Monday, March 26, 2007

Seeing is believing - Kidman and K-Kid on the prowl for the folks back home

It is always amazing that what you wish for can often come true. That's what has happened to this writer.

I wanted to see more pictures of Keith and Nicole in public. I was so tired of all those blog sightings. They aren't as thrilling as seeing the golden couple in public. Everyday it seems we have a new picture of Kidman and the hired help going to a movie, a new play, a concert. Don't they ever stay at home? He was gone for a week, and she is his wife isn't she? Wouldn't you at least spend part of the last 48 hours being a wife? Performing those quiet chores that would enable K-Kid to get his wish and become a daddy? Of course you can't do that in public can you? Well Keith did in Nashville last October but...

Kidman was probably mad because he was away and she can't do anything with her friends because the only one I know that she has is in New York and very pregnant. So damn it K-Kid, service the shrew. Take her out. Get her picture in People.com. The folks back home need to know you are together and happy. Sitting in your separate bedrooms in your separate residences just doesn't cut it. She needs to sell that romantic epic that she is making and you need to be beloved in Oz since you Dixie Chicked your way out of Nashville with your recent comments. So pull on that blue shirt again K-Kid and take her out. I can't wait to see you again. You always look so happy, don't you? And while you are at it, can I request one shot just for me? I want to see how you two hold hands and eat at the same time.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Dixie Chicked your way out of Nashville"

LMAO!!! that's classic!! and so true..i can hear those doors in Nashville slamming in his face as i type!..I hope it was all worth it Mr. Kidman..

Anonymous said...

What I find so odd about their appearances...is he always looks unhappy and she always looks down with her lips all pouty and puffed up.

It's like he's responsible for leading her around because she is sightless and so, it's his responsibility to get her from point A to point B.

And Kidman looks ridiculous ... always keeping her head down and hanging on for dear life. If he let go of her, I swear she'd walk into a pole...mind you she'd bounce off with her lips puffed up and all pouty like that.

I don't know why they go out so much. Maybe they just like to go out. Maybe they're bored with each other already. Maybe they do want to prove to us that they are sooooo in love.

But either way, I would really like to see pictures of them where it wasn't posed lovin' (St Barts) and it looked like there was some natural affection between them. They look stiff and totally out of place with each other...mind you, Kidman just looks cold and stiff all the time.

Anonymous said...

I don't know why they go out so much. Maybe they just like to go out. Maybe they're bored with each other already. Maybe they do want to prove to us that they are sooooo in love.
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Well it was the 25th don't ya know. Their monthiversary! yawn..

Anonymous said...

Lainey Gossip..

As for Nashville and the constant waxing on her part about it being where “we live”, I’m told he’s hardly in town, never mind her. When he does come in, it’s a quick dash and leave, although given that the local buzz is getting louder about their absence, many are predicting new photos soon of the newly rehabilitated couple walking hand in hand, enjoying the bucolic southern surroundings they now call “Home”…and the pappies will just happen to be around..
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Next photo op Nashville??? She'd better hurry. They have to get back to OZ for the Easter photo ops.

Anonymous said...

"Next photo op Nashville??? She'd better hurry."

Please no...not another happy couple photo op in Nashville...we don't want them here. Please stay in Hollywierd where you both belong.

Anonymous said...

well of coarse..after all that dissing of Nashville and country music he did while away..he needs to prove to us good ol' USA folks that he still wants that country career..really he does!!..he's such a flippin' joke!..i hope Nashville runs thier asses right out of town the minute the plane touches the grond!

Anonymous said...

Really? Separate residences? Separate bedrooms? Why can't Perez Hilton get a clear shot of this? Surely he's not on HER payroll.....

Anonymous said...

Nope, don't want to see any pictures of him right now. I'll wait until that fugly haircut grows out and he sheds those "I was in rehab using food as my solace" pounds have withered away.

Puddy Tat said...

"well of coarse..after all that dissing of Nashville and country music he did while away."

Obviously I missed something. What did he say about the town and genre that made him? And when and where did he say it? Was it Dixie Chicks bad?