First, Dear Nicole, sweet mummy to be: Some of us actually believed at first that you were pregnant. We even said so. So do us all a favor and please, please, please, don’t pose nude pregnant. Don't get us wrong, the pregnant woman is a very beautiful being. But you as a pregnant woman are not. Maybe you took our April Fools blog seriously, but this isn't a good idea. If you want a hoot go to crazydaysandnights.net and read what Ent. Lawyer has to say.
Second, because it happened again, perhaps dear Nicole, you should stay at home. What happened again? She fell asleep while her husband was playing. Monday night Keith joined his old closing act Bryan Adams and legend Bonnie Raitt on stage at the Roxy in LA. Of course there are a lot of videos on the web of this event and Keith looked and sounded good but there wasn't enough attention given to the missus; and the paps were tipped off that they were there (by Kidman and her wonks no doubt) and we got to see lovely shots of Keith's hand as he gripped that ever present clear bottle and Kidman’s beat up hand. To me it looked like the water bottle was more important.
What was notable in this picture was the dress Kidman was wearing with one of her granny wear accessories. Be it a scarf or a shawl, Kidman is always prepared. What a dress this was. Maroon and short. We were seeing parts of Kidman that only her gynecologist sees and it wasn't pretty. Why does Kidman insist on being the sluttiest mom to be out there? She should take some lessons from some of the younger gals, Christina, Jessica and Gwen. These and most of the other new crop of mothers know how to dress. Kidman, as we know, has age issues; she can't decide if she is a Madonna in training or Madonna. You are not either; give it up and stay at home.
Finally, a special shout out to Nashville's own Jimmy Carter who has placed the Is Keith Still a Guy video on his web site (askjimmycarter.com). Jimmy you are the man!