Monday, April 6, 2009

Thoughts about the ACM's

Awards? Who needs awards when you have this?


21 comments:

notachance said...

Where they filming a sequel to 101 Dalmations?

maclen said...

Well, again here is a perfect example of the orb's dwindling appeal...he's awkwardly holding a pasty pale broomstick to apparently sweep the redcarpet clean... but which he apparently has no idea how to use...since the ratty dried out bristles are pointed in the wrong direction...(should be pointing down) As I mentioned in the last thread...kidman is not a plus for the orb's image...kidman is simply a career buzz kill. But that will not keep them from plugging away at the whole PR game. So next we will see if the orb can outsell Target in cd sales...

Choice said...

It is so scripted the way these two behave it public. Could it be any more fake? As Maclen pointed out, Keith also looks like an Oompah Loompah. He really should be in a zoo you know.

http://nicole-kidman-journey.blogspot.com/2009/04/orang-utang-attends-acms-2009-with.html

Lisa said...

Thank you anyways, but that wasnt the website I needed "help" with.

It's *another* site and a certain area of that website that seems to be tapered off in the area that their pics would be in.

Anna said...

Awwweee.....how sweet. They look so happy, glowing even....I wonder why?

maclen said...

Ha! When it rains, it pours...but...preferably into a septic tank!

http://www.hollywoodlife.net/Article.aspx?articlepath=RSS\Gossip\20090406\Keith-Urban-Adds-More-Stink-to-New-York.xml&cat=Gossip&pcur=1&ipp=10&pageid=1#Keith_Urban_Adds_More_Stink_to_New_York

Keith Urban Adds More Stink to New York

...jeez, ol' "leather face" is not exactly keeping the subject out of the gutter...where even then it should not be "dumped in"...boy, what is it with kidman and dudes with "potty training" issues... as you'll recall from a few years ago...ex hookup lenny kravitz nyc apartment's bathroom toilet kept overflowing...cause damage to the downstairs neighbors ceiling...multiple times! Ultimately resulting in legal action from said neighbors over kravitz toxic sewage. The city of NYC should consider some action against the orb for stinking up the city air...and not just musically...but literally!

maclen said...

Anna said...

Awwweee.....how sweet. They look so happy, glowing even....I wonder why?

Ha!...(again) check out the pics of kidman and the orb at Capital records post ACM party here...

http://www.wireimage.com/ItemListings.aspx?igi=367174&nbc1=1

... so...do you think that kidman and the orb had a few "boiler makers" or apple martinis! Or did they go straight to jack daniels...minus the rocks! kidman certainly looks like she's "tying one on"...especially with the usually self proclaimed ""publicity reticent" kidman, when it comes to her new baby anyways...is shown "flashing" the kids pic to who knows what... or who? Maybe the jumbotron? Or hanging on the orb like a mindless groupie.... How many shots do you think it took before the brittle and stuffy kidman parties like a rockstar? Check out the pic of kidman with CAA's Darin Murphy...is kidman tipsy and cant balance, and is about to fall over? OR the next pick of kidman and the orb doing their best cheech and chong imitation..."Dave's not here, Man! heheheh" or the pic of the orb with Dierks Bentley... does his eyes say he is feeling no pain! Well, you better believe they got a chauffer ..cause with the signs lately...the orb aint no "designated driver!"
...ah the slippery slope of career failure...the sloppiness of the self restraint in shambles...and certainly for an drunk"addict...

Choice said...

I think the photo of Keith and Miley Ray Cyrus at the ACMs is kinda special too:

http://nicole-kidman-journey.blogspot.com/2009/04/keith-meets-miley-at-acm-awards-2009.html

Urban Myths said...

Maclen, the sewage story has been officially denied. From CMT news:

CMT News
Keith Urban's Publicist Denies That Tour Bus Polluted New York Street
April 6, 2009
Keith Urban's publicist has issued a statement of denial following the New York media's reports that the septic tank of Urban's tour bus was emptied outside a local music club. Urban appeared Wednesday (April 1) at Webster Hall, a venue located on East 11th Street. According to reports in the New York Post newspaper and on New York magazine's Web site, Urban's bus dumped the waste on the street around 3 a.m. However, Urban's publicist, Paul Freundlich, said, "Keith Urban neither contracted, leased or owned any type of vehicle (bus or otherwise) located in or around New York City at the time of his performance at Webster Hall. Any accusations that he was responsible in any way (for the alleged release of septic water into the streets of New York City) are inaccurate and malicious. His tour bus was in fact in Tennessee where it was being prepared for Keith's upcoming tour." Urban has been performing a series of shows in small venues before his national tour of arenas and amphitheaters begins in May.

Urban Myths said...

Anna, surely you aren't referring to the baby bump that appeared miraculously overnight?

http://i43.tinypic.com/25s99ah.jpg

Must have been the magic fountain waters at the Bellagio...

maclen said...

Urban Myths said...
"Maclen, the sewage story has been officially denied. From CMT news"

Yeah, I noticed the denial in that hollywoodlife story, Urban Myths... but, that is one impressive...and lenghty denial released through the orb friendly CMT...so the venue was "small" enough that the orb and band members simply lugged their instruments and equipment straight to the gig from the airport...perhaps in the trunks of nyc cabs...and the bus in front of the venue the night they played was simply "double parked" illegally with no connection to the orb? pardon the expression..."The orb dont need no skinkin' bus!"

hoosierlady said...

I'm saying wait for it.

That's all.

Choice said...

Oh Maclen
That is the funniest Getty Image of Nicole and Keith, thanks! Nicole seriously looks like a drag queen in that photo. Just keep that hair in a bun from now on Granny.

http://i43.tinypic.com/25s99ah.jpg

not anon said...

I finally watched the red carpet show and if looks could kill the twit from CMT who interviewed KUNK would be a corpse. Mr. Happy just about lost his balance with her. The woman spent more time chatting with the bag o bones than she did with her escort. Hard to believe he was the one nominated for ETOY and had just released an album. She seemed more interested in Nikkers next flop.

maclen said...

Choice said...
"Oh Maclen
That is the funniest Getty Image of Nicole and Keith, thanks! Nicole seriously looks like a drag queen in that photo. Just keep that hair in a bun from now on Granny."

Actually choice, Urban Myths posted that pic...I posted the link to the Capitol records post ACM party...but you're right, that pick of that tranny is too hilarious...I kind of get a "Rocky Horror Picture show" vibe from it... "Vampira" really should avoid the sunlight...and obviously the over powering lights of awards shows backstages!

Choice said...

Maclen, That photo also proves that the wig just does not get a month off (nor does the cushion):

http://nicole-kidman-journey.blogspot.com/2009/04/baby-bump-or-kidman-tummy.html

tinroof23 said...

I know you're disappointed maclen...


[b]Keith Urban Soars To No. 1 On Billboard 200

April 08, 2009 11:00 AM ET
Keith Caulfield, L.A.
Keith Urban celebrates his first No. 1 on the Billboard 200 as his Capitol Nashville set "Defying Gravity" arrives with 171,000. The country star had previously gone as high as No. 3 twice, with "Be Here" in 2004 and "Love, Pain & the Whole Crazy Thing" in 2006. On Top Country Albums, "Gravity" is his third chart-topper.

Meanwhile, Prince's Target-exclusive "LotusFlow3r" (NPG) album arrives close behind at No. 2 with 168,000, [/b]

maclen said...

tinroof23 said...
"I know you're disappointed maclen..."

No, not disappointed...just not impressed. As I've said before, the orb outsold Target...barely! Being #1 for the week is like a movie being #1 for the weekend...it does not nesessarily mean the movie...or cd...is going to be a success. That is something kidman is well aware of...recall her Golden Compass was #1 at the box office a few years ago...it grossed about 28 mill...not impressive when expectations were that the $250 mil film should have grossed more like $50-60 mil...( Narnia, for example grossed about $60 mil)...but it didnt and it was a flop...that's why the "expected" sequels were ultimately dropped...(Narnia meanwhile, had a sequel...and...despite the original studio passed on the 2nd sequel...narnia was picked up by another studio, and a 3rd narnia film is in the works) As for the orb, can this cd even sell the amount of his last proper album, 1.5 mil? I bet you'll be sweating that one out!

maclen said...

Choice said...
"Maclen, That photo also proves that the wig just does not get a month off (nor does the cushion):"

Yes, her vast array of ratty wigs to hide her rattier hair is a regular laugh riot...what I especially get a kick out of in these hilarious moments of truth revealing illumination is how it reveals kidman's recent cheek implant's touch up..you can clearly see the ridges on her cheek...

maclen said...

..ps...

...almost forgot to mention the most recent example of kidman's flop, Australia...the movie was such a failure and so well "ill" recieved by critics that the bazz felt the need to proclaim that he and kidman would never work together again...and reveal that because the film was such a bomb...the intended "trilogy" for this storyline was scrapped...so, I surely expect the orb to come out with another album whether this one sells as many as his last diminished selling cd...this "#1" selling cd..for the week... has alot of work to do before the fansies can proclaim it a "hit"...like sell as many as his last cd... otherwise it's simply delusional "self-back patting".

Tara said...

the # 1 on Billboard is nice. Deserved no its not. Lasting no its not. The reality is is that Keith Urban will be the closing act for people much more popular than himself. It should never have been like this.