Thursday, January 4, 2007

American Fans Want Urban to Dump Kidman

UM News Wire-January 4: American fans of Country Music Star Keith Urban are calling for the Aussie Bad Boy to dump his aging actress wife Nicold Kidman amid reports she has committed fraud. The singer, who is currently battling evil, is rumoured to have believed Kidman wanted a real marriage with him, a charge she has denied. But readers of top weekly In Touch are far from convinced the Australian Hag is telling the truth and think it was all a contract. In an online poll, 100 per cent of readers agreed Urban should "dump" Kidman. Earlier the pair reunited in the Oscar-winning actress' hometown of Sydney, just so that Kidman could try out her new role as child-victim for the press.While Keith has not visited Australia since he married Kidman in a ridiculous Sydney wedding in June, the soft porn star has been in Sydney to lick her wounds and have her name in the papers as much as possible. Once even performing miracles in a Children's Hospital in Sydney.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

BRAVO! Dump the Aussie fraud who is sucking the life out of you and get back to the music, it will do your soul good!

Anonymous said...

The sooner Keith kicks that shrew to the curb the better!

Anonymous said...

Let's see, Nicole fans want her to dump him! Keith fans want him to dump her! Someone just needs to dump someone!

Anonymous said...

Dump the Frump! Or Nicole dump Keith. Either way, this farce of a marriage needs to end sooner rather than later.

Anonymous said...

Keith, can you hear it? It's the sound of your marriage unraveling!!! End it already, would you please? Enough!!!

DumptheFrump said...

The balding shrew has got to go! Keith you are sober now. There is no excuse for waking up next to that fugly woman!

Anonymous said...

Dump the Frump!
Throw the Shrew to the Curb!
Wake up Mr. Urban!!!
Okay, let's just get back to the music!

MusicRowMama said...

Keith - save yourself and your career. You know your life has not been your own since Gary and Ansel convinced you this was a good idea. It doesn't matter if you drive a Bentley if the cost of it is to lose your soul and lose your music. Your fans love you and are waiting for you to come home.

naive-no-more said...

I wish he would do WHATEVER it takes to wake up the "Ghost In The Guitar".

bunniecruncher said...

Dump the pale, gray, botox queen! She only hooked up with you Keith because her looks and career were in the shitter and she needed to prove someone would sleep with her...

Anonymous said...

I vote for a dumping! I don't care which one dumps who as long as I don't have to read about them being together anymore.

Get a real woman, Keith.

Anonymous said...

Oh dear Keith. Your 'butterfly' turned out to be a blood sucking vampire bat. A mistake any of us could make....

But all is not lost. Dump the pigtail wearing, heidi lookalikee, shiny faced, botoxed bat and come back to us. We will forgive you.

Anonymous said...

we promise "we won't say we told ya so", please come back home!

Anonymous said...

Dear Keith

I am just writing you a little note, just to say

WAKE UP YOU DOZY FECKER AND SMELL THE COFFEE!!!

Marriages are supposed to make your life better and more enriched! So ok, what has being married to twig bitch done for you:

You alienated yourself from your fans to appease her, merely phoning in some performances!!

You followed her round like a little lost puppy at the expense of working on your album!

You allowed your own talent to be over shadowed by a pompus, up her own arse..............shite actress!! Who btw takes her clothes off in movies so you don't notice how crap she is!! Note to nikkers........wearing thin now honey!!

Oh and then there is the biggie.......you are now known around the world as the cheating, druggie loser that is not worthy of her botoxedness! Is this really what you wanted........was getting the ozzies to recognise you that important!! Now you are stuck in the BFC and can only get out when she allows it!

Man would you ever get a feckin life!!! She is pure evil........get out now before you have no life left!!!

Ok hope you have a better 2007 :)

Anonymous said...

Keith-come on home to Nashville. We miss you baby.

Anonymous said...

Keith...come back to the music. Ditch the poison marriage and be true to yourself. Your fans still love you!

Anonymous said...

Keith, enough is enough now mate! She's shrivelled your balls up enough. Take em back, and get your life back. Stop taking part in her crap photo ops. The photos at the fairground were soo bad! Everyone knows its an act and its yawningly boring now. Dump the frump!!

Anonymous said...

Damn, I just saw this. Love it. I now firmly believe the gossip about Nicold wanting to beat her ex to the alter was true. And that she used Keith to do it. Keith deserves a hell of a lot better then this selfish, self-centered media whore.

Anonymous said...

If i thought for one minute he was truly happy, i would be so happy for him and really wish him the best. But i do not see that.He is in over his head and i see him drowning in this nightmare.I see his sweet and free spirit getting more dule by the day. And that is very sad to me and breaks my heart.I truly only want the very best for him and i really do not think this is it.All the pr that we as fans have had to read, see , hear about him in the last 18 months or so is wrong and sad.They have even managed to challenge his MANHOOD ! They have called him everything in the book. Degrated him in every since of the word.And all of his so called people have just sat on there hands and let it all happen.Not a word to this man defense. Oh but her people have been working overtime that is for sure. They have her looking like a saint. Even his own wife has not stepped up to his defense. SHe just has her people step up and make her continue to look good. And the hell with her husband. It does not matter that the press are tearing him to sheds while she plays the victim again, a roll that she has mastered to the hilt. I have zero respect for this woman as a woman. Even when Keith was at his weakest point she did nothing to come to her husband defense. SHe probably told him to pull his self together just like her mother told her. Only because she did not know what else to do for him. I do not know if she said that, but i sure can hear her saying that to him.From where i am sitting she is a very selfish woman in deed.And keith said in his message to his fans, which was very smart on Keith part, That she stayed strong and was there for him. Well from what we the fans saw, that is a big fat lie. SHe was everywhere but where she should have been. THere is no way in hell i would have left my husband side when he needed me the most.I would have been right there doing all i could do to help through this time.In stead of bitching, whinning, complaining(oh what about me what am i suppose to do now) Or even worring about how embarrass i just might be.It would not matter to me, His well being is more important than any of that childish junk she seems not able to let go of. SHe is all about herself and how she looks or is portrayed. But we the fans understand Keith and love him despite all of his short cummings. We know he is not perfect but he has a pure heart that you can see when he is able to be free with his heart and sole and most of all his music.When he is able to be just Keith and let go, that is when he is at his very best. I have not see that from him in a very long time.Im praying for him daily because i do beleive in him and his music.GOd is going to continue to bring him out of this huge whole he has dug for himself and lead him where belongs. Keith and Nicole are on Different Journeys and different paths.What they both need is not each other.

Anonymous said...

Dump the bitch and run!!!!

Anonymous said...

It's time he take the bull by the horns and toss it to the side!

Anonymous said...

what can i say that hasn't already been said..

Nicole loves you about as much as most people love the idea of the black plague coming back..you are so much better than she is and you deserve to be with someone that really loves you for you...and it is so obvious that she doesn't..she cares for no one but herself..and her own interests..and all of her PR spin is to try and prove otherwise is useless..

come back to the music Keith..you don't need and aging,hollywood has-been..to help you with your career..YOU CAN DO IT MUCH BETTER ON YOUR OWN!!!

Anonymous said...

Ditch the wannabe nasty beotch.

She's just dragging you down. You career is going...going...

Hers is gone...

the bunny hunter said...

Keith, what are you doing with someone who looks old enough to be your mother - even fact - your mother is more attractive than your "wife". I mean really, take a good hard look at her! She's losing her hair and has gone grey. She has an alien forehead, and well her face - um parts were shipped in from across the country for that face. She has a granny neck, and let's not even mention the hands. How many times has she scratched you with those hands? She has a body of a teenage boy. ICK! You can get yourself a hottie all on your own with a great personality to boot!

I don't care who ends this madness. At first I thought I would like to see Keith do it, and then I thought NO - because she would play the sympathy card for the next ten years. So if one has to end it, I hope it is the glow thing that does it. Please Keith - get back to Nashville and your music, and life will be good again!