Thursday, February 11, 2010

From the AWFUL truth....

Nicole and Keith Get Trashy for V-Day


Today 11:15 AM PST by Ted Casablanca and Ashley Fultz

Anyone who doesn't want to think of Nicole Kidman as a sexual being, read no further.

Keith Urban was spotted shopping yesterday afternoon at Trashy Lingerie in West Hollywood, picking out some sexy costumes (that's right) for his wife...

According to our Valentine's Day spy, Urban strolled in around 1 p.m., casually dressed in jeans and a black and blue plaid shirt.

"He was really nice and not shy at all," adds our sexy source. "He had the sales girl help him pick out some stuff and ended up buying three different sexy outfits for Nicole."


So what might Nic be dressing up in Sunday night?

"He got a naughty schoolgirl outfit, a matching red and black bra and panty set from the Sweetheart Lace Collection and the third was a matching set from the brand new Aphrodite line in red and black."

Who knew there was such a...lover inside the sometimes ice queen.

As for Keith's mood, we're told he was jolly as can be panty shopping, browsing around for a while and singing along to the music playing.

Wonder if Kidman approved of her man pet going out to buy her some sexy goods, or if this is one of her surprises come Sunday. Either way, let's just hope Nic can show some emotion when she unwraps those boxes this weekend!

21 comments:

A440 said...

He sings about the man he wants to be, and gets her gifts to make her the woman he wants her to be:

http://www.trashy.com/Naughty-Pleated-Skirts-bycollection.htm

http://www.trashy.com/Nicole-Demitasse-Bra-with-Lollipop-Trim.8760-product.htm

http://www.trashy.com/index.php?s=product&set_id=6721

Why not? It's costumes for an actor. But I wonder what, if anything, she'll get him. Last year, it was candles...

Good luck, Keith, in your quest to find romance in your marriage.

maclen said...

Yes, no doubt the orb trying to "liven up" life with the rail thin, chemically bloated face and lipped kidman...and getting a public meme put out to boot! My initial reaction...only 3 outfits? I'd wager it'll take more than that to get the orb revved up over the pasty and emotionally dulled kidman. But, on the other hand, I'd also wager that the need for a "costume" at all would indicate things are not at all kosher! And this little public outing may reveal more than the orb may have intended! See, it MAY indicate the orb would like to "imagine" kidman was someone else...

hoosierlady said...

now I ask you, think.

Why would he buy something so personal in public, knowing full well it would be reported and talked about and printed and blogged, etc. etc.

Are they starved for attention? Already? Please don't tell me it is a case of 'someone just happened to catch him there'.

Laura said...

Yeah I seriously doubt this story is true.

maclen said...

So, it's been a short while...so I guess I'll do another "E-o'-L-N-M's"...

...so, I noticed a few interesting highlight stories this past week...seems jolie went to Haiti to visit the unfortunates...

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2010/02/10/12827281-qmi.html?cid=rssnewslast24hours

Jolie praises Haiti relief efforts

...and I specifically chose this "jolie PRAISES haiti relief efforts" headline story because it is really "hollow" praise indeed when it is simply praise in a lazy PRESS RELEASE...like SOMEONE recently did...but jolie backs it up by actually getting her behind to the place...and more importantly...to actually see and feel and listen to the unfortunate people one wants to help so passionately! (I mean, jolie may have just gone to the UN in NY and "praised" the Haiti relief efforts...again like someone we would expect that of!)

...another big recent story...ex cruise is able to finagle another MI pic from Paramount, who a few years ago uncerimoniously chased cruise out of the studio...

http://ontheflix.com/2010/02/10/tom-cruise-to-star-in-mission-impossible-4-with-may-2011-release-date/

Tom Cruise To Star In ‘Mission Impossible’ 4 With May 2011 Release Date

...seems cruise was able to rejuvinate his image enough to get another shot at his only francise centerpiece. Now of course, getting the go ahead is only half the achievment...now he's gotta get it made and have it become a hit.

...and recent costar pen cruz is reaping the rewards of another supporting actress oscar nom...

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/02/penelope_cruz_probably_skippin.html

Penélope Cruz Probably Skipping Lars von Trier Movie for Pirates of the Caribbean 4

...she's perhaps able to have the choice of passing on one film for a higher profile flick...again, unlike someone who "seemingly" passed on about 3 or 4 pics the past couple of years for perhaps a "chance" to make a few no frills indies! Yeah, pass on a ferrari or even a cherry 59 t-bird... to drive a damn pinto! (No one would do that willingly!) I almost sense that kidman is jonesing at this point for something big...something very outstandingly...noteworthy...to also make a splash...and of course, will keep my eyes open!

abc said...

It wouldn't surprise me if the store itself posted this to get attention for their store.

It would also not surprise me if, indeed, the sighting is true; and this is why I think so:

Having done the 'boy meets girl', 'sweet thing', 'baby girl' story, it is possible Keith is thinking of his next material and is probably thinking of revving it up a bit, taking it further into a more raunchy area. If it was a private shopping spree, then he could have had an assistant purchase the stuff over the internet, having had the experience of the world knowing what he did instore at that music store recently.

Nicole has certainly been trying to rev it up, sex it up herself, given her Lolita roles have dried up and would indeed look silly carrying on with the 'young' theme. I have always maintained that NK is a better stills model than movie actress, (as against movie star), and normally I like most of the stills that she does, esp when top photographers and stylists are involved, however, the latest 20 page spread in Vogue Italia, (fuzzy thumbnails over at NKU), is a mess. In them, NK is NOT sexy, but trying to ACT sexy; and I think in this case, failing miserably. The hair (wig) is a mess and she is pouting stupidly trying to look sexy. She is also trying to ACT over a phone etc ... i couldn't help but laugh! why doesn't she just give it a break! The only good thing about the shoot is the black and white mood of the photography and styling.

If indeed it is true that Keith purchased this stuff, then I was also right in saying that sex is probably now a biggie for him in the abscence of his previous party drugs etc. I know the scenario only too well; and believe me, being on the receiving end of this kind of thing, it gets tired very quickly! Women mostly do NOT enjoy acting out the stuff we see in the men's mags - although some may do it just to keep their man wanting it from you only.

The latest pics of her going for a pedicure show NK looking an absolute mess and not looking too happy.

BTW: when last have they been in Nashville?: so much for giving it all up for life down at the farm. Oh, I forgot, 'Australia' is history now, so no need for that expedient PR. It's all about the next role: sex change.

Oh dear, Nicole; you really are so transparent!

martingano said...

A440 I agree with you totally. As a matter of fact that fluffanutter piece in the Country People had me wondering. He is finally the man he always wanted to be? What was he before when he was "in love" with his previous ones? Especially the one he really did ask to marry! What amazes me is that when two people meet, they come together because there is a certain connection. When two people marry and become one that doesn't give each other license to start changing each other and become people the other person wanted. When all this changing takes place, it replaces the reasons why you got together in the first place.

I don't believe this story because I don't believe Keith would air that much dirty laundry and besides I have never seen a Cornstalk look that good in those outfits. Keith must be in never never land. If you have to work this hard in drumming up romance and have to report, then I say they got nothing going on. Never saw anything between them to begin with and I still don't. All for the love of fame and money.

Good posts people. I agree with all.

notachance said...

Appears Keith & Nic will be funding a school in Haiti. My question is - Will they actually go there?

http://www.catcountry96.fm/Article.asp?id=1695485&spid=36382

I have tons of respect for Big Kenny, not only does he cough up the dough, but gets his hands dirty too. Keith should be hanging with this guy. BK is the real deal IMO.

And back to topic - if this story is true he's truly become an ass.

Tara said...

If this had come anywhere but Teddy C I would think it was a plant.
Ted doesn't like Kidman - why make her look desirable?
Ted never writes a story straight. There is also an under layer of something in the post?
But why not buy in a catalog or internet? - that is interesting and could lead to assumptions about who the garments are for.

Could it be Ted knows something more about the marriage of Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman and this is his way of letting out a little knowledge.

Could Keith be buying the stuff for himself?

Funny isn't it that there was no sizes mentioned?
Of course we will never know
But I am sure the stuff was not ever going to be worn by Kidman.

Laura said...

@ martingano , I agree. He wouldn't put it all out there.

and @ abc , I think you're right with your theory, if the story does end up being true.

maclen said...

abc said...

"The latest pics of her going for a pedicure show NK looking an absolute mess and not looking too happy."

...yes abc, these pics...

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/nicole-kidman-pre-valentines-day-pampering-215361/

Nicole Kidman: Pre-Valentine’s Day Pampering

...continue to show a very...loooong in the face kidmam...and considering it's another pre-arranged photo op courtesy of GG! Also take note...alone, she seems to to be in a world all her own...ignoring the pap...BUT...when the orb is present at the photo ops...kidman is grinning and mugging for the pics. Kidman is well aware of when to "be on" and act it up! And as in past recent photos in public, kidman looks very stressed...anxious...and looking at that second pic as kidman is exiting her car...she looks positively...."LOHAN-ESQUE!" Is is fact that people have very noticible "tells" in their body and facial expressions...(just ask apparent good bud...and recent embarassing "monkey dance" recipient simon baker who stars in The Mentalist)...and all body and expressions of kidman "tells" she is floundering.

maclen said...

So, in a change of pace...A NEW FEATURE...tonight I introduce (((((INSOMNIA THEATER)))))...(uh basically cause I'm still up at 1 AM! and an ode to fav tv show ...MST3k...) in this premiere edition!...

...so is kidman's next "big thing" going to be that she is going to the Olympics? And is it to simply shill watches?

http://trueslant.com/suefrause/2010/02/12/are-george-clooney-and-nicole-kidman-olympics-bound/

Are George Clooney and Nicole Kidman Winter Olympics bound?

"Word on the street and elsewhere is that OMEGA Ambassadors George Clooney and Nicole Kidman will also be making appearances."

(...a side note...clooney shills omega timepieces? Perhaps he's "raising funds" for a charitible cause!...HA! and truly...clooneys OMEGA ambassadorship here is about as meaningful as kidman's UN Ambassadorship!) Well...guess kidman is unable to get by on that ginger ale ad proceeds? Yes, it would make progressive sense...kidman getting paid to attend Olympic parties! We shall see...

And just noticed this piece...

http://www.screendaily.com/festivals/berlin/european-film-market/affinity-loads-up-shotgun-wedding/5010651.article

Affinity loads up Shotgun Wedding

"Affinity International president of worldwide sales and distribution Brian O’Shea will kick off sales at the EFM on the comedy Shotgun Wedding.
Seann William Scott stars alongside Adam Scott and Jay Chandrasekhar, who wrote the screenplay with David Gilcreast and will direct."

"Affinity International’s EFM slate includes From Prada To Nada with Camilla Belle, Alexa Vega, Wilmer Valderrama and Kuno Becker, John Cameron Mitchell’s Rabbit Hole starring Nicole Kidman and Aaron Eckhart, which is currently in post-production.

Affinity, apparently in charge of selling Rabbit Hole to foreign markets...has a pretty IMPRESSIVE line up! Seann William Scott in a comedy where he marries a "southern" girl? (waa waa waaaaa)...and ...whoa...a movie with wilmer valderrama! Were truly talking some heavyweights here.

abc said...

interestingly, the series of photos of NK going to and from the pedicure spa are taken by NKU member 'Nickufan' ... or by a pap who is a member of NKU. When NK gets out of the car she is smiling immediately as though for the person taking the pics .. then strangely once out the car her expression becomes sullen and there is no interaction at all between her and her assistant as she walks to the spa. The pics inside (probably taken thru the section of clear window) are also taken by Nickufan, again showing a rather sullen NK. Once outside, she is on the cell-phone smiling, again probably aware of Nickufan. It is unlikely that paps would be coincidentally at that place. Or, she smiles at Nickufan but not at the paps; again unusual because she ALWAYS smiles at the paps. I am really surprised she wanted pics taken of her looking so bad. So bad, that even her fans at NKU haven't made any comments about her looks where they normally always do; even if she doesn't look good. Also, all pics of NK are usually posted at JJ and these aren't, so it may well have been a favour for NKU, or simply a means to keep something, anything, of her in the media.

What is she doing in LA for such a long period? And with no outings with Isabella or Connor.

Volenut said...

Were these items REALLY purchased for NK??

maclen said...

abc said...
"interestingly, the series of photos of NK going to and from the pedicure spa are taken by NKU member 'Nickufan' ... or by a pap who is a member of NKU."

Clearly, it wouldnt be surprising that pap photo sources for JJ or GG would be posting on the kidman site. This nicufan even posts photos of that photo set on the pedicure visit that the celebrity-gossip.net site I posted earlier, DIDNT post. So clearly, this nicufan is an "insider" in the kidman and jj and GG "arrangement! And it is interesting that JJ or GG were not a part of this "photo op"...and also of note, JJ or GG were also not into the action of kidman's visit to the zoo, which I posted in the previous thread...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1248527/Nicole-Kidman-takes-Sunday-Rose-zoo--just-visiting-family.html

"Nicole Kidman takes Sunday Rose to the zoo... or are they just visiting family?"

...the snarky quote of the daily mail piece is the reason the zoo pics were NOT posted over at NKU! Could it be that GG and JJ are NOT that into kidman anymore...considering her career is clearly over? Interesting to note how it plays out in the near future.

dontlikethepez said...

I think it would be quite funny if he did indeed buy these outfits and the person opening them wasn't Granny Freeze!! LOL, she looks bad enough fully clothed, let's not even go there with less clothing!!

Laura said...

OK, did anyone read the latest interview with Keith on theboot.com?

I just want to point this out:

Q: So since you didn't get a chance to give an acceptance speech, wanna give one now?

A: First and foremost, I'd thank anybody who voted for me! But certainly, Nic is just absolutely ... I don't even know if she's changed my life; she's given me a life. That's what it's all about. There's seemingly no relevance to my previous life, before meeting her. I have such deep love and gratitude for everything she's done for me. Words just escape me when it comes to her.

Notice the "There's seemingly no relevance to my previous life, before meeting her" comment... Is it just me, or is that a MAJOR "F.U" to the chick he was with for 8 YEARS, AND engaged to, prior to his marriage to Nicole.

I mean, it's beautiful that he loves Nicole and all, but I think there's a time when you stop overdoing it, and start talking about the music...

hoosierlady said...

I had the naughty school girl mental picture. Had to boil my brain afterward.

Urban Myths said...

Thanks for posting that part of The Boot interview, Laura. I was actually already going to post it as a separate blog entry, and I think I still will. Let's discuss it on the new entry.

A440 said...

Laura asks:

Is it just me, or is that a MAJOR "F.U" to the chick he was with for 8 YEARS, AND engaged to, prior to his marriage to Nicole.

Why single out just Laura Sigler? There were two other engagements besides that one. He's flipping his finger to all the women over the years who took him as a lover and protected him...

hoosierlady said...

Nine bombed, the red carpets for it were disasters. She hid. Then she slowly came back with a few well timed and VERY well orchestrated photo ops, press releases, now she is re-introducing herself with another genre, (game).

We've seen this before, over and ad nauseum.

Not to worry, just watch and wait, the fun is about to begin.