by bringing and keeping Kidman and Urban together: Karma is a bitch and here is hoping you get yours soon.
To Nicole Kidman: our wish is that you divorce, retire and that we never shall have to discuss you in a blog again. We know this won't happen on any of those accounts, but as long as these are wishes, we can hope.
To Sunday Rose Kidman Urban- we hope you are healthy and happy and that when the truth does come out about how you came to be that you are protected and isolated from it.
To Keith Urban- we hope and wish that this whole adventure has had some merit to it, but we hope you will come to your senses and make some life changing choices; we will Be Here to tell you why.
Finally, to all of you who read, comment and send us messages: we may not agree with all of you; some of you we wonder about. But we are all in this adventure together and we wouldn't be here without you, so have a great holiday season!
P.S.: the annual Urban Myths awards are coming soon .....
15 comments:
Urban Myths,
This was not on Keith and Nicole's wish list. This is what they get for never staying there:
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,28383,24835597-5013560,00.html
Thanks, Choice... also of note in the news today - the best review of Oztralia!!!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2008/dec/22/baz-luhrmann-australia-film
Well, basically, the issue of this bunya hill mansion, choice.... now being "threatened" by the commoners to the "stately kidmans" precious privacy is of little concern to the "grand kidmans." Being as this was a real estate purchase simply for the sake of pure publicity for her OZ movie...she had no intention of ever living in the place anyways. Once the "renovations" are done, it goes back on the market... and as for the impression the NKUsers have that she will spend her baby's first christmas in NY and fly in family, instead of in her "beloved" oz, where her family lives...or her newly "beloved' tennessee "home"... would also simply be because shilling of Australia, with its failure, is no longer nesessary.
Urban Myths
Ouch, what a review, thanks for the link! The British really know how to tell it like it is.
Nicole has just sent me her Christmas Wish List. Maclen, the first one doesn't surprise me. Thought you might like to see it:
http://nicole-kidman-journey.blogspot.com/2008/12/merry-christmas-possums.html
Merry Christmas, Choice
And to UM- Thanks for letting us vent our frustrations regarding Keith's career choices...
maclen-How will kidman keep her goats happy when the commoners can look directly at them from, of all places, the pub?? Certainly her cheese making will suffer greatly from the stress of gawkers!!
Thanks for that new review, Urban Myths...got a huge kick out of reading it...it's very Urban Myths worthy! Did love the bits about Hugh (Russell crowe was too wise to be in a kidman film) jackman! Them aussie's are sure STILL sharpening those knives, huh? Sure makes you believe it'll be a good while before kidman returns to her beloved OZ... and only then if she promises never to sing "Somewhere over the Rainbow" again!
banbotox said...
"maclen-How will kidman keep her goats happy when the commoners can look directly at them from, of all places, the pub?? Certainly her cheese making will suffer greatly from the stress of gawkers!!"
Yeah, well perhaps she'll buy her goats their own mansions...since she has no intention of permanently living in any of the new purchases is Tenn. or Oz...seems she should invest in that new apartment complex that so disgracefully plans on invading her "international space"...
Aus is mad at them, England spit them out and Tn is pushing on their "privacy"..
Where to now???
Maybe NK should do what I just did, buy a goat for a family in Africa - people who desperately need that for their survival. I spent $75 for one, think of how many goats she could give....
www.worldvision.org
Well it looks like we will have to look close at Keith on Sat evening as he performs at the Opry as apparently enough people believe the blind item the other day was about Kidman and Keith. Seems a Nashville gossip even had to comment on how Keith has been so busy that is why he is out of the public...
makes one wonder...
I wouldn't put it past her to throw something at his face.
Who will be there from here? It is apparently not televised.
And no one has spotted him out & about in Nashville? Not even at his second home - Starbucks?
Well that just sucks that the Opry won't be televised. Who cares about watching the best of 2008 when they actually have KU on stage.
The KUNK is in Nashville along with the Kidmans.. No Urbans
http://www.posh24.com/nicole_kidman/nicole_keith_escapes_for_the_holidays
ShutUpAndSing said...
"The KUNK is in Nashville along with the Kidmans.. No Urbans"
So, kidman was hiding out in prep for a "kidman family christmas eve photo op"...with the obligatory appearence of the orb, all smiles and stuff...sans of course his own family. No doubt the urbans were not interested in the least of flying in simply for the photo op...and then also no doubt spending the holiday in the hotel. Also no sign of little sunri...suddenly revealed in paris in the desperate need of some much needed publicity of a dying film..(too bad for kidman it didnt work) No doubt little sunri is back on moth balls and out of sight in prep for PR for her next movie...
I also thank UM for allowing us to express our real opinions and views on this fake union.
Ahh, isn't that cute - Keith with the kids. I'd probably prefer that too over that group.
Merry Christmas to all the skeptics!
P.S. Keith's face looks just fine.
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