Monday, May 14, 2007

Those Kidman girls and what they can do to a man...

So sad to hear about the demise of Antonia Kidman's marriage. Seems that the husband broke the record on trying to survive with a Kidman woman by one year over Nicole's first husband. Nicole almost ten years, Antonia eleven. What is tragic in this new case is that there are small children involved. Of course there were in Nicole's first marriage too, but there aren't the added whispers about the parentage of her kids. You wonder what makes these gals stray? We all know the rumors about why Nicole's first marriage ended, and she did miscarry not long after that, didn't she? That's one thing her sister has over her - she can birth those babies. But I am swaying from what I wanted to write about tonight, and that is the nauseating display going on down under if you attend a Keith Urban concert.

Perhaps because he thinks this is what they want to hear. Perhaps because she was in the audience, granted a short reprieve from the drudgery of her latest future box office flop, that he had to go on and on and on and on and... well, you know. I gave up following the sideshow for the next two weeks. I don't want to risk getting diabetes or some other illness that could make me very sick. But I have to scratch my head and say what the f*ck has happened to Keith Urban? I like the bad boy, the flirt, the guy that you had a chance to have a free pass with. The fantasy about this guy was that if the opportunity arose, and you had a vagina you had a chance with the man. Now, maybe he realizes that one should not conduct oneself in this manner. You end up getting lots of tail but you aren't filling up that hole inside. But in some way I believed that guy. I liked that guy.

This man that has emerged from rehab seems shattered. He seems that his whole existence is built on pleasing a woman who is so insecure she can't please herself. The love cries from stage, the nauseating concert talk of two forty year olds at a make-out spot, a woman who giggles and coos and makes the man forget his lines and lose his professionalism is too much. I walked out on that play. And my friends, it showed me it is nothing more than a play.

Nothing more than an act. Just like “You all started drinking early today,” or that McHugh was from whatever town they were in that night. I realized that Keith is playing at life. He is trying to keep up with one of the best actresses in the world. So good at her craft because she has no soul. Keith, I think better of you. I don't believe you love her. Try jumping on a couch on “Oprah”. I hear it does wonders for your reputation.

Perhaps you are scared about the future? I think you might not understand the man you are right now. Keith, get on stage, listen to your own inner voice, find the right person to love and you will find your way. Getting yourself in deeper in a situation that few believe is real could be devastating to the future. Learn from the men that preceded you. Get away from that Kidman woman. Run and don't look back. As it is, if the show continues in the US, don't be surprised when you do hear those boos at the dedication and don't be surprised that instead of M & Ms tossed at you, you will have various tampons and pads thrown, as you are turning into the pussy only Nicole Kidman wished she had.

Tough stuff, Mr. Kidman, but I am not spending almost one hundred hard earned dollars to see you perform in order to hear you - a multimillionaire and insecure man, play your contrition act with your multimillionaire insecure wife. The sideshow is becoming a freak show and few are staying to give a damn.

15 comments:

disgusted said...

How dare you drag Antonia Kidman and her recent marriage breakdown into your diatribe of delusion. I have previously read this blog because the level of vitriol displayed is amusing to say the least but this is an all time low.
Your comments on people throwing feminine hygiene products is also truly scraping the bottom of the barrel. Have you no self respect?
I get it. People in the public eye are fair game but you really need to get a life and stop fixating on theirs. The aggression shown in your post is really disturbing.

smellycat said...

Dear Keith,

You love your wife. We get it.

You think she is extraordinary. We get it.

She saved you. We get it.

She would be at all of your shows
if she could. We get it.

Now, kindly shut the f*ck up and sing.

Urban Myths said...

Disturbed you get it.. lets give you a prize of some kind. Many of us have put up with this crap that is Keith and Kidman and we have reached our limit. Would I throw a tampon at Keith? No. Would I boo the dedication - you bet. Will I yell shut up and sing you bet.. I didn't pay to be manipulated on his fame machine I paid to hear him sing and play..

Also, Antonia Kidman is a public figure in OZ and one reason cited for the end of the marriage was that her husband couldn't deal with the fame and attention that being a member of the Kidman family entails...

maclen said...

It seems strange for a couple, who at one time or another, are quoted as saying they want to keep a lowkey relationship, away from scrutiny, would put on such a public display of their relationship. And again I'll say, I find it strange that once again it occurs just a day after the drama of the story of her sisters split from her addict husband... I mean, there could be no reason what so ever to believe that it might raise a few eyebrows, or possibly taint kidman's own marriage to an addict? could there?
The blatant theatrics do not work in her films, why would they work for her troubled marriage?

isitoveryet said...

maclen - I totally agree with you. I find it interesting that you couldn't get a word out of Mr. Kidman's mouth about their relationship while they were dating. He avoided the subject when asked at award ceremonies. Now he has Diarrhea of the mouth when it comes to his "extraordinary" wife. Excuse me while I spit some vomit out of my mouth right now . . .

You didn't care to talk about it then Mr. Kidman, and we don't care to hear it now. She may be your savior, which by the way, did you learn anything in those three months of rehab? But to us, she is someone that we never imagined you would fall in love with. Take her fame, take her money and continue to be her water boy on set! We'd rather see you there than on stage praising this useless woman!

notachance said...

WOW! I'd say this blog has sunk to an unbelievable low. Now y'all are including the sister and her woes and saying this a family trait basically. I will go back to a statement I made before - "GETALIFE" - before this stuff eats you up totally. I hate to think of how & what you'd do to people you actually know that go against your wishes.

notachance said...

"Tough stuff, Mr. Kidman, but I am not spending almost one hundred hard earned dollars to see you perform in order to hear you - a multimillionaire and insecure man, play your contrition act with your multimillionaire insecure wife. The sideshow is becoming a freak show and few are staying to give a damn."
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Really - if you don't want to pay to see him anymore, then please don't. It's clear you have nothing to left in you but hatred and I would hate to have you next to me at a show. I may not care for the marriage, but the venom spewing from you is downright scary.

Whitetrashcheeto said...

Jesus! I go away for a few days, come here for a chance to see what's new and I'm shocked. And before you think I'm on the bunny side of this game - you're dead wrong. You've taken the Keith and Nicole bashing to an all-time low. I don't have a clue about Antonia, other than her husband was suffering from depression, but to attack her and her marriage because she's related to Nicole? That's brutal man!!

You indicated in your blog that you liked Keith before Nicole because and I quote, "I like the bad boy, the flirt, the guy that you had a chance to have a free pass with. The fantasy about this guy was that if the opportunity arose, and you had a vagina you had a chance with the man. Now, maybe he realizes that one should not conduct oneself in this manner. You end up getting lots of tail but you aren't filling up that hole inside. But in some way I believed that guy. I liked that guy." This is exactly the opposite of what the skeptics have been screaming about for months. So now, you're telling us that you want Keith back because you miss having the chance of screwing around with him? Geez, I would think the rest of the extreme skeptics would be in an uproar over that statement.

You all don't realize that men are flirts, they get married and things change, they might actually be in love with their wives and want to shout it to the world. Tim did that constantly at his shows with Faith...hell, I've even been to Chesney shows where Kenny mentioned Renee and brought her onstage. It's a new phase in a guys life. Really, I'm just quite flabbergasted at your take on this whole thing. You sound like a woman scorned and it's pathetic.

isitoveryet said...

I have a question for you whitetrashcheeto - why didn't he shout from the mountaintops before he got married that she was the love of his life? Why does this all come out now after he has been caught with his pants down while getting high and as a result had to check into BFC for three months?

notachance said...

Who are we to say when someone should shout from the mountaintops about their love? I seem to recall that when TC went wild on Oprah's couch about his love for Katie, many, including the skeptics thought that was wrong too.

Maybe rehab made him see exactly what he had, maybe he was in a complete fog before that. If rehab is what made him wake up and actually see that the love of his life was right in front of him, I find it very hard to swallow that anyone would fault him that.

maclen said...

Oh boy, talk about the "Kid-ban" blatant theatrics and hollow displays... " I do believe the lovinly faithful supporters have developed a serious case of the vapors... y'all." Perhaps if they lit a candle in front of urbans CD cover, they will be able to ward off the evil spirits that seem set on destroying the perfect union of their..... careers!

Whitetrashcheeto said...

"I have a question for you whitetrashcheeto - why didn't he shout from the mountaintops before he got married that she was the love of his life? Why does this all come out now after he has been caught with his pants down while getting high and as a result had to check into BFC for three months?"

Maybe he thought it was none of anyone's business. It's hard enough getting to know someone you think has the potential for something more, let alone having the paps camping out behind every bush waiting for a snapshot and creating sensational headlines that are skewed in the public eye.

wheresthemusic said...

I believe the reason the blogger has offered her comments regarding the sisters relationships is to show that the family has issues. Nicoles behavior (of all kinds, from her silly comments on the set to her quotes in magazines) show that she has a very skewed view of the real world. Sadly, Keith may also share skewed views...but hopefully he can learn from his brother in laws mistakes. With one stint in rehab already..I doubt it though...

maclen said...

wheresthemusic said...
"I believe the reason the blogger has offered her comments regarding the sisters relationships is to show that the family has issues. Nicoles behavior (of all kinds, from her silly comments on the set to her quotes in magazines) show that she has a very skewed view of the real world. Sadly, Keith may also share skewed views...but hopefully he can learn from his brother in laws mistakes. With one stint in rehab already..I doubt it though..."

You make a good point here on her past statements, as I've notice a few past comments from defenders here on this blog. Which are complaints that urban myths doesnt offer any real proof of what is commented on, or its all just old news and reiterated. Well, quoting statements in past interviews is one way in which her disengenuous and frivolous attitute is an indication of her personality. One example, how does her past statements that she would give up her movie career to be happily married again reflect on urban? Reasonable people might conclude that she is not happy being married to urban, since she has not stopped making movies? In fact, how must that reflect on kidman herself?

Whitetrashcheeto said...

You have a point that the Kidman family do seem to have issues. Ironic, seeing how Mr. Kidman is in the field of mental health, but tell me what family doesn't have issues? I think the so called "dysfunctional" family is really the norm. Nicole does seem to live in an unreal state most of the time and Keith has become a product of that. I won't pretend to know what it's like to live in a world where what little private life you have is scrutinized and words spoken routinely taken out of context...Not making excuses for the, I just think this may make me a bit maniacle too.