Has Nicole really gone away?
not seen in France
nor in LA.
Did Kidman just disappear,
do you think she will stay?
Oh, don't worry about the botox queen
because before too long
she will in fact be seen.
Just when we think it's safe to check the net
she will be there like she has never left.
So, dear reader, enjoy the little respite we are getting
because soon, oh, too soon, this poem we will be regretting.
For she is like rain, she will appear at anytime
ruining our reading, and spoiling this rhyme.
So sit back, cool down, and enjoy our relief
because we all could be stuck, just like Keith!