Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Boo Hoo, Nicole

So, Ms. Kidman, you can't sleep and you are in fear now that you are entering the last trimester of pregnancy. So what? Do you have hemorrhoids and stretch marks? It's interesting isn't it? Poor, poor Nicole. Nicole, you are human and pregnancy issomething that even you can't control. I bet you are pissed. You can't stop feeling crappy. You are tired and irritable. Of course I wonder how anyone can tell the difference, but that’s just me. You can't call the shots can you? It’s not like puking up dinner is it? It’s not like being in charge in the bedroom is it? Someone else is controlling you, and you don't like it. Now you probably know how Keith feels from time to time always catering to your every whim with very little impute. Nicole, don't worry, its not going to last forever.

Kidman is not only pimping the bump but also pimping the movie. This movie better be a hit. She had to spend her precious holiday with some kid that was in the movie with her. But at least she didn't have to tour with Keith. I would just bet that the first official baby picture is around the time of the premiere and I just bet one of the godparents will be connected to the film. Insiders are still saying that this may be a stinker amongst stinkers, but Nicole is getting used to that. It’s her gift to Australia and to Hollywood. Isn't she just wonderful? Not.

Remember the bodyguard/ perhaps baby daddy? Do you know that this guy was with her when she miscarried after her one true love left? This is the same guy that went to the movies with her when she had Keith committed for a time out. They have gone to clubs, to coffee, to concerts. What a pal, isn't he? Or is he? Maybe it’s more?

Where is Keith? He sure wasn't with Kidman since they left Byron Bay. No, he was having a blast not singing songs associated with her nor dedicating anything to her.I hope he realizes that’s how life can be. Of course I mentioned they weren't together so we will probably have some stupid pictures before he goes on the road again. Oh, and on that front, the news of the day is that Miss Underwood is suddenly single again.

Sweet dreams Nicole.

38 comments:

maclen said...

(doublewide, hope you feel better real soon, try taking a little more siestas, huh...)

... boy, what a tangled web she weaves... if kidman was wise enough, she'd realize that spiders have a pretty short life span... and this ones has been basically just 2 yrs...from the first movie she was in after getting dumped by cruise, moulin rouge released in 2001, to getting a sympathy oscar for the Hours, released in 2002. And its been downhill ever since. Nothing in her personal life has been very appealing, besides getting divorced of course... well at least to the industry shills and pundits... but now all the tabloid headlines, thanks to her own inept and bungling doing, cannot be fixed with leaks and photo ops.

maclen said...

...so, the latest batch of photo ops are out...
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/nicole-kidmans-pregnancy-worries-204094/

...and of course they got her bad side, the balding spots are really showing again... also noticed, it seems kidman "baby bump watch" is already over... no mention of her non-bump... seems her underperforming gut is so passe with the tabloid set, just put out the pics, get the obligation out of the way... and on to jolie, or alba, or anyone far more interesting!

realitycheck said...

Someone so boring, so banal, so passe doesnt invite that kind of hateful post. Is this that fabulous sense of skepti-hater humor referred to in the last set of comments?

doublewide said...

yeah, maclen, they definitely got her bad side with the balding head.(does that imply she has a good side?) still no bump large enough to indicate 5 to 6 months along. she's so predictable, as we knew these pics were coming.

loved your example of the spider, LOL

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maclen said...

Well, dw, I'd just say she has a bad side, and a not so bad side... but either way, she's screwed. As is very obvious, she cannot live without being in front of a camera... the film camera on the movie sets she basically lives on...and as she is on a hiatus from filming presently, the hated paps cameras are now her only fix, so she will so willingly make herself readily available... despite her "horror" and "terror" of them. But she will endure the intrusion, as she is an addict to attention... as much and as uncontrollable as urban's addiction are to him, she does not care how she looks... how she is portrayed... or as unseemly as it becomes... a junkie is a junkie..

cricket said...

Maybe that guy in the picture is actually her surrogate.He's due the same month she is. That must really bite her in the ass,A man is more of a woman than she is.

isitoveryet said...

Kidman might have more in common with the he/she than we think!

cricket said...

Maybe her parent's should have named her Hermie instead of Nic

maclen said...

So it looks like the orb is beginning to fray at the edges over kidman's mandatory photo ops...he's a bit closer to putting a real beat down on the paps, courtesy of kidman. It seems he has less to worry about landing in rehab, although, make no mistake, its still a viable possibility... than becoming a paparatz self annointing vigilante. But I'm sure when they got back home, kidman repremanded the orb for lashing out at the much needed Aussie media during one of her precious photo ops... well, get used to it orb, what with the kidman smiling and waving to the paps behind your back, it seems... that you will be that position again and again, and the paps will always be back.. and if you dont behave, kidman will leave you at home and bring someone else. Remember your place, you agreed to be in this position...and if you cant stand the heat... never mind... I dont believe you have any choice or any say in the matter.

doublewide said...

you are exactly right, maclen.....he signed on for this job. he can DEAL with it.....

and her waving and smiling behind his back......she's sickening.

he used to be so private, well bibby, that's long gone, long gone

maclen said...

Id say doublewide, that urban is so out of the loop, he doesnt know that its the US paps that kidman doesnt care about since its obvious she finished here in the states... and the Oz press is still needed. Again, just another example of the inept team kidman making themselves the center of some terrible buzz. Here in the states, just this morning I read that gossip liz smith has joined the "kidman kritisms"... bashing kidman for her obvious implants. So, she's getting critisized for botox, implants, drinking while supposedly expecting, beating up paps... and the list will grow I'm sure... by the time this austalia movie comes out, she will be a media target of distain and indifference with all this unseemly and distasteful behaviour, she may need to travel to kosovo again to get any kind of attention.

Sonora_Melody said...

"maclen said...
Here in the states, just this morning I read that gossip liz smith has joined the "kidman kritisms"... bashing kidman for her obvious implants."

No! Liz Smith did not bash her. It's that gay blog Queerty who maliciously and deliberately twisted an old column that Liz Smith did.

What Liz Smith actually said in her column:

"KARL LAGERFELD, who is never in touch with us, is in touch with us. He claims he was misrepresented and that the British tabloids twisted his words about Nicole Kidman. "Words have been invented that I did not speak. Everybody knows I hold Nicole in the highest regard, both personally and professionally."

All the Brits had the fashion king saying about Nicole was that she is "not much in the way of breasts." What's wrong with that? If I know Nicole (and I do), she'd just laugh and be the first to agree. Actually, I've always applauded the fact that Nicole has never surrendered herself to the idea of attaching those hideous, ubiquitous, grapefruit ovals to her chest, like so many others."

doublewide said...

that's one of the problems with NK. one day she has boobs, the next notta! she deliberately plays with the press, and is doing so with her supposed bump. one minute it's there, the next poof!

personally, i don't care if she has boobs or not. i care that the marriage is a contract that SHE initiated, and she has pretty much killed a man's career with her selfishness.

CJ said...

"She has pretty much killed a man's career with her selfishness."

"Keith Urban may have won multiple Grammys and Nicole's heart but he divided the Point Nepean crowd. Compared to the gritty roots music we had heard most of the weekend, Urban's sound was like eating processed cheese on white bread. He was backed by a decent band and can obviously play a guitar but, like his perfectly set hair and pearly white teeth, his sound was just too smooth and generic to inspire."

http://www.theage.com.au/news/music/sticky-carpet/2008/03/27/1206207279764.html?page=2

doublewide said...

"Keith Urban may have won multiple Grammys and Nicole's heart but he divided the Point Nepean crowd. Compared to the gritty roots music we had heard most of the weekend, Urban's sound was like eating processed cheese on white bread. He was backed by a decent band and can obviously play a guitar but, like his perfectly set hair and pearly white teeth, his sound was just too smooth and generic to inspire."
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thanks for posting that CJ

this, lackluster CD sales, having to co-headline when you should be the headliner....no #1's off of the pain cd.....etc etc....i rest my case.

maclen said...

cj said:
"...like his perfectly set hair and pearly white teeth, his sound was just too smooth and generic to inspire."

Yes, cj, his article seems to have explained urban precisely... That is the exact impression that I have of urban...generic. Down to the "poppy" 70s and 80s remakes... he does have the color of white bread...and most certainly a whitewashed and superficial country persona... its no surprise that a simple marriage to a washed up and openly conniving celeb. would kill his fleeting popularity and send his career crashing. And now the impression of being kidmans lackey and the public displays of a frustrated and unhinged personality isnt going to help... again.

doublewide said...

well the wife promised to deliver OZ to her hubby.....i'd say she failed miserably.....again

i wonder if this is why he's lashing out......trapped like a rat in a loveless contractual marriage. and it's his own doing.

Sonora_Melody said...

If I were a "fan" of an artist who had "sunk so low" as the skepti-haters say of Keith, I would have simply moved on to another artist, instead of wasting my time going from one message board to another spewing out hatred.

As I matter of fact, I have done that to many artists whose music don't interest me anymore: Kenny Chesney, Brad Paiseley, Taylor Swift, etc. I would not spend a dime on their CDs or concerts, as I find their music boring.

maclen said...
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maclen said...

Well, dw, it is kidmans want to have her hired help actually do all her dirty work... whether its a PR hack lash out at cindy adams... the paid goon to bash a pap.. and to have the orb tonque lash the paps... but of course, it doesnt have anything to do with her, right? She is untarnished by it all... no one could ever surmiss that she was anyway involved with it! Anyone who bellieves that, will also believe she is still a viable movie actress... and all this classeless behavior does is lowers her to the level she so rightly deserves.

isitoveryet said...

sonora - with regards to why the skeptics are still hanging around - what do you do when you come upon a car accident on the side of the road?

CJ said...

"Well the wife promised to deliver OZ to her hubby.....I'd say she failed miserably.....again."

Now now, not so fast. Maybe Baz will give her an advanced copy of the DVD so she can fulfill her obligation to "deliver Australia to Keith".

CJ said...

with regards to why the skeptics are still hanging around...

I think some of us still hold out hope - at least a little bit - that Keith will escape, rebuild the career, and give us more of the good music we once enjoyed vs the "sappy ode" and "try to convince the world (and myself) that I love my wife and we have a happy marriage" music. We watch to look for signs he's coming to his senses...

maclen said...

...and speaking of the orbs crashing career... this week in country chart watch...orbs G-Hits, after gaining one spot last week, falls 2 spots from #14 to #16... (one step up, two steps down...) Meanwhile, underwoods current cd, Carnival Ride remains at # 3, unchanged from last week, BUT... incredibly, her previous cd, Some Hearts climbs 3 whole spots from #10 to #7. And just think, underwood didnt feel the need to marry some washed up, pretensious, dull, and physically enhanced clown to attain such success! You see, despite the orbs dismal cd sales, underwood shows you can make touring a succesful tool in your music career, and that like-ability and popularity is the key to success...and not being made a laughing stock by a vain, manipulative, and easily transparent media shill... who will publicly fall asleep at one of your shows... when she even rarely shows to them...the orb is the classic case for would be country stars of what not to do to be a success.

woriedmonkey said...

can't believe he didn'd intiate divorce proceedings after the bored/snoozing photos and now he's telling the paps at the Easter Show to leave them alone. Poor Keith must be very conflicted and confused.... IMHO he's misdirecting his ire but then how do you tell the 'superstar' mother of your child-to-be to naff off ?
He needs to tell somone to leave him alone. Pity it's not the freak standing next to him.
Oh, and she must have announced her pregnancy, as someone put it, as soon as she peed on the stick. Just couldn't wait to have the attetion, even if common sense would dictate getting through the first trimestre before going public. I guess either way, if she lost the baby or made it past that milestone, she could milk the PR for all it was worth.
I say this because there is renewed speculation that she is actually only about 4 months along.

Lisa said...

Where can we see the pics, screen shots & video of this tantrum he pulled at the 'Easter' show??

CJ said...

Look up Lisa, I posted it earlier. The pic and article are at http://www.theage.com.au/news/music/sticky-carpet/2008/03/27/1206207279764.html?page=2
Not sure if there's any video... Would be nice to see if there is. In addition to waving and smiling behind Keith's back maybe Nic did bunny ears behind his head too.

CJ said...

Anna has it posted on Forehead too, http://nicolekidmansforehead.blogspot.com/

Lisa said...

sorry, I thought there was more than one.

I think at NKU, they have a video, but members only??

doublewide said...

Now now, not so fast. Maybe Baz will give her an advanced copy of the DVD so she can fulfill her obligation to "deliver Australia to Keith".

lol, good one CJ

doublewide said...

I think some of us still hold out hope - at least a little bit - that Keith will escape, rebuild the career, and give us more of the good music we once enjoyed vs the "sappy ode" and "try to convince the world (and myself) that I love my wife and we have a happy marriage" music. We watch to look for signs he's coming to his senses...
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this is so true, and i'm getting weary....

doublewide said...

Not sure if there's any video... Would be nice to see if there is. In addition to waving and smiling behind Keith's back maybe Nic did bunny ears behind his head too.
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BAHAHAHA!

maclen said...

CJ said...
"...Not sure if there's any video... Would be nice to see if there is. In addition to waving and smiling behind Keith's back maybe Nic did bunny ears behind his head too."

Well, not only is this just a humorous comment, but I do believe that it could indicate... along with being dazed and confused from his addictions and alcohol problem, allowing himself to be so ridiculously manipulated... it seems we can add that perhaps he also isn't very smart either. It seems everytime he's seen out with the dud... he falls in the charts... not that I expect the orb to be any the wiser as to why he is becoming a hasbeen also.

Sonora_Melody said...

"isitoveryet said...
sonora - with regards to why the skeptics are still hanging around - what do you do when you come upon a car accident on the side of the road?"

What would I do? Certainly not whine, bitch, spew hatred, make up lies as skepti-haters here do.

isitoveryet said...

"isitoveryet said...
sonora - with regards to why the skeptics are still hanging around - what do you do when you come upon a car accident on the side of the road?"

What would I do? Certainly not whine, bitch, spew hatred, make up lies as skepti-haters here do.
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We're all living this car accident, train wreck - whatever you want to call it - live! The skeptics have driven slowly by the "accident". Because we know what the "car" looked like previously, we can see the "damage" that has been done to the "car". We look over the "scene" very carefully, and try to determine how this happened and who caused the "accident". We see the "accident" live in her heads, and an article in the paper doesn't give you the same picture!

isitoveryet said...

"We see the "accident" live in her heads,"

That should have read "ive in our heads"!

banbotox said...

Great analogy isitoveryet.

I think we drive by slowly to see if there are any survivors of this "accident"-maybe we can pull them to safety if we are lucky enough to find one.