Saturday, January 5, 2008

Dear Mrs. Urban,

How lovely you look in all those new shots from Down Under! It seems that you and Keith are having a lovely time during the silly season, but we would like to take the time to address something about your nature that bothers us.

We kid with you about your bump or lack of one, but when you parade about with your photo ops just to keep this little guessing game going, it is really a tad bit unpleasant. If you are pregnant be pregnant! Talk about it! Revel in it! Go ahead, glow naturally! Allow Keith to act like a proud papa-to-be!

If you aren't pregnant, if this is just a ruse to get the public interested in you, if you are using fertility to score popularity points, please stop! You are insulting pregnant women. You are insulting women who struggle with infertility. It is not funny. It is not a game. Perhaps you have no idea about what it means to be a mother? Perhaps you are so worried about your failing career you see a baby as a way to keep yourself in the public eye? Perhaps because we see how those children you acquired with your one true love have turned to another for a mother’s love and you are left without? Perhaps you are using word of a baby to keep a marriage that is faltering privately from failing publicly. Whatever the reasons why, please stop the games.

In these recent pictures of you, it seems that you are trying to resemble the late Princess Grace. Dear, dear Nicole, Princess Grace miscarried three times and had three live births. She knew how to handle herself and her pregnancies. Perhaps it is time you learned a life lesson from a real woman and quit playing hide and seek. It is boring, insulting and just leading people to dismiss you as a person in much the same way the public has dismissed you as an actress.

You are becoming as transparent as your skin.

Fondly,

Urban Myths

48 comments:

banbotox said...

Thank you, thank you UM.
I AM insulted that she continues to use pregnancy/miscarriage/adoption for her personal gain.
I am also disgusted that her followers don't call her out on these issues. Mindless minions, lemmings or just as superficial as she is maybe?

maclen said...

Yes, this is an excellent entry, Urban Myths. Hits the point on the head. This 3 day publicity stunt will not convince the people who may wonder if she's pregnant, and will just give the cynics that she's not reason to mock and ridicule her. And this little attention, will it erase her 3 previous movie flops? Will it keep her in the top tier of top paid actesses? Will it get people to theaters for her next movie? No, it just make's her look like the has-been Ive known she's been for years now. I especially like Lainys entry about it, how she must be hatin on britney spears for over shadowing her refried pregnancy bit with a full blown mental breakdown. Compared to a hardcore media whore, kidman is about as interesting or relevant as a junior high schooler stuffing her bra for a little attention.

cricket said...

I can just picture her gnashing her rat like teeth together in fury over Britney stealing the attention away from her fake pregnancy.How dare her have a breakdown when Nicole's having her 9,999 pregnacy rumor. She's become such a pathetic joke and she's so predictable.You nailed it maclen when you said she'd be out in loose dresses trying to look like she has a baby bump.

maclen said...

Yeah, Cricket, and the show isnt over yet... seems there are new photo ops today of kidman out for "brunch" with friends...
http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2008/01/06/nicole-kidman-has-brunch-with-friends/
...seems like the theme for these photo ops is right out of My Dinner with Andre. But the dimbulbs at NKU are actually commenting on how she really does seem to have put on weight for the new role! NO morons, she's just wearing a low cut dress to show off the boob job, that's what your seeing as weight gain. They obviously cant recall the photo ops from just a few days ago. In it shes as thin as a rail, again with the surgically balloned breasts! When was the last time shes been photog'd out and about 4 days in a single week?

Imahick said...

I saw those pictures of the lovely afternoon with her girlfriends. It didn't look like NK was very participative. It also looks like a glass of wine infront of NK. I think the pregnancy gig is up...or is she drinking while in the family way? Surely not.

The way she pulled Keith's arm in front of her stomach while exiting the Art Gallery was laughable. He looked miserable. Me thinks that paradise is starting to unravel.

maclen said...

Interesting observation imahick, that didnt occur to me, about the wine. One thing is apparent, shes just there to pose for the paps, with that frozen smile on her face, I doubt if shes actually following the conversation.

CJ said...

Explain to me please why earlier this week while out with Keith she was wearing a mumu with a sweater (in summer) but out with the girls it's a sleeveless low cut top?

maclen said...

Its probably because, cj, with urban she feels so "grandmotherly"... what with urban usually wearing a baseball cap and t shirt. Then when she arranges a brunch out the the "girls"... women no doubt pulled together from her personal assistants or agents offices... she attempts a carefree, flirtatious picture... all just for the cameras. No way in hell priggish kidman hangs out like this with the girls...
AHA!.. it just occured to me..., I bet this little brunch out with a group of girls is supposed to somehow portray a little mini maternity shower for the cameras? Will any gossips make that conclusion at some piont?

maclen said...

So, heres photo op #5, and counting....and from guess who? Justjared...
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/01/06/nicole-keith-bondi-bonding/

supposedly this is after her baby shower with the girls... doesnt she look positively overjoyed to be back with urban! Could she look any more bored or irritated? Just a couple of buds hanging out on the wharf, the sparks are absolutely blinding. And she's obviously packing on the pounds for the next movie, her shirt is so bulging,,, in the chest area. Looks like the photo ops are getting to be a pain, for both of them.

Urban Myths said...

Funny you should mention that maclen! I just mentioned that to a friend today! Too bad there were so many wine glasses and wine bottles on the table, or it might have seem like a legit "maternity" get together!

Hopefully tomorrow's gossipers will mention that fact!

cricket said...

You know even if she was pregnant and I don't think she is,if she wanted wine she would have it.If she wants botox the whole 9 months she'd have it.This selfish stick is not going to sacrifice anything she wants just because she's pregnant.In her world the only important thing is what she wants,thats all that matters to her,not how it affects anyone else.What would it matter to her if it's bad for the baby she's not going to be raising it anyway.It will be calling the nannys Mommy until Keith remarries. God I hope he makes a better choice the next time.He couldn't have picked a worse wife this time if he had tried.

notachance said...

Cat's out of the bag on the other two kids. Morton's book reveals that, at least Isabella, was adopted from a Scientologist. I'm betting Connor was as well. To me that explains the real reason why NK has no real custody of those kids. The adoption was arranged by the foil hat wearers and I'm betting the terms of those adoptions were pretty clear, in that they stayed with Tommy & the church no matter what.

I think the book will be pretty enlightening. The summary I read this morning was.

maclen said...

Well the gossip blogs are abuzz this morning because it seems kidman has quit the movie, the Reader, and so they figure it must be true shes pregnant. Well, I'm sticking with my belief that she cannot have a kid, and until she announces, or shows significantly and obviously, I'll stick with that. But, if it is true she is, then it would basically show that she was the leaker to the daily mail, and still doesnt change my mocking of her blatant pr mongering. with the 5 photo ops that simply shows her desperation for attention. She seems to be trying very hard to get in the headlines, lately, and rumors and a few photo ops proves nothing. So, we'll just have to wait and see.

Urban Myths said...

Wouldn't it be even more interesting if, in fact, she was fired from the movie? She has made them postpone it, and they are probably terrified of her recent track record. So, she gets fired, but preempts the news with her "pregnancy".

How in the world will she survive on Urban's tour bus for the next few months?

Perhaps she should be staying home getting some bed rest rather than parading around Sydney for the paps.

cricket said...

I tend to agree with Urban Myths She was most likley fired from the reader.With her track record if they wanted the movie to have a chance of being seen they needed to lose her.That could be the big reason for the pregnancy stories now.She knew she was going to be fired so this way she can look like it was her descion.

notachance said...

When did The Reader news break? They were still chattering on her site about how she was going to be at the Berlin Film Festival next month.

maclen said...

YOu may have something there, Urban Myths, getting dumped for a movie may just be something that would cause these pretty drastic rumor and photo ops. Well, it looks like Page Six broke this story of her quitting the movie, so it could just be a rumor, to further on the pregnancy story. Or maybe she just decided, with the complete failures of last year, she would try and go all britney, and just go out and have pictures taken of them for the paps...

maclen said...

So, she leaks the story to the daily mail last week, her rep denies it, she takes in 5 days worth of photo ops having breakfast , brunch and dinner... another story says she's dropped out of a movie, and now her rep. confirms to People she is actually pregnant? Well call me the ultimate cynic, but I truly believe kidman has such a pathelogical need for sympathy and popularity, and as of last year that is totally demolished, that I half expect this to end up with the dubious "miscarriage", just as I was always pretty suspicious of her claims when cruise filed of divorce, that she became pregnant, and then conviently lost the kid. Playing into this may be the upcoming Cruise bio, which is now getting coverage already in the news. So again, only time will tell, if this is just a desperate PR ploy to try and stay relevant, and for some positive.... and/or sympathetic coverage.

skepticRN said...

Holy Crap! Just WHAT am I supposed to believe here? First she isn't...now she is??? BULL! I smell a RAT! Something tells me all is NOT well in KUNK land...and a miscarriage and subsequent D-I-V-O-R-C-E is in the works! After all, she can't take the fall for this miserable marriage now can she???

Sonora_Melody said...

Sorry to disappoint you folks. Nic and Keith ARE expecting a baby!

White Trash said...

I AM INSULTED that you use this BLOG to SPEW your JEALOUS behavior. You must be having conniptions that the Urban's are indeed having a baby. Instead of throwing barbs, how about be happy for them and move on?

Tara said...

So so bora - you want me to be happy
only when I hear of a divorce.
I think she was fired from the Reader. I think she was sooooooo
afraid of the Morton book. The public
rejection of her by her own adopted children toward their step mama.
The fact is she is old, even in excellent health (which we know she isn't ms smoker eating disorder) the window of opportunity was closing.
Her career is tanking and .....

there have been a number of rumors since mid summer that her marriage is a photo op in name only.

and now the royal baby of Oz..
Nicole Kidman is not above faking a pregnancy to garner attention and clinging to her favorite role victim.

notachance said...

I'm afraid this time it's for real. And it just might appear that the relationshp is for real. Keith looks pretty happy to me.

Uh oh, now what to be skeptical about?

maclen said...

I certainly wouldnt put it above kidman to intentionally dupe the very few fans she has left, who for some reason seem to thrill and swoon at the life of a celeb, just for a few PR points. I'm sure she would readily crash all there dreams and well wishes in an attempt to try and salvage her dead career. Well wishes and your thoughts and prayers, and all that nonsense, is on thing, but past behavior and history is alot more reality based, to those who choose to look for it. I see a huge intinery of reasons for such a drastic ploy... failed movies and career... very contraversial cruise bio coming out next week, possible defam lawsuit... after last years appearence at a defam suit by kidman, who looked ghastly... wouldnt an announcement that shes expecting a hope to shield her from any involvement? If somehow info may have been leaked by team kidman to auther Morton, just as was alleged in that defam suit last year, possibly be a reason for a even a false pregancy claim, again, just as i believe she tried on cruise whe he divorced her? No, personally i wouldnt put it above her.

maclen said...

...Yeah, I just wanted to highlight these latest photo ops of the "hapilly expecting couple"... just for the few kidban fans loitering in here today....
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5iIoX13pzdk2qtshAEX97hpkpRhjAD8U1OC7O0

....kidman certainly looks positively.... petrified!... the people scare her.. and she is no doubt "glowing" especially with the cousin It look..hair flailing over her face, no shame in that look, no doubt about it. and urban looks very bleary eyed, almost hungover... i'm sure if the photo was head on, you could see the blood shot... must be why he usually wears sunglasses...
just a few observations to ponder.

White Trash said...

I guess maybe you're happier for Jamie Lynn Spears than? Please, who cares she may be using him. Looks as though he's not really bothered by it, is he? Really, who wouldn't want to be sperminated by that guy. Maybe that Spears juvenile wishes she was! LOL

CJ said...

My $.02: NK was not only fired from The Reader but also Lady from Shanghai. She's petrified over being fired from TWO film in such a short time and decided to fake a pregnancy to gain sympathy and try to recover a failing career. She will either miscarry or adopt and claim she gave birth (If it's good enough for Desperate Housewives). If she really thinks a baby will cement her relationship with Keith and settle him down my 8 year old niece would like to tell her that NEVER works.

I'm not a bit surprised about NK pulling this. I am however disappointed in Keith. I thought he was more of a man than that. Sure, he has his issues, and if he married her for the money that's his bed to lie in. But faking a pregnancy is going too far, even if it is just an excuse to retire while well, not on the bottom yet. (Neither has been "on top" for awhile now.)

notachance said...

I'm not usually much of an NK defender, but I have to say - You can't have your cake and eat it too! On the one hand y'all say she can't act her way out of a paperbag, now you're saying she's pulling the wool over everyone's eyes with a fake pregnancy? Is Keith in on it? His family? I just think it's time to accept the fact that they are a fact and hope that Keith's baby is healthy.

I just don't see the conspiracy theory of a fake pregnancy to cover up being fired from a film. That seems a little TOO far fetched for me.

don't believe the lies said...

Somebody said Keith looks pretty happy to them. Where? Did I miss it? I haven't see this guy with a genuine look of happiness on his face since this whole thing started.

IF she is pregnant I feel sorry for the kid. Honestly I do. She has 2 wonderful kids already and pretty much has nothing to do with them....unless she needs a photo op. Which is just sad to me. Mother of the year she is not nor will she ever be.

I do believe Keith can and will be a great father one day. It's just sad that it is possible it might be with her. Someone so self absorbed and wretched should not be allowed to have kids. Adopted or not.

maclen said...

notachance said...
"... On the one hand y'all say she can't act her way out of a paperbag, now you're saying she's pulling the wool over everyone's eyes with a fake pregnancy?"

Try and be serious... It doesnt take any acting whatsoever to have your PR rep release a statement saying their expecting and that their "very thrilled". The link to the latest photo op i posted previously shows, theres no acting to her ghastly terror of having announced, as compared to the previous photo ops of her mildly demused glassy stares. And actually, I've never said that... I say shes a mediocre actress, which translates into 3 flops in a row. And for me, if theres a silver lining in this , its that there will possibly be one less of her movies out this upcoming year.

Urban Myths said...

She's already been replaced by Kate Winslet in the Reader. Now the movie actually has a chance at an Oscar!

Pretty quick timing on the studio's part though, eh?

don't believe the lies said...

Yeah that is pretty quick to have replaced her. Hmmmmm....something just doesn't seem right here now does it?

maclen said...

Yeah, I'm sure her fans will just say she already had informed weinsteinCo...etc...
but perhaps, just perhaps, the leak yesterday, that she was out of the Reader, was a non teamkidman leak, which prompted them to announce, prematurely, of the so called pregnancy only hours after? Why would they first deny, then only a week later, confirm? Coincidence, or things that make you go Hmmm?
Id also say that spells the end of that monte carlo/marry a million movie huh? although, realistically, they probably couldnt swindle julia roberts into being in it with her, that killed that movie.

don't believe the lies said...

Yep just too many things that don't add up in this charade. At least it's getting interesting again....can't wait to see what happens next!

BTW, this is playing out better than most of her movies. HA!

Sonora_Melody said...

CJ: "NK was not only fired from The Reader but also Lady from Shanghai."

Lady from Shanghai has not even started. How could she be fired? The director has NO script and NO story yet! Go read up the interview with the director Wong Kar Wai, who told the foreign press he's waiting for Nicole.

Kate Winslet was originally slated for "The Reader". She previously had a scheduling conflict and so had to bow out. That's how they got Nicole. NK now has to bow out because of her pregnancy, and Kate already wrapped up her previous film. So she's available to do this. All of this information has been published. Stop making up lies!

UM: "She's already been replaced by Kate Winslet in the Reader. Now the movie actually has a chance at an Oscar!"

Nicole already has an Oscar award and 3 Golden Globe awards. Kate has 0 Oscar and 0 GG awards. Enough said!

maclen said...

Sonora_Melody said...
"BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLECH BLECH BLECH...

Lets all just be relieved that kidman will not be stinking up these movies with her sorry attempt at acting, and that hopefully that Australia movie will be the only thing she pollutes theaters this year... for about a week or two of relevance.

cricket said...

Yes she has a sympathy Oscar for being dumped by Tom.Maybe she's hoping a convienent "miscarriage" might get her another one for Australia.Or else Keith retrieved his balls from her purse and was going to leave,so suddenly she's pregnant and he's trapped,then when she has her "miscarriage" he'll feel too sorry for her to leave.I'm not buying her pregnant story yet,she lies about everything else when it suits her,what makes this any different.

notachance said...

Question to all skeptics -

At what point will you accept the fact that "they" are a fact and in a committed, loving relationship?

Y'all took bets on the length of the marriage and I'm pretty sure they've been shot to shit now. I know that even I, in the beginning, only marked 1 yr on the calendar, and I was one of the more lenient ones. How long will you continue to believe that this is not real? Do you really think so little of Keith that he would continue on with a charade of this nature indefinitely?

CJ said...

When I heard Reader already had a replacement I thought that was fast too.

I got a chance to watch the "entertainment" tv shows last night for a change. For the rumors finally being true they really didn't make a big deal about it. They ran the clip "How are you feeling?" coming out of the restaurant and that was it. 30-45 seconds. I'm sure the Kidman's are ticked they got so little air time. Darn that Britney for stealing their media time.

CJ said...

notachance,

"At what point will you accept the fact that "they" are a fact and in a committed, loving relationship?"

I never believed Keith would go for a short term contract, and figuring Nic would want/demand a baby out of the deal (with her issues that would take time and many fertility treatments) my bet is still on 5-10 years. Keith is a stubborn Scorpio (so am I). Things will have to get really bad before he walks away but I believe eventually it will happen.

And as long as the unfaithful stories continue to come out of TN I won't believe they have a real, happy marriage. A contract is a commitment and they can love each other without being in love. Even Nic's interview "I never say in interviews I have a happy marriage because you never know what will happen in the future." tells me even she expects it to fall apart in the future. If she doesn't believe in the marriage why should anyone else?

maclen said...

nnotachance said:
"Y'all took bets on the length of the marriage and I'm pretty sure they've been shot to shit now."

...Kidmans marriage to cruise lasted 10 yrs... I'd defy you notachance to claim that was a success. No one on here has claimed to be a psychic, to know the exact minute , hour, or day... just that we believe it wont last, eventually. If it lasts 2 yrs.... 5 yrs, or even 10 yrs... and it does end.. its still considered a failure... and at those time frames, YOU should worry of being shot to hell...

notachance said...

maclen writes:
"If it lasts 2 yrs.... 5 yrs, or even 10 yrs... and it does end.. its still considered a failure... and at those time frames, YOU should worry of being shot to hell..."

Jesus - that's ANY marriage these days. You guys cannot claim that you were right should it fail at 5 or 10, because the odds of any marriage are that it won't last that long. All I see is backpeddling now - all the predictions from before the marriage have not come true so now it's "oh, 5 or 10 yrs counts for us being right". Bullshit. No one ever put those numbers out in the beginning because you never believed it would last this long, now you have to find a reason to justify a position that is not reasonable or practical any longer. Like I said - you can't have your cake and eat it too.

At least I'm willing to admit when I've made a mistake or a bad call - I'm not seeing that from anyone else here.

skepticRN said...

Good Grief! Who the He** CARES when this union ends????? Who cares when everyone predicted when it will end! I sure don't, unlike some here, I am not keeping score! I agree with Maclen...if NK herself cannot say she is in a happy marriage, how can I believe otherwise???

AS for notachance saying ALL marriages end in 5-10 years...RUBBISH! I have been married over 21 + years. Unless she is strictly talking Hollywierd marriages....then I'll agree!

If she is pregnant and carries this baby to term, I hope Keith will be happy.

I guess we all will just have to watch and wait to see just how this thing turns out.....

maclen said...

notachance said:
"At least I'm willing to admit when I've made a mistake or a bad call - I'm not seeing that from anyone else here."

No has to admit anything just because you do... if your willing to declare yourself a compete failure because they've remained together 18 some months... your whining to us about it is not going to easily sway many in here, I'D BET!

Sonora_Melody said...

You can "BLAH BLECH" all you want. The bottomline is Nic has 1 Oscar and 3 Golden Globe awards. And Kate has 0 in both categories.

CJ: A "sympathy Oscar"??? Then she should have gotten it a year earlier for "The Others" or "Moulin Rouge". But she didn't. She got it for a well-deserved performance in "The Hours"!

All you NK haters on this blog can weave all the fantasies and lies you want. Because that's all it is ... your fantasies and lies!!!

CJ said...

Hey Sonora_Melody, why don't you reply (and give credit) to the correct people? I never said a word about a sympathy Oscar, that was cricket. If you're going to rip someone apart for what they said please address it to the right person. (This isn't the first, or third, time you've fussed at someone for something they didn't say.)

Imahick said...

Not all the "skeptics" made the statement that this marriage would be over in one year...or even 2 years. Those who have discussed a contract have indicated that there is a payment for each year he stays in this relationship. So...if Keith is in this for $$, then the longer he sticks it out, the more financial gain for him.

I believe it started out for PR purposes and has developed into a relationship. I don't think it's the traditional married couple relationship, but none the less, there seems to be something holding these two together. And now there will be a child.

NK is a master at manipulation. She wanted Keith for appearances and his sperm. He has gotten her the attention she has craved and the child she has wanted. Mission accomplished.

How much longer will this last? It will last as long as NK wants it to. It will be up to her when this ends. She will control the ending, just as she has controlled everything else prior to & throughout the union.

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