Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Of Nudity, Falling Asleep in Public and Wearing Skirts too Short... The Urbans in Los Angeles!

First, Dear Nicole, sweet mummy to be: Some of us actually believed at first that you were pregnant. We even said so. So do us all a favor and please, please, please, don’t pose nude pregnant. Don't get us wrong, the pregnant woman is a very beautiful being. But you as a pregnant woman are not. Maybe you took our April Fools blog seriously, but this isn't a good idea. If you want a hoot go to crazydaysandnights.net and read what Ent. Lawyer has to say.

Second, because it happened again, perhaps dear Nicole, you should stay at home. What happened again? She fell asleep while her husband was playing. Monday night Keith joined his old closing act Bryan Adams and legend Bonnie Raitt on stage at the Roxy in LA. Of course there are a lot of videos on the web of this event and Keith looked and sounded good but there wasn't enough attention given to the missus; and the paps were tipped off that they were there (by Kidman and her wonks no doubt) and we got to see lovely shots of Keith's hand as he gripped that ever present clear bottle and Kidman’s beat up hand. To me it looked like the water bottle was more important.

What was notable in this picture was the dress Kidman was wearing with one of her granny wear accessories. Be it a scarf or a shawl, Kidman is always prepared. What a dress this was. Maroon and short. We were seeing parts of Kidman that only her gynecologist sees and it wasn't pretty. Why does Kidman insist on being the sluttiest mom to be out there? She should take some lessons from some of the younger gals, Christina, Jessica and Gwen. These and most of the other new crop of mothers know how to dress. Kidman, as we know, has age issues; she can't decide if she is a Madonna in training or Madonna. You are not either; give it up and stay at home.

Finally, a special shout out to Nashville's own Jimmy Carter who has placed the Is Keith Still a Guy video on his web site (askjimmycarter.com). Jimmy you are the man!

31 comments:

realitycheck said...

Umyths you must take the non-skeptics for fools! No one saw what only NK's gyno sees. Go take a look at pics of Britney, Lilo, or Paris if youre into that kind of thing. Between falsely claiming Nicole is showing off her privates and she loves to grab her crotch in public, the question is who really has the obsession with Nicole's genitals. What she wore to The Roxy was completely appropriate. If youve ever been there you'd know that.

And remember, if Nicole stays home youve got nothing to write about!

doublewide said...

well, i still wish she'd stay home....

great blog and whoohoo for jimmy carter! ha

SettleDown said...

Anyone wonder what her "children outside" may think of Mum posing nude for all the world to see?

She's a disgrace and selfish beyond measure.

rememberwhen said...

I don't think her children care anymore. They don't even call her Mom anymore. Their mother is Katie. I wonder if Katie will adopt Conner and Isabella. I wonder if Tom has already asked Nicole if it would be alright? I don't think Nicole would have a problem with it. Do you?

Imahick said...

I doubt NK would never give up her maternal rights because it would look bad. She has essentially deserted her two kids at this point, but to the world, she wants to pretend that she is still a mother to them. It's all for appearances...but what about her isn't for appearances?

The dress she wore to the Roxy was ridiculous for a 41 yr old woman. It was up to her yingyang...But she wore it to appear young and relevant. Instead, to me, she still looks to be in her 50's, with a desperate streak.

After she called the paparazzi to get some pictures of her all smiley and coy, she fell asleep while her husband thrilled the audience with his talent. There are some very impressive reviews out there! Unfortunately, NK has no appreciation for her husband or respect for his career. I believe she has said that he may do something beautiful with his talent some day...maybe he can write a rap song and grab his crotch. NK can give him pointers on that.

The nude photos during this pregnancy show a huge lack of respect and consideration for her husband and her two teenage children. She is 41 yr old, for goodness sake. The world has seen pregnant women before...it's been done to death. Is she so desperate for attention that she must have pictures of herself naked for the world to see? Every magazine cover she does is sexualized, so why not sexualize this pregnancy? I feel very sad for this baby.

maclen said...

Kidman actually buys her own desperate need going back to her early days in hollywood of dropping trou in almost every other film because she believes she is considered "sexy" and that is what the public stampedes to the movie theaters for! In fact I will submit that her more sexually exlicit movies are her more unsuccessful because of the sex or nudity. Eyes wide shut was a huge disapointment despite her "screen tall nudity" and her horrible acting...Birthday Girl was so insignificant despite her S&M carnal mind games....human stain was dismal despite all her sexegenarian bump and grinding...her last minute sex romp in cold mountain was totally unconvincing being that her and jude laws characters barely spoke in the movie...the early sex scene in Birth was described as simply gratuitous, and considering the movies theme, I'd say it gave people the unconfortable impression of pedophilia. Just because she's spent most of her movie career nude or in sexual situations doesnt mean she is considered "sexy", I'd say it makes her, in retrospect, as desperate as her failed career now shows her to really be, and explains why those past movies were dismal failures dispite it.

notachance said...

Give her a break - the show was probably very late and she IS 7 months pregnant. I couldn't keep my eyes open past 8pm when I was that far along - when I was far younger than her. The mistake she, and Keith are making is not keeping a regular schedule.

notachance said...

Oh, and I went to Jimmy Carter's site and there's no video. Did he pull it already?

notachance said...

Ok, I'll play the skeptic today -


I think I know who has Keith's balls - and it's not NK.....

Go take a look at Lainey's column today and you'll see who has them.

ShutUpAndSing said...

notachance.. yeah Jimmy removed it cos he was getting flack from KU fans.

And as for Cam..WOW.. they were talking about this on the radio this morning trying to figure out if she really did this or if it was a skullcap.

ShutUpAndSing said...

Oh and the really good news is apparently we don't have to see Nikkers in the nude..her peeps are denying it..Thank Goodness!

wastedemotion said...

Whats lainey say about Keith, Nicole and who has his balls?!

maclen said...

ShutUpAndSing said...
"Oh and the really good news is apparently we don't have to see Nikkers in the nude..her peeps are denying it..Thank Goodness!"

Well, shut up and sing, we can only hope! But as you'll recall, her flacks first denied their own leak to that Daily Mail piece that she was pregnant...only to confirm a week later... as it is the standard that celebs own self obbsessive need to be in the public eye also gives them the excuse they always abuse for having no honesty and to have no integrity in the self defeating cry that they want to try and keep their lives "private"... and then turn around and maybe pose nude...on the cover of magazines... while pregnant... to try and publicize that fact...in the vain hope that it will make their film, or album or tv show a hit. Perhaps this was the ultimate reason for her obbsessive working out...she no doubt has the idea that an anorexic expectant mother is sexy.

notachance said...

Oh maclen - I'm surprised you forgot this big whopping (....) dot dot dot and made this connection - that she GOT pregnant in the first place so that she could work out excessively to have that perfectly pregnant pose for those Australia* shots to hype said movie.

You're slipping girl.....


*I'm sorry, but this one just might make y'all eat your words. I think it's going to do well in spite of NK having top billing. People, especially in this country, are facsinated with OZ, and I think they will pay to see it.

maclen said...

...ps...
It seems over at justjared they're describing their latest photo ops of a "hobo" impersanateing kidman as she heads to a "top secret" photo shoot... and they have a question mark over whether she will or will not pose nude...again typical kidman parsing of her PR stunts... will she pose nude as leaks may imply? ...leak her going to a "top secret" shoot to lackey site JJ... and so it may turn out to be "nude" or she may wear a little something and it's not actually nude...so there! Another totally transparent, inept desperate attempt to gather buzz for a totally buzzless pregnancy.

inittowinit said...

notachance said...
Give her a break - the show was probably very late and she IS 7 months pregnant. I couldn't keep my eyes open past 8pm when I was that far along - when I was far younger than her. The mistake she, and Keith are making is not keeping a regular schedule.
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I would venture to guess that perhaps with your first pregnancy, you had a J-O-B. With subsequent pregnancies, perhaps you were a stay-at-home-mom but had other children for whom to care. Pregnancy can cause a strain....Nicole, on the other hand, doesn't work, has minders, doesn't even drive, goes out to eat almost daily, doesn't even pour her own cup of coffee, and CERTAINLY doesn't care for her other children! She has no excuse to be tired! It wasn't as if this wasn't planned at least a few hours in advance. Has she not ever heard of a NAP? IMO this just goes to show that not only does she not support her husband's career, she truly has no interest!

realitycheck said...

Im sure Nicole's reps were told it was standard policy to deny any pregnancy rumors because she wasn't pregnant. And those rumors were coming out every other week now that she was married. When they were told that she actually was, then they confirmed it. I don't think that Nicole will pose nude but i certainly don't have a problem with her doing so. You don't like it, don't look at the photos. Whats so predictable is that the skeptics would be posting links to every nude shot if she actually did it. And then scream how awful the whole thing is and post about it for the next month.

maclen, "totally buzzless pregnancy"? You must be joking. Wishful thinking by the skepti-haters doesn't make it so. She was the hit of the red carpet at the ACMs. The very fact that this blog is obsessed with the pregnancy contradicts that statement.

inittowinit, if Nicole had no interest she wouldn't go. If she was truly out for a perfect photo op she could easily fake interest. But she's there tired and pregnant supporting her husband. I do agree with the poster that said that they don't keep regular schedules and thats possibly not helping. In any case you can get tired on vacation or a long weekend, without work and without kids. Lets face it the skeptics are grasping at straws and using any little thing they can against her.

wastedemotion said...

realitycheck-
Your seem to be the one reaching to me.

maclen said...

So, according to this report from a midnight viewing for the Indy film...

http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/2008/05/australia_wakeu.php

...the trailer for that "grand epic...the next "Gone with the Wind' was booed by the audience. So, more bad buzz to go along with her no buzz pregnancy... not a good omen...as you will recall, Human stain was booed at the Venice film festival as was Birth... and we all know how those movies did at the box office and with reviewers! But then I always can count on kidman to be so predictably and consistantly lackluster and unsuccessful, it sometimes make my new view of karma oh so satisfying and rejoiceful.

woriedmonkey said...

This trailer for Australia looks MUCH better !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgXXgPWM95Y

maclen said...

Ah excellent spoof, no doubt a hundred times better than the real thing! Watching those clips from kidman's previous bombs, I'd forgotten how shallow and bimboish she sounded in Batman Forever...where she was "supposedly" playing a psychologist, (no doubt caused by her ridiculous american accent) And surely this youtube spoof will get more views than the movie.

realitycheck said...

Look on Youtube and theres spoof trailers of tons of popular movies from Cars to Lord of The Rings. I thought it was very funny and a great compliment to Baz. Whats the saying, when the send-ups start you know youve made it.


maclen, you didnt reveal the whole story about the booing at the "Australia" trailer. It was before a midnight showing of the new Indiana Jones movie. Do you really think the core audience that goes to see this movie at midnight is going to care about "Australia"? And they certainly don't want to see one thats 2 and a half minutes long. Even the author says he's grasping at straws. How appropriate...just like the skepti-haters!

realitycheck said...

Had to add that it seems theres 7 trailers before the start of the new Indy movie. I think the audience just wanted the film to start already!

inittowinit said...

RC said...
inittowinit, if Nicole had no interest she wouldn't go. If she was truly out for a perfect photo op she could easily fake interest. But she's there tired and pregnant supporting her husband.
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Her fake interest? She's a TERRIBLE actress. She can't even fake that she cares for her own children - enough said.


RC said.....In any case you can get tired on vacation or a long weekend, without work and without kids.
-----------------------------------Yes, you can get tired. But if you are truly interested in something, you CAN avoid falling asleep!

rememberwhen said...

She fell asleep again? Lets not forget this wasn't just Keith. She fell asleep during Bryan Adams and Bonnie Raitt too. How disrespectful to all three of them. Keith next time leave the wife home and have fun for once!!!!!!

doublewide said...

maclen, "totally buzzless pregnancy"? You must be joking. Wishful thinking by the skepti-haters doesn't make it so. She was the hit of the red carpet at the ACMs. The very fact that this blog is obsessed with the pregnancy contradicts that statement.

she was???? i thought you guys didn't think she stole keith's limelight??? which is it? there was 1 pic of keith alone and it was his freakin event. and tons of her alone with her stupid crotch grabbing....

Tara said...

Obsessed with the pregnancy? Are you kidding? How many blogs are even about the royal birth? Sorry but you guys are reaching now.

maclen said...

doublewide said......
"there was 1 pic of keith alone and it was his freakin event. and tons of her alone with her stupid crotch grabbing"....

That's funny, doublewide, because I did read on another comment board for the just released Australia trailer, one of the commenters mentioned that kidman now looks like michael jackson!
Yeah about this trailer getting booed, like human stain and birth... the reality is that kidman is now in that unenviable position of no matter what she does, Australia will flop no matter what... she is in a lose-lose situation...or damned if she does or damned if she doesnt. Most certainly she would be film festival hopping rightnow if she hadnt decided to try the "expecting" pr strategy, so the film will not get any much needed attention or buzz...but, as her recent history shows with human stain... birth... dogville... fur, if she had gone festival hopping that attention and buzz would have doomed the film alot sooner. Like I said she's damned if she does, damned if she doesnt...

CJ said...

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/kidman%20forgot%20to%20vote%20for%20urban_1069092
"Nicole Kidman forgot to vote for her husband at Sunday's Academy of Country Music Awards.
For the first time, fans had the chance to vote for Entertainer of The Year as part of an online vote, but actress Kidman confessed she still hadn't voted for her man as the pair posed for pictures on the red carpet at the Las Vegas prizegiving.
She told reporters, "I didn't get a chance to vote for Keith. I'll do it from my cell phone inside. It's not too late, is it?"
But it appears her vote, if she managed to phone it in, didn't count - Urban was soundly beaten by Kenny Chesney."

As if we need any more proof that Nic doesn't support Keith in his career.

Imahick said...

She likely didn't even know Keith was nominated for any awards. She is a piece of work...and I don't mean that in a good way.

Honestly...how anyone can defend her for whoring herself out on the covers of magazines at this point, is beyond me. At 41 and pregnant, (with her 3rd child) she should just enjoy the experience and stop using it for attention.

Cheeto said...

Dear realitycheck,

You need to just give in and give up. Your arguments are inane. I'm sure you know that already though. Don't you have somewhere else to play?

Love and a big boot straight to your butt,
Cheeto