You, too, can have big boobs just from breastfeeding!

Left: 1999; Center 2009; Right 2014

Nicole Kidman says she was cast in the movie Nine because she was breastfeeding.

"They're not very big, my boobs, so they just became normal size. I loved it!" she tells the December/January issue of Ladies' Home Journal. "I felt very Woman. When you've had a slightly androgynous body your whole life, having breasts is a nice feeling. [I had] big boobs because I was breastfeeding – I was perfect for it. I wouldn't get cast now."

Edited to add: Like this reaction from Daddy, Dotty?

Hahahahaha!

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