Monday, November 16, 2009

Caption This Photo

I think we can have a little fun with this... the Urbans enjoying a night out on the town...

20 comments:

mikki said...

Well, Gossip Girls says Kidman may have been a bit tipsy on their "date night". And of course Keith is carrying a water bottle (we all carry our water bottles out on a date) so that he can't be accused of falling off the wagon. Totally staged!! But at least its a change from the boring pictures of them at starbucks or the gym.
These are far more raw and dangerous don't you think?

abc said...

"where did those boobs go, dammit?"

notachance said...

Yeah, he carries that water bottle around like it's his best friend.

Wow, Nicole's carrying her own purse!

maclen said...

It looks like, based on the look on both their faces, their both zonked out of their minds...and of course for the orb, that could spell castatrophe! It would seem, "savior kidman" giveth the touch of healing...and then "taketh away!" THe caption? "Stop feeling up my breast implants or I'll give you a smack with my purse!" So, the "IMPLOSION" of kidman has now officially entered the "paris hilton...lindsey lohan...britney spears" level! Paps...clean those lens...and ready those camera's for the inevitable "crotch shots!"

maclen said...

...and also, as nicole "wino 2.0" kidman makes public drunkeness a part of her new image...inept team kidman attempts to play PR clean up!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/16/nicole-kidman-motherhood_n_359211.html

Nicole Kidman: Motherhood Made My Boobs A Normal Size

""They're not very big, my boobs, so they just became normal size. I loved it!" she tells the December/January issue of Ladies' Home Journal."

Ha! Yes, she loved it! Over a year later...her breasts...unlike the rest of her body, even during full pregnancy, remained rail thin...but her breasts remain "inflated!" Oh yeah, everyone will believe that! And of course, in staying with the recent botched PR blunders...after proclaiming this...

"I was running from my life, in a way," she said. "My imaginary life was better than my flesh-and-blood life. That's a sad thing to say, but it was. Now I love my real life so much it requires an enormous belief in a film to want to take it on."

Yes, she WAS running away from life, but now she "loves her real life"...yet unfortunately, the very same day that quote comes out, she's caught "ripped to the gills" and looking like she'd stumble right onto the gutter and remain passed out there all night! It is so satisfying, when I'm proclaiming she is so "IMPLODING"...she goes right out and continues to prove me right!

maclen said...

...ps...

...so it seems I got the story...thanks to my friends at NKU...it seems kidman had a "business" appointment earlier in the day yesterday...as she was snapped by the paps...


http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=50612

Nicole Kidman Steps Out With Daughter Sunday Rose In NYC - Pictures

"The actress is in New York on business with her 16-month-old daughter and husband Keith Urban in tow."

And based on kidman's expression in those photos, "business" couldnt be all that great! And in fact, the "business" couldnt have been very good news, for later that night she got stinking drunk! And further proof the wheels are coming off kidman's one horse wagon...she didnt even bother to change her clothes! And most tragic, who also gets the notion that the cletus simply dropped the smelly kidman off at home for the hired help to clean up after...and he took the opportunity to go out and continue the party! When the cat's away...(or more likely..passed out) the mice will play!

hoosierlady said...

This was in the Lady's Home Journal, so now she. . .

"Kidman, who hosts a weekly baby group of moms and dads over muffins, says she is happy with her quieter life on a farm outside of Nashville."

Muffins?

She can't possibly think anyone believes this. . . .

Can she?

mikki said...

Drunk in public, great career move. How low can she go?

maclen said...

...pps..

..yeah, I just HAD to add this little reminder to the fanies...recall, will ya...DO NOT FORGET... that kidman claimed she was "Sick" going on 11 days ago... and she became "suddenly" well enough to attend the BMI's and CMA's with no trouble at all! So dont embarrass yourselves with that one, ok?!!

hoosierlady said...
"This was in the Lady's Home Journal, so now she. . .
"Kidman, who hosts a weekly baby group of moms and dads over muffins, says she is happy with her quieter life on a farm outside of Nashville."
Muffins?
She can't possibly think anyone believes this. . . .
Can she?"

To be honest, hoosier, I more than expect kidman to soon proclaim that she retired and packed up everything and moved to Saturn, where she and cletus spent those long evenings "just quietly gazing at the rings of Saturn as they spin our lives away' and little sunri plays with those crazy rocks that just fall into our back yard"..

hoosierlady said...

I am trying to understand if she's pathological or if they are all just yarns she spins.

And, if she just spins different stories for different interviews, (which is what I'm hoping), does she keep files to review before the next interview the following year, or is there just an unwritten law in their world that you NEVER refer back to a past statement.

I know, I know, it's all different in the wonderful world of KUNK.

I'll be quiet, I'm going for more popcorn, anyone need anything?

joy said...

I would have said maybe she took a wrong step getting out of the vehicle or stepping up on the curb or down off of the curb but who knows, I wasn't there. But hey Keith was there no matter what was going on and that's all that matters. We all have had bad days & bad experiences. Ours just aren't photographed & spread all over the internet. Best to them both.

maclen said...

HA! This could be the reason kidman got tanked last night!

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/43090

Our First Review Of Rob Marshall's NINE Comes Slinking In!

"The biggest disappointment for me was Nicole Kidman. I'm a fan of Nicole's but I honestly think she was completely miscast in this film. She's not in it for very long at all, but the bits she was in just didn't work for me. Her accent was muddled between Australian/English and Italian; some words were accented in Italian, some words sounded completely English. It wasn't hard to imagine why her character, Claudia, is a huge star and Contini's muse- she looks incredible, of course. But her delivery of arguably the best song in the film and stage show, 'Unusual Way,' was nothing less then a disappointment. Her singing may have worked in 'Moulin Rouge' where the whole film was such a fucking madhouse, it didn't really matter whether or not she sounded good... but NINE is no 'Moulin Rouge' and, to me, she was unconvincing in both her song and her scenes. I would've been curious to see what Catherine Zeta-Jones would have done with it (Kidman replaced her). She certainly would have sounded better, to say the least."

...muddled accent...unconvincing in song and scenes? But the most telling are the couple of comments about kidman...


"Nicole Kidman's last card for her career revival?
by ominus Nov 16th, 2009
02:43:01 PM
maybe.i am sorry for her,that she managed to destroy her career so quickly because of her vanity."


"HOW MANY NINE MOVIES DO WE NEED?
by lockesbrokenleg Nov 16th, 2009
02:59:26 PM
Kidman's career died out a long time ago."


...and not all the botox, lip fillers...cheek implants and breast implants is gonna help her now.

Choice said...

Here's my caption:
"Get out of my way Keith, I saw you flirting with that girl over there!"

Maclen - looks like Rob Marshall is saving lots of people a trip to the cinema. Although, we could have told him she stunk in Nine months again. Perhaps it was those cigarettes that stuffed up her singing.
http://nicole-kidman-journey.blogspot.com/2009/11/nicoles-big-apple-day.html

tada said...

These pictures are unbelievable! Significant others, who love people with addictions, do not behave this way much less drink in around them. Sure, they can drink socially around them as long as it's agreed but getting wasted is pathetic. She is so self absorbed!

maclen said...

Choice said...
"Maclen - looks like Rob Marshall is saving lots of people a trip to the cinema. Although, we could have told him she stunk in Nine months again."

Clearly, Choice, this review is precisely the result I expected...everyone else is ok...kidman stunk! And in a rather minor and small role to boot. Another mediocre role cant be very good for her recent "self employed" business, can it?

tada said...
"These pictures are unbelievable! Significant others, who love people with addictions, do not behave this way much less drink in around them."

Yes, apparently tada, her career collapse and need to wallow in a pathetic booze induced stupor leading to a shameful 'public display' of stumbling incoherantness trumps the sobriety of her "significant other!"
Well, last week I pointed out how kidman's bloated appearence and the press of her obvious implants recieved after the CMA's caused the embarrassed fansies over at NKU to
"attempt" to keep the topic under wraps by starting a "private members only" thread of the CMA's. And when someone then posted a CMA thread in the "public" section, they were immediately pointed to the "private" thread...well, for the obvious reasons...the very helpful timtam responded to my post, and that I was wrong about it. That it was not attempted to keep the topic "private" because of "shame and embarrassment over her appearence"...well now we have the "publically sloshed and stumbling" kidman photos...and of course, big surprised, the photos are not posted at NKU! There are the photos of "business" kidman early that morning...there's "workout" kidman the next day..but no late night "sloshed and wandering" kidman. So, timtam, if your lurking about, would you care to comment on maybe why no postings or comments on the stumbling and wasted kidman in the "public" section? And of course, is there a "private members only" thread on kidman's "stoned and flippin" behaviour...and how shamed and embarrassed you all are over it?

hoosierlady said...

But Maclen!

joy said...
I would have said maybe she took a wrong step getting out of the vehicle or stepping up on the curb or down off of the curb but who knows, I wasn't there. But hey Keith was there no matter what was going on and that's all that matters. We all have had bad days & bad experiences. Ours just aren't photographed & spread all over the internet. Best to them both.



Doesn't that explain it to you sufficiently? I know that answered all of my questions! What's wrong with you?

It's almost as though we're SKEPTICAL.

maclen said...

hoosierlady said...
"Doesn't that explain it to you sufficiently? I know that answered all of my questions! What's wrong with you?
It's almost as though we're SKEPTICAL."

Well, hoosier, to quote the great Ralphy Wiggim of "The Simpsons"..."What? Me skeptical? Thats "UNPOSSIBLE!" Seriously though...I suppose I wouldnt be so sarcastically caustic over it if I wasn't constantly being accused of being...a liar...out of touch...or knowing nothing on kidman or orb. But since it is not I who is "claiming to know" kidman or orb...but simply analyzing and interpreting their very public actions or words...It clearly is alot easier lately being a "skeptic" than a fan!

Urban Myths said...

All you have to do is look at the pictures.... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/13/nicole-kidman-has-freakis_n_356953.html

abc said...

I am not entirely sure that she is drunk ... didn't think she was a boozer. Keith does look so very concerned but she is not connecting with him at all! I have a suspicion that she is getting wind of another wave of disenchantment with her by the public (re her 'procedures' and faux-humanitarianism) and possibly the critics of her performance in Nine and this is possibly sending her into an emotional downward spiral. Surely she must be hearing some of the bad press! Another of her inconsistencies that sticks in my mind is this: she said that she never saw herself as a "movie star" and that she only now takes film roles that she really truly believes in; why on earth then did she take on the role of a "movie star" 'icon/muse' (ie. Nine)?? Which clearly will leave that image in the public's mind's eye. And when she has herself said she is not sure about her singing ability. Was this role so important as to drag her kicking and screaming from feeding that baby (and sorry, Nicole; 'breastfeeding boobs' go down after suckling!). Clearly she wanted to stay up in lights because that is her addiction. Even though she now says that at the end of the day what is not important is the career, fame and money - easy to say when you have it. Spin another one, Nicole! Or at least, make up your own mind because the intrigue around you will only last so long and is well nigh running out.

Tara said...

She was tipsy in public at a birthday bash for her sister several years ago. I find it refreshing that Keith is laughing at her. But I find it sad that he has wasted so much of his life with her. Much like this years latest thing Kidman keeps getting less relevant as the years go on. Its too bad that little girl is being drawn into this mess.