Sunday, December 30, 2007

She is Having His Baby!

....what a lovely way of distracting people from the rumors....

It is the 18-month mark in this train wreck known as the Urban/Kidman marriage and instead of divorce announcements we get articles in British tabloids claiming that Box Office Poison Nicole Kidman and her husband, you know that guy named Keither Urbane or whatever, are preggers. For those of you who have been around this debacle you know these rumors come out almost as often as Keith gets highlights. Most of them come out on a weekend, fester and spread, then are later denied. These planted stories are always dependent on other rumors swirling around about the Down Under Wonder Couple.

Rumors? Are there rumors? The PR about Kidman having Keith on her set for the last day of filming next years biggest screen failure were shot all to blazes when pictures of a happy smiling Keith in Los Angeles from the same day appeared. Speaking of pictures, where are they? Kidman has documented her last four Christmases - a couple with her children (the infamous basketball game) and the last few with Keith. Remember last year, the pigtails and greasy skin and Keith getting a "leave" from rehab to fly over to her on Christmas Day? We know why that happened. The same paper that is now reporting the news of her pregnancy, last year had a story about a young woman who had an affair with Keith. Pretty graphic and pretty nasty toward Keith, the story was supposedly an exclusive even though Life and Style had the same story with pictures three weeks earlier. Also interesting was that the young woman denied talking to said paper but she turned up with new boobs a few weeks later and the story died because it served its purpose and that is the point.

This story is here because Nicole Kidman is in a nose dive. Her career is teetering on collapse. No one has seen her and her husband together since November 27th in London. There are mixed stories out there about where they are; some say Nashville, some say Sydney, some say they aren't even in the same country. Katie Holmes is telling a weekly US magazine that Kidman’s children call her Mom. Did you notice in the new story they make a point of saying that the spawn of conception would be Kidman's first "natural" child? I did. I also think this is all a grand plan to get publicity for a movie that won't even be released until next Christmas. Kidman and her co star Hugh Jackman are hosting a large party on a boat on New Years Eve in Sydney Harbor. The best way to get big press is to put a story out there that may or may not be true. They come to get a picture of her “baby bump” and the movie gets free PR. Is the rumor true? Who knows? We will get to see Nicole in her designer frock at her spectacular party which is all about her movie and that is the point. The truth, an unborn baby, a husband who is or isn't in the picture, what does it matter? Nicole will get her press and that is far more important than the facts. We have all learned that over the years.

27 comments:

realitycheck said...

Nicole's pregnancy is just another one of those rumors. It isnt meant to counteract anything. Just because you dont get your picture that you will rip to shreds anyway, doesnt mean they werent together. She's been "pregnant" 100 times before she even met Keith. This junk means nothing until we get an official statement from the couple.

maclen said...

For at least the past 2 years there has been pretty regular rumors that she is pregnant. This recent rash began of course when the tomkat announced they were having a kid, when she then hooked up with urban... and yada yada.... anyways, the truth is whether you beleive it is just the tabs fabricating stories, or the celebs feeding stories to them, (and if you acually believe they do not "leak" stories to tabs, you do not belong on this blog, and i do mean YOU!) The truth is kidman has only herself to blame for the constant news cycle on this ridiculous story. And of course I beleive she is purposely feeding this story for her PR gain. Just as I also believe she cannot either conceive at this point, or successfully carry to term, as is basically been stated in some way or the other by her.. either occuring 6 years ago, or 17 years ago. With all of the medical options there are today, if she was able, she would have become pregnant by now, especially with all the talk.... by her, by the way... but she hasnt and she wont, despite all her statements that she would like to, or she hopes to, by will of god... or will very soon as soon as urban agrees... but I dont think its deniable that she is on this point, being very very disengenous to the poor shlubs who still believe whatever comes out of her mouth.

banbotox said...

I believe this is all part of her pre-planned PR agenda. Takes the focus off of her films which are not doing well and the obvious lack of mothering skills she has for her "adopted" children.
Maybe this is the set up for another miscarriage story that she will talk about in 5 or so years? Or maybe this will be the final blow to her marriage? Can't blame me for wishful thinking.

bstnactrs said...

I'll believe it when I see it but I won't hold my breath.

She is 40, a smoker, malnutritioned, botox-addicted, and a self-centered, self-absorbed, attention seeking workaholic.

She can't get pregnant and even if she could - she wouldn't.

Her career is her one and only priority - always has been and always will be - second to nothing and no one.

If she truly could or wanted to get pregnant, she would have by now.


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maclen said...

Well if you read through some of the articles on this, youll notice alot of them are pointing to her appearance at that aussie compass premiere, where she wore that hideously silver suit. They point out that it looks ill fitting... and how can that be, if she is so perfect, the reason has to be shes pregnant! No, its just a bad fitting tin man suit... if you take a look at pictures of her 2 days after that, like i just did at GettyImages.com... at the Charity premiere for sick children, shes wearing a plain black dress, and she looks as flat... well besides the implants, as she usually does... so if she is in fact pregnant, her stomache is no indication of that. But just the same, with all the media buzz, I wouldnt expect to see any new pics of kidman anytime soon. Id expect her to hide out, because when she needs to pass on photo ops, it's only when it's advantagious to her PR ops. to milk this story for as long as possible... and if you do see new pics of her, dont be surprised if shes wearing a very loose fitting muumuu, just to further the buzz along. only to see the pregnant story just fizzle away, just like all the rest.

notachance said...

If it's true, and that's a very big IF - then she would most certainly have to be pretty far along for this to be getting out. And IF that's the case, she should be showing a pretty significant bump. Can't wait for thos NYE's pic's to come in now.....

maclen said...

I really dont think she will appear out anywhere. If its to be believed that she had a flunkie plant this story to the uk tab, to appear out and about only a few days of tabloidian froth...would be a self defeating media buzzkill. But if she does appear out and about, I'd expect she may be wearing something loose and baggy, and not the usual non premiere/appearence simple t shirt and sweats.... again to further the leak... something to look for... as it would confirm her duplicity in the synchronicity of the leak meant to garner pity...

CJ said...

No way no how that old anorexic will never give birth. It's a slow news day, both movies are out and PR for them are winding down, so it's time for a preggers story to get her back in the headlines.

I wish this was the set up story for "My miscarriage shattered my marriage" but unfortunately I don't think so. It's nothing more than a slow news day.

CJ said...

Ok, I'm behind on my google alerts. It seems Kidman's camp has already issued the denial. I'm surprised it came out so fast. The publicity whore could have at least waited until after new years to spoil the tabloids fun.

CJ said...

Her spokesperson made light of the pregnancy rumors, however, saying the Oscar-winner, who is currently enjoying a private break at a secret hideaway, "must have had about 30 babies by now".

A private break at a secret hideaway - maybe there have been no Christmas pics because Nic has gone into rehab.

maclen said...

Yeah, I think your right cj, rehab for negative publicity. And for a "thrice" time!.. I dont think any new years photos will come out as well. The opposing view might say because the shilling is done... and of course she did say she wants to take some time off. But the cynic in me must state that this pregnancy leak could just as easily been planned to coincide with the ending of hostilities to our sight and senses. Keep the story simmering while she hides out in her private NP rehab. As for her pr flacks statement, it should be obvious to even the blindly devoted to kidman, she'd lie about it even if she was in fact pregnant, so I dont put any stock whatsoever to what she says. But at this point the whole charade is just second nature to kidman, but its not going to help her next couple of movies of course, which just makes it all the more sadder and irrelevant to her overall diminishing image.

don't believe the lies said...

I for one love the pregnancy rumors. It just shows her desperation for a little pr. Those followers of hers are just to blind to see a woman who is grasping at anything to keep people talking about her. She's old and she's a hasbeen.

Is there any other celebrity out there that has been "pregnant" more than her in the past year or so? She always seems to thrown this rumor out there when she needs a boost to her ego. Her look at me, talk about me attitude is disturbing. I'm still amazed that Keith let himself get caught up with such a selfish, bitter woman.

I also find it weird that no holiday photos have emerged. They weren't together this time last year seeing as Keith was in rehab. So one would have been led to believe she would have used this time to plasted her ugly mug with her lapdog husband everywhere. Are they even together still?!?!?!

Urban Myths said...

Excellent points, DBTL!

I for one am thankful there have been no pics. I suppose the "story" about the Urbmans being on Sting's yacht were just Wendy Day plants. She really is just a desperate, pathetic famewhore.

maclen said...

Well, there it is... photos circulating the gossip sites show kidban walking into a store or diner, and kidman is wearing a pinkish floral dress with an elastic band slightly above the waist, with a very flowing skirt... Almost muumuuish in appearence, of course creating a "bump" in certain angles. She is so predictable, I can read her with both eyes tied behind my back, feeding her media fix. YOu can see it here:

http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/nicole-kidman-baby-bump-says-shes-pregnant/

maclen said...

...Also meant to note, today the Page Six has a blind item obviously kidman, that says she's a month along, and her shill denied it, because of her past difficulties. But these latest pics of kidman wearing a muumuu certainly make it look like she's further along than a month. So, basically, the original daily mail story was an actual false leak, (my choice) or the Page six story is true, and shes only a month along, which would make the baby bump photos not a valid indication,(once again) and kidman is just leaking and muumuu wearing to keep the story going. (again my other choice)

Urban Myths said...

Yep, Maclen, just as expected! She's becoming rather boring, isn't she?

No pics from Christmas or the reported New Year's yacht outing, but the day after New Year's (and the pregnancy announcement), boom! Pics of them at a diner in Sydney, with her wearing a muumuu rather than a tight-fitting see-through dress. Unfortunately she looks a slight bit perturbed with Mr. Urban, (probably pissed that was caught on camera). Wonder who called the paps?

Can't wait for that Morton book to come out in 13 days. I just hope he delivers.

maclen said...

Yes, Urban Myths, but as much as i believe this is just another PR move, actually when i ponder it, it may be preferable that she was pregnant. Because as the story goes, if she's a month or more in and as been noted, shes aware that she's due to start filming the reader. And if she is so concerned about so called past pregnancy miscarriages...she certainly wouldnt schedule a pregnancy before a film shoot would she? And if she was pregnant, I would figure she might possibly drop out of this movie....and that would be one less movie this coming year. but I doubt if its true, and until its more than just a few gossip stories and a few suspicious photos, i wont believe it.

notachance said...

Did anyone read the Daily Mail source article on Lainey?

This said about her diet -

"She's big on steamed veggies and rice and strawberries right now, but she likes to mix it up every few days, depending on what her nutritionist suggests."

Hmmm - someone doesn't seem to know what will kill her and what won't......

maclen said...

Yeah, that's a very informed article after only a few days of this story coming out, isnt it, notachance? I just learned at the kidman united fan site, one commenter said that she is allergic to strawberries... and i looke it up, and imdb says the same... so the rest of this article is probably all BS. And again, we all know here that kidman only has herself to blame, as she is obviously feeding this story. But of course if it turns out to be untrue... again... they'll all retread again in a few months.

CJ said...

There was pr story months ago - Leann Rimes and her hubby invited Keith & Nic over for breakfast and filled cantaloupes with strawberries. The headline was "Rimes tries to kill Kidman" because they didn't know she was allergic. Maybe some of the media should read their own stories - just like Nic should read scripts before agreeing to do a movie.

maclen said...

Cj, there seems to be another set of pics already...
http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/nicole-kidman-eats-for-one-or-two/

...and not surprisingly, no hint of a bump... but that wont stop the asinine...(my word for the media speculation on this story) questions on it. I do hope the kidman hacks are scoping out this and Foreheads blog comments and get a good taste of the cynisism and ridicule she is actually getting from these patently obvious and ridiculously transparent attention mongering she is now reduced to. Britney , lindsey, and paris would be proud of her. I really look forward to continued commenting and relaying of the flameouts of her movies this upcoming year.

CJ said...

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23008648-5001021,00.html

Here's another one claiming KU is hiding the baby bump with his hands.

How stupid does Fantasy Land Kidman think we are? She hides out over Christmas & New Years (the first time in years) but as soon as she leaks a headline (a very stupid, old, unbelievable headline) they are out, about, and all over the place. Nicole, just like your movie tickets WE AREN'T BUYING IT.

maclen said...

Wow, cj, 3 days in a row of photo ops of the "happy couple" ... like Ive said before, she is the absolute worst with the PR stunts. If your going to shill for the paps, you should have something decent to sell, compass is a failure, and her other movies wont be out till the end of the year. Id gather people outside of the tabloid circuit dont give a damn if she is or isnt pregnant, and not enough people want to go see her films. This is pretty useless, being that she isnt pregnant. I quess she's ignorant of the story, the boy or(girl) who cried wolf.

ShutUpAndSing said...

maclean.. she is just plain ignorant!

White said...

Wow, this one really hit the top of the "I HATE NICOLE and KEITH TOO" meter and I have to wonder why you just can't say you despise them both and be done with it?

Sonora_Melody said...

Sorry to disappoint you folks. Nic and Keith ARE expecting a baby!

White Trash said...

Guess ya'll really put your feet in it this time! LOL