Sunday, April 26, 2009

A Sunday in the Life of Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman

Let's let pictures tell our story, shall we?

First, we have Sunday at Gymboree with the Nanny (the supposed, doesn't really exist, nanny... "we don't have one")... the Nanny who likes a bit like Mum at the alpaca farm...

Then we have NK going to lunch with her friend... aka assistant...

And finally, a pic of the oh so happy loved up couple leaving Starbucks.

Pictures tell a thousand words, no?



30 comments:

maclen said...

Ah yes...the "homeless desheveled bag lady" and "face is drastically melting in the harsh glare of the unforgiving light of day" photo ops... with her career looking about as ghastly as she does. You see, these "jekyll and hyde" unveilings is the reason the movie buying public don't buy her phoney as plastic glamour image she is desperate to hold very tightly too. Seemingly and unfortunately for kidman, the facial procedures dont look to be helping as much as they use to!

Choice said...

Pictures sure do tell a thousand words, Urban Myths. Like the last one of them walking out holding papers. Keith to Nicole: "Nicole, lets read our papers while having coffee - then we don't have to talk to each other!" Can you imagine the simple conversation between these two? Neither of whom are the sharpest tools in the shed, I believe.

Her hair is so short and ratty without those extensions, who does she think she is fooling putting it up in a bun like that. Has she lost even more weight?

Finally. The quote of the year remains:

"Those who have been working timelessly?"

dontlikethepez said...

I cer tainly hope the noose around his neck doesn't follow him around on tours (despite the crap about "fixing up the tour bus" FOR WHAT?????????? It surely won't be to travel with the babeee and the Pez dispenser. She couldn't make it through a whole tour of his if she absolutely HAD to!! I am still sucked in as a fan of the orbs but i am no longer in denial or disillusioned like a lot of people are...it is what it is and frankly IT SUCKS! I hate she is trashing his career in the process of trying to hang on to the shred left of her sinking ship of one. UGH, time will tell also if he does anything for the CMA fest coming up...and if she's there, it may not be the reception neither she nor he expect! People have had it with this charade.

Imahick said...

Well, I see that NK is being a great mother again...out to breakfast with Keith & later, out shopping with a "friend" while the non-existent Nanny takes Sunday to Gymboree.

When I had my kids, Gymboree was a special time for Mum and baby to have fun ... but by the looks of it, the baby is more relaxed and comfortable with the Nanny anyways.

Sunday is very cute. The Nanny looks kind and caring. That's good.

banbotox said...

Yes pictures are worth thousands of words and the words I'd use to describe what I see do not include joyous or balanced.
Whatever Keith...

dontlikethepez said...

How could Keith possibly have a clue if Sunro is balanced or joyous when he is clueless to what that would entail for his own life??? Neither adjective describes anything I've ever witnessed or heard from anyone that is in the same "industry" as he is (however briefly it still may be). You have your believers out there that will still believe "monkeys fly" if it's reported about the couple...but really, most of the population whether they give a flying rats ass about KU or NK or not, do NOT believe the image that the public is trying to be spoon-fed!

hoosierlady said...

Maclen-if you're out there, it is with great joy I ask you, do you remember last month's flavor?

Remember, where I'm from, and where my tongue is.

JOY said...

How many of us would be smiles, laughter and fun all the time even in the presence of our much loved spouses? If people listened or watched in on many of us as couples I think the pictures would tell a whole different story than what is really happeneing. Maybe their expressions are because they realize they are being photographed again while just trying to go about their normal lives. Live and let live I say. The ONLY ones who should be concerned about what goes on in their real world are those two people--Keith and Nicole Urban. I think nobody could be 100%---100% of the time.

Lisa said...

Sorry if this is a stupid question, but... a NANNY taking someone else's child to GYMBOREE? That place is based on a 'mommy and me' atmosphere isnt it???

I've never heard of such a thing. Even though we will have some plants come in and CLAIM this is regular... I still wont believe it. I think this woman is something else.

And we thought Keith was so much more intimate and private than this. He wont carry his own child, but yet a nanny will take the baby to such events of bonding????

maclen said...

hoosierlady said...
"Maclen-if you're out there, it is with great joy I ask you, do you remember last month's flavor?
Remember, where I'm from, and where my tongue is."

Well, hoosier, I'm almost afraid to answer that...you'll have to refresh my memory!

Choice said...
"Pictures sure do tell a thousand words, Urban Myths. Like the last one of them walking out holding papers. Keith to Nicole: "Nicole, lets read our papers while having coffee - then we don't have to talk to each other!"

Ha! That is one very interesting observation, choice...one that I didnt even notice! Looks like the orb has about 4 of them...kidman maybe just one...maybe two. So, the orb went through 4 newspapers in a quick stop for java? Either the orb is just stocked up with interesting material to keep himself occupied or he just wants a reason, as you insinuate, to not have to speak with kidman...or more than likely they are just props for the photo op...by the look of how kidman is hold her paper, she has it confused with another prop not in the shot...her PR baby!

Choice said...

Maclen - interesting how we all see different things in photos eh! I have seen once too often people in cafes reading papers rather than talking to one another. Papers remove that empty quietness and give them topics to discuss - e.g. "Oh Keithy dearie, did you see that your album has now dropped to No 58 ? How dare you humilate me by releasing a flop CD!"

You probably heard that the Kurbans purchased some Alpacas on their recent visit down under for their Bunya Homestead. Then flew back to USA and left the hired help to look after them. Typical. Anyway Maclen, do you think my Blog would skip the chance to have some fun with that story? Of course not:

http://nicole-kidman-journey.blogspot.com/2009/04/nicoles-new-friends-look-like-their.html

nomorefan said...

"Maybe their expressions are because they realize they are being photographed again while just trying to go about their normal lives."

Then why do they do a 180 on the red carpet?

maclen said...

Truly, choice, based on kidman's reaction to sitting at an orb concert...ZZZzzzzzz...likely they didnt talk about his upcoming tour...and based on my interpretation of where kidman's career is at now...they didnt speak about her my guess shakey rabbit hole production...and I doubt the orb wants to talk about this new cd dropping down the charts...and no doubt kidman doesnt want to hear about his huge dud of a release...she has alot more of those herself. So basically, it was delve into the comic pages and kidman not finding herself in the entertainment section for sure...bummer to be a failed actress...

maclen said...

...ps...

...perhaps the reason for the downer photo ops is because the orb learned from every newspaper he could get his hands on...that he did not even make the top 10 of Forbes top earing country stars...
http://www.cmt.com/news/news-in-brief/1609896/kenny-chesney-has-earned-65-million-since-june-2008-says-forbes.jhtml

Kenny Chesney Has Earned $65 Million Since June 2008, Says Forbes...not a good sign for the orb, considering that...

"The publication calculated concert grosses, merchandise revenue, album sales and income from endorsement and licensing deals since June 2008, and the totals include projected earnings through May 2009....and based on his cd's poor sales, he probably wont even make it to the top 10 next year!

Imahick said...

He can't make money painting NK's toe nails. He didn't tour much after June 2008 ... in fact, I think he only did a handful of dates with Kenny last summer / fall, so there's no surprise he didn't make much last year. We'll see how he does after the tour is over this year.

maclen said...

Surely, imahick, two reasons for music stars demise on the music scene is either over exposure and over saturation...or simply inactivity that results in their irreverency. And the orb is certainly suffering form the latter. He lost his momentum, and as the cd sales of his latest shows, I think it's gonna be revealed by how much. Another issue, just noticed that the orb was added to the performers on the CMT awards, which is not surprising of course...but more interesting is that Def Leppard is also slated to perform at the awards as well. I actually have def leppards Hysteria album on my ipod...and interestingly, whenever I see those hideous old photos of the orb from the 90's...with the ghastly mullet, the bright pink or red shirts open down the hilt, revealing his girlishly thin pencil thin puny body...I always got the impression he was trying to do his best def leppard member impression...in fact he reminds me of leppard member steve clark, who had a drinking problem, and died in 1991 of an over dose of prescription drugs, painkillers and alcohol...seems that the orb was even trying to emulate that self destructive habit himself! Will certainly be checking out leppards performance on the cmt's...the orb no doubt will be trying to sell his latest single...good luck with that!

hoosierlady said...

"two reasons for music stars demise on the music scene is either over exposure and over saturation...or simply inactivity that results in their irreverency."

To that you might want to add total disregard for his fan base and then, it seems to me, complete disrespect and loathing for an American institution such as the Grand Ole Opry, which might be just a rung on a ladder to a rock wanna be, but to a serious country musician it is still held as a honor and priviledge to be asked to play there, not something you pencil in.

Again, latex face, latex heart, latex hubby, I knew these people where fake, just sat back and watched them implode.

What was last month's flavor?

It starts with a U.

I predict his stadiums will be filled with females picking their braces or picking their shuffleboard partners.

I think the rest have moved on.

I, for one, hopes she launders that outfit between workouts. If she wears it everyday? Gag!

Tara said...

wow with Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker having twins by surrogate one can only wonder what Kidmans next move will be

maclen said...

Hoosierlady said...
"To that you might want to add total disregard for his fan base and then, it seems to me, complete disrespect and loathing for an American institution such as the Grand Ole Opry, which might be just a rung on a ladder to a rock wanna be..."

Yes, certainly the fans have seemingly decided that they can thank kidman for that bad habit the orb has picked up after having hooked up with her...and his actual decline in cd sales says alot to that as well...and the "rock wanna be" bit does say something to my earlier post about Def Leppard performing at the upcoming CMT's...despite being well past their hey days...I can't wait for Leppard to blow wanna be rocker orb off the stage. And an update to the kidman exclusive string of photo ops for JJ and GG...well it seems they are actually "exclusives"...for from what I can see, no other outlet seems to have picked up the bag lady photo ops..well outside of one french site, that is...even kidman's pr baby is not getting much attention...which must be part of the reason kidman and the orb decided to "distance" themselves from that photo op...and let the nanny take over...

maclen said...

..ps..

..oh yeah, but I did notice a few other hilarious news items about kidman that she would not be to happy about though... like this one...

http://www.avclub.com/articles/people-more-valuable-than-nicole-kidman,27272/

People More Valuable Than Nicole Kidmanmy fav quotes..."Yes, that's supposed to be Nicole Kidman. You don't remember her harrowing 1991 portrayal of Long-Torsoed Chico's Catalog Model?
Priced at $1000-$1500, Kidman is one of the cheapest wax figures up for auction—a fact that could be chalked up to the fact that her wax figure doesn't even pretend to remotely resemble her. But as you'll see, all of these wax figures are only vaguely recognizable nightmares. The reason that Kidman's price is so low is because The Hollywood Wax Museum surmised, correctly, that people wouldn't pay that much to own a misshapen wax shadow of Nicole Kidman. Despite her fame, she's not worth that much. So which wax people are more valuable than Nicole Kidman?"

or this aussie article...

http://www.realfooty.com.au/news/rfnews/a-true-allaustralian-team/2009/04/29/1240982277577.html

An All-Australian team for all Australians"WITH Anzac Day still fresh in our minds, and winter descending on our grand old town, what better time to warm the heart by paying homage to our national icons. So here it is, the Australian All-Australian team."..."NICOLE KIDMAN: Modern-day marvel in the Matthew Richardson mould — appears to be ageing in reverse. Concern over how she'll handle Keith Urban being dropped this week. If only he ran at the ball as straight as his hair.ohhh even an aussie smackdown...but basically, kidman is being overshadowed by hugh jackman and his wolverine film coming out this friday...probably because it pretty much taken for fact that this film will probably be a box office hit... as opposed to any film with kidman in it! This is what it's like when your movie career is over...

maclen said...

So, the weekly update of the orbs cd position on the charts...

http://billboard.biz/bbbiz/content_display/charts/chart_alert/e3i99f8bcdd4e59da83f7c863cac7fce71d?imw=Y

...well, my prediction that the orbs cd would be out of the top 20 charts by the end of the month was wrong...(I missed it by that...(3 spots)...much!)...but the orb's cd is at #17...so that's a drop of 7 spots in its second week...5 spots in the 3rd week, and again 5 more spots in its 4th week...so, just a little math to show some more perspective on how the orbs new cd is performing as compared to his last cd, whole crazy thing...having the numbers of cd sales of DF in its first 3 weeks...and not being able to find the orbs cd sales this week...I did find this mtv article that shows that the debuting cd of Lacuna Coil's Shallow Life at #16, had sales of 21,000 copies...

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1610241/20090429/ross__rick__rap_.jhtml

...I'll give the orb the benifit of the doubt of 21k cds sold in its 4th week...so the orbs defying gravity's 4 week cd sales tally is 291,058. That's compared to the one week sales of Whole crazy thing's 270k...so basically it took the orb 3 extra weeks to sell 21,000 more cds...so once again I ask, can the orb even sell a million cds?

hoosierlady said...

She is desperate, she's brushed the dust off the Unifem!

http://www.unifem.org/news_events/story_detail.php?StoryID=872

Isn't she due for an Eastern Block country visit again soon?

Choice said...

Maclen -
Agree, impossible for Urbanski to sell a million copies of the CD. Not only does he have the Internet burners to cope with, he has the people who returned the CD as unwanted gifts (including Nicole's Mum I am sure).

maclen said...

hoosierlady said...
"She is desperate, she's brushed the dust off the Unifem!...Isn't she due for an Eastern Block country visit again soon?"

Yes, hoosier, she has an already announced "trip" scheduled for "this summer"...which I wouldnt be surprised at all if she had to postpone due to her affliction of "scheduling conflicts"...ie; film shooting overrun or filming reshoots...you see, she's already gotten the Promo attention...why bother to actually go on the trip...she's barely bothered til now...

Choice said...
"Maclen -
Agree, impossible for Urbanski to sell a million copies of the CD. Not only does he have the Internet burners to cope with, he has the people who returned the CD as unwanted gifts (including Nicole's Mum I am sure)."

Some here on the thread, choice, have hope that his sales will begin to pick up once his tour begins...which of course I would agree with...but can he muster up 700k more cd sales for this already weak selling cd? Possible, of course, but based on the quality of the material, the middle aged "married with child(ren)" trying to out tween the actual tweens... I surely dont buy it, and I feel the orb doesnt have even a million fans willing to buy his new cd.

maclen said...

Oh yes, I saw this last night...and almost forgot to comment...this article from People mag...

http://www.people.com/people/package/0,,20267544,00.html

Sneak Peek: World's Most Beautiful People...so the site is hyping this years issue of the MBP...yada yada...18 photos...mainly, out with the old and in with the new...but there is angelina...even halle berry, and since having her kid, she hasnt really done much...I think...(yeah, berry hasnt had a film out since 2007) but no kidman in the hyping up...now will she probably be buried in the issue under some "title"..."icon" or whatever honorary title People mag absentmindlessly put her onto... they do need a fraken 100 celebs to fill the issue!...(and after all, kidman does throw the mag a few chosen leaked stories) But it's just another sign that she is through and irrelevent to the business of selling mags for sure. Ironically, Id say the new recent flavor frieda pinto took over her usual spot! Kidman wont be shilling for this issue...she's nowhere to be seen on the promo...

maclen said...

So, what's up with this? It seems a couple of gossip blogs have rehashed last years story of kidman whining about being in tom cruise's shadow...which of course looked slightly suspicious...Anna over at Forehead has a post on it...but now, it's officially a kidman ok'd rehashed story leak...inept team kidman leaking source Gossip girls has regurgitated the old comments...

http://www.gossipgirls.com/nicole-kidman/nicole-kidman-talks-marriage-tom-cruise-297686

Nicole Kidman Talks Marriage with Tom Cruise
Posted May 1st, 2009
...it seems kidman is so desperate for publicity...and since she doesnt have a movie to shill at the moment, and she isnt in on the promo for People mag's MBP...they have their press release and photo op provider site rerun with old outdated quotes...the marriage to cruise ended 8 whole years ago...but she still has to pull cruise into her failed and pathetic pr stunts.

A440 said...

Nicole brings up her failed marriage to Tom, yet again. I wonder, Is that to draw attention away from her home life with Keith? Is there an agenda here?

A correlation?

maclen said...

...ps...

Well, A440, it doesnt end there apparently...now here...(not so) coincidently, is another rehashed tomkat relatated story just on the nets...

http://www.hollyscoop.com/nicole-kidman/nicole-kidman-hoping-katie-holmes-has-a-son_20099.aspx

Nicole Kidman Hoping Katie Holmes Has a Son
May 01, 2009
...boy, well I wonder why these stories are being recyled? The probable reason is that kidman's last few pathetic photo ops of her ghastly "bag lady look" and even "sunri with the nanny" brought to the public from inept team kidman press releasers JJ and GG didnt get any buzz at all...but notice the "in cruise's shadow" story is invadeing the news cycle...3 or 4 pickups already since last night... I next expect a story of kidman saying she lost a third child of cruise's! "boo hoo for me, ya'll!"

hoosierlady said...

A440 said. . .

Nicole brings up her failed marriage to Tom, yet again. I wonder, Is that to draw attention away from her home life with Keith? Is there an agenda here?

A correlation?

Since I took up this sport I have come to one concrete conclusion.

There is ALWAYS a correlation and an agenda. ALWAYS.

Sometimes you may have to wait a week or two for it to play out, but it will, and trust me, she is not deep, you'll recognise it when it does. This is the fun part! Another round, bartender!

A440 said...

Well, I'm thinking "correlation" as in trouble at home Nicole would like people to steer away from. Judging by the hot, passionate, damn-I'm-glad-I-married-you looks on her face and Keith's of late, maybe ... possibly ... some real trouble in paradise?

Girl can dream.