Thursday, November 1, 2007

Dear Keith,

We, the fans, are embarrassed... aren't you?

33 comments:

music said...

Let me be the 1st to agree! The People article is a complete embarrassment.

maclen said...

Whoa, music, your right about the People article... from the article: ..."Keith says, however, that he has “learned to really be grateful” for the pain that comes with being apart, because it “tells me I'm in love. It tells me that I'm without someone, that there's something missing -- my partner, my friend, my lover, my wife, my everything.”
Jesus, who wrote this dribble? Does kidman have her script writer feeding him this tripe? Did she provide a string quartet to accomany him on this interview? Was there a velvet couch he sat on while strumming a loot? Was he auditioning for a role in her remake of Whos afraid of Virgina Wolfe? Urban defenders out there, I'd bet thats a line from one of his new songs... are you positively "swooning'? Yes, but he forgot..."my savior, my manager, my benefacter... my smoochie-kins, my oompa loompa,(oops, sorry, they have skin color)... my sweetie pie...well you get the point... urban, dont try to get all "dramatic and junk..." it just sounds juvenile.

realitycheck said...

I just dont get it. I really dont. When Keith said a simple and lovely one sentence thank-you to Nicole at the ARIAS it was called pathetic. When he expresses himself and puts everything out there to say he loves this woman he gets bashed too. I'd love to know what would be an appropriate response from Keith. And dont patronize me and say he needs to admit its a contract marriage. Suspend your disbelief for a moment and post what you think he should have said.

realitycheck said...

Oh and i almost forgot...you need to edit the phrase "We the fans". I am one and in no way agree with your statement!

maclen said...

realitycheck said...
"I just dont get it. I really dont."

That is apparently obvious. And no, I will not be the one who tells you what he should have said. Until you can come up with a couple of responses to questions that not just I, but other commenters here have asked of you defenders regarding the "kidban"... in the few drive by comments you defenders engage in, beyond the shrill comments of how mean, or jealous, or dilutted we are... you'll have to to come up with your own thoughts and opinions. And Urban Myths use of "We the fans" is refering to the commenters on this blog who consider themselves fans... And I do not include myself, but I sympathize! You know, like "We The People", it represents the consensus of this blog, and you are evidently too clueless to understand that, hence your idiotic demand that Urban Myths edit it. Get your own blog and edit it, otherwise contribute more to this blog beyond sarcastic and snide comments about how we say something you dont agree with and then run, then maybe I'll consider answering your question... or take you serious.

White said...

As I posted in a previous skeptic rant...

God, I haven't read this blog for months and out of boredom scrolled over here. Looks like the same nasty fast-assed bitches complaining about Keith and his wife because they're jealous and wish they could look like Nicole and have Keith too.

Go back to sticking your head in a the cheeto bag and stop watching and reading the tabloids.

hesaweiner said...

It's because he goes so damn overboard it's nauseatingly fake. He goes from one extreme to another. He must have some sorta manic personality. The meds he looks like he's on is obviously not enough. Hell, I may need some if I have to keep hearing his utter bullshit.

They are so out of touch with reality it's freaky.

maclen said...

White said...
"As I posted in a previous skeptic rant..."

Yes, of course, as your ignorantly so unoriginal and will be posting the exact same comment, tread after thread after thread... I know you are, but what am I?

maclen said...

OH yeah... and I'll expect a thoughtful response from "white"... in about another month... when another thought enters his/her head.

CJ said...

"It tells me that I'm without someone, that there's something missing" Perhaps it's the family Nic is alienating you from because she doesn't feel they are good enough that is really missing.

doublewide said...

God, I haven't read this blog for months and out of boredom scrolled over here. Looks like the same nasty fast-assed bitches complaining about Keith and his wife because they're jealous and wish they could look like Nicole and have Keith too.

now here's an example of a well thought out intelligent post. ok i'll get down on your level:

i wouldn't trade my looks for that needy, manipulative, self-serving witch for all of the tea in china. and i wouldn't have that sell-out of a husband of hers if he came knockin on my door....

maclen, you're my hero

Perspone said...

realitycheck said...
I just dont get it. I really dont. When Keith said a simple and lovely one sentence thank-you to Nicole at the ARIAS it was called pathetic. When he expresses himself and puts everything out there to say he loves this woman he gets bashed too. I'd love to know what would be an appropriate response from Keith.
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I don't understand how someone can't be disturbed by this People Article. Keith is not perfect, he has problems. All this article tells me is he's still not standing on his own two feet, he's traded one crutch for another, instead of drugs and alcohol, he has become dependant on NK. This is not healthy, and I would be saying this if Keith began praising any idea or other person in such an extreme manner. Keith isn't evolving, he's stagnating, it's easier for him to transfer his addiction to his wife then it is for him to probably deal with the issues within himself that triggered the addiction to begin with.

White said...

Here come the fangs - maybe you all could stop eating your cheetos for a minute and go exercise!!

banbotox said...

White-are you really Nicole? The name would be appropriate! Please adjust your medication.
Why is it that you and realitycheck keep coming here? Seriously, you know we are not going to give Nic hugs and kisses here and there are plenty of other places to go for that kind of abuse.

maclen-thank god you're here!

THIS fan IS embarrassed for him and by him.

Perspone said...

White said...
Here come the fangs - maybe you all could stop eating your cheetos for a minute and go exercise!!
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This is you response to my post. I simply posted an opinion that maybe Keith hasn't come as far as everyone thinks he has. That he is still practicing self destructive behavior. Instead of addressing my comment with a defense, you simply name call. I guess my post struck a nerve. I would be interested if you had anything intelligent to say about Keith's behavior of late, if you don't then I suggest that you refrain from name calling.

notachance said...

I have to agree with perspone on her response, and I have to agree with realitycheck in that Keith can't ever win around here. At least perspone offered up a pretty good reason as to why he responds the way he does. I don't see anyone being accepting of that. It's a classic issue with people with dependence issues - NOT just Keith. Maybe someday he will learn, maybe not.

maclen said...

...to banbotox and doublewide... Power to the people!

First, I'd like to try and take a poll... in honor of this white "one thought, one note, cheetos hating" commenter...
Q: How many of you have eaten cheetos today?
White seems very anal retentive over this... or perhaps that's her only diet? but its very bizzare...

Urban will not get any props or leeway from most of the commenters here on this blog, as has been very well established on this blog. And again, I will not offer anyone asking for an explaination as to why he wont. Not until i read a thoughtful and interesting pro urban argument that does insult our intelligence.

hesaweiner said...

Why ya gotta be a cheeto's hater?

Everythings good in moderation LMAO

cricket said...

What do you have against Cheeto's White.Is it their bright cheery color?Are you pasty and dead looking like Nicold so you don't like color?Give the Cheetos a break,their commercials are better scripted and more entertaing than a Kidman movie anyday.

maclen said...

cricket said...
"...Give the Cheetos a break,their commercials are better scripted and more entertaing than a Kidman movie anyday."

That is hilarious cricket!...more entertaining...HEE HEE...

...uh, hesaweiner, yeah, we should all be cheetos... I'm a cheeto, she's a cheeto, wouldnt you like to be a cheeto too?

And I'd like to submit that we all should from this time forward, refer to our new comrade as .....wait for it.... "White Cheeto"
...everyone, give a shout out to WHite Cheeto!

ElleMurph said...

Yes, quite embarrassed. Even though I saw it coming. Now, I catch myself wondering when or how it will end.



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skepticRN said...

The People article has convinced me that Keith has indeed traded his addiction to drugs and alcohol for another, one NK. What other sane explanation is there?

I just cannot believe this is the same man who won all those awards, and put out one of the best albums ever with Be Here. I wonder if he realizes just how he's being percieved? His addiction to her has made him oblivious to the obvious!

Good LAWD boy..SNAP OUT OF IT!

As much as I was hoping that this marriage was based on a solid foundation, because that is what Keith DESERVES, it is NOT! How can it be solid when Keith thinks NK saved his life and is his savior? His work in REHAB saved it, NOT NK.

As for the pain...he is GRATEFUL for it? It REMINDS him he's in LOVE??? HUH? I've been married for 21 years, and I dare say that I didn't need the PAIN of missing my husband during deployments to REMIND me that I was in love!

The boy is troubled..how else can you explain his actions over the last 2+ years?

lovekeithhatenicole said...

Suspend your disbelief for a moment and post what you think he should have said.
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realitycheck,

I would prefer that he NOT discuss his skanky wife at all. We are KEITH fans-not Nicole fans. She doesn't go around talking about how much she loves him or can't live without him. In fact, when the skank ass whore speaks at all, she can't even say that she is happy. I would like if he would talk about his music, his career, and maybe thank his FANS once in awhile. I love Keith-but thanking Nicole every single night and in every single interview is getting old. I'm quite sick of it, as are a LOT of his fans.

maclen- you have it right every time.

lovekeithhatenicole said...

Sorry...I forgot...'WHITE CHEETO' LOL! I think you've created a new product line.

hesaweiner said...

As for the pain...he is GRATEFUL for it? It REMINDS him he's in LOVE??? HUH?

I agree that this is a very weird and disturbing statement. That's like saying you like to wear shoes a size to small, because it feels good when you take them off.

maclen said...

Hey loveKhateN... yeah white cheetos, in mint or popcorn flavors... so, loveK and hesaweiner, that quote from the People article especially struck me as pretty hokey and melodramatic. Urban is definately taking his cue from kidman's martyr complex, and going for pity and sympathy. I just think he looks whipped and very well trained.

ShutUpAndSing said...

There is being in love and than there is trying to convince the world you are in love.

There are lots of married celebs with issues but they don't go on and on about the savior. You guys maybe right, it's a substutite addition.

You think we want to be NK. Well you very wrong. She may have money, "looks" and KU but I am actually a nice person who treats people well and if I am in love and happy, I would actually admit it. Just because you have those "things", it does make you a good or happy person. I have too many bad stories about NK to believe that she is a decent happy person.

As for wanting KU..no I really don't think so. Sure it's fun to have fantasies but the reality is, I won't want that life.

And why in the hell would he need permission to watch one of her movies. That's just stupid and one of the many things "we" are embarrassed, for KU, in the article.

He is an amazing talent. I just wish the People article could have been more about him and his music and much less about his beautiful beautiful princess.

don't believe the lies said...

Well anything he's a part of especially now, will have to involve her. She has to remind people that she has movies coming out. Ones that will without a doubt do miserably.

I agree with whoever said that he doesn't need to praise her in every breath he takes. There are lots of happy couples out there who don't praise their loved one in ever sentence they make to the media or whomever. Geeze Keith give it a rest. Not everyone wants to hear about your pasty wife. Sometimes it would be nice to hear about you and the music....remember the music Keith?

maclen said...

You know, I also find it pretty cheesey that urban would even do such a glittery, glossy and gossipy magazine cover piece like People mag. Why not a music magazine? or better yet a country music mag? But then I remember that People magazine is kidman's usual source to leak info at opportune moments. So I quess kidman pulled a few strings and got him the People gig. So what's next? Get urban a cover story in Marie Claire? Where by the way, kidman is recently quoted as saying her face is "all natural". Not one bit of plastic surgery, and not one needle has touched her face... which is laughable in itself, but she overdoes her delusion when she also says that she also doesnt even smoke! So if urban isnt careful, she'll soon have urban on the cover of Child Birth magazine, complaining of cramps and water retention... in her stead, of course.

hatepezdispensers said...

My friends and I have been reading this blog for awhile and while we haven't posted, we certainly agree with maclen and most of the other people who have seen through the marriage as a sham all along. Everytime she opens her mouth she successfully reassures us that we indeed are correct in guessing the sham (which i am sure wasn't in her game plan) and now he has jumped on his own band wagon and is helping her make himself look like an ass. We really hate this because we love Keith. He is so much more talented than she will ever hope to be .... and better looking too! (Thats gotta hurt, NK)
She must actually think that the public has forgotten that she had red (ok..orange)frizzy hair and freckles when she started or does she think it somehow "just turned" blonde and her skin as white as casper??? She is just a 6 ft tall "pez dispenser" (but oh yeah, a pez dispenser can actually pop something out..unlike NK can seem to manage to do no matter how hard she tries to convince us of it) We really hope that he wises up soon before his career is all washed up like hers is. We all turn a blind eye to hers being "over and done" but we certainly don't want to see his end up the same way. That being said...he has now crossed over to the dark side and is helping her take him down with her!!! That is just being plain stupid.

maclen said...

hatepezdispensers said...
"My friends and I have been reading this blog for awhile and while we haven't posted, we certainly agree with maclen and most of the other people who have seen through the marriage as a sham all along."

What alot of the kidban defenders who come to occasionally post, all in a snit, hatepezdispensers, never address is that this blog is an ongoing commentary on the very dubious story they have to tell here. Of course, they are a very PUBLIC couple, who reveal facts, when it is in their interst when they have a movie or cd they want to sell, and the commenters here who are urban fans talk of their displeasure at how he allows himself to be a clueless puppet, or as you and your friends hope that he will open his eyes and concentrate on his music, which according to urban fans is not up to the quality of his past music... and judging by his last cd sales, that seems to be the opinion of about 1.5 million previous fans...

Imahick said...

The PEOPLE article is ridiculous. For God's sake, Keith, don't you have any pride? He sounds so completely pussy whipped, it's sad. She has taken control of his life and his career, and is pulling his strings like a pasty puppetmaster.

I do agree that he seems to have traded in one addiction for another. NK has taken advantage of his dependence. And she has isolated him from his support structures...his family / friends ... so that he has to rely more and more on her for everything.

I am hopeful that as he gets stronger...he will recognize the need to gain some control over his life again and assert himself. I suspect I'm living in lala land, though.

And to White Cheeto...if you have nothing to say ON THE TOPIC...just cork it. You're revealing your complete ignorance in your posts ... it's embarrassing for you. Sadly, like Keith, you don't have the wherewithall to realize you should be embarrassed.

biteme said...

I have just discovered this blog and I have to say I really do agree with everyone. She has to be kidding about not have any cosmetic procedures. Did anyone see her at the CMA awards? Those were not her natural lips. I have never cared for her.

I have been a Keith fan since 2004 and have seen how his music has changed and not for the better. I am not one of his "blind" fans and think he is perfect. He has faults and unfortunately picked a different addiction than alcohol.

I have noticed that every time the ex hubby makes the news, then she makes the news. It is a constant one upmanship with her.