Monday, September 22, 2008

Sorry to break this to you, Nicole, but he is not coming back...

Did you all realize that Katie Holmes was having previews for her new PLAY on Broadway this week? Well if you live under a rock you may have noticed that it’s been the talk of the gossip world. Not just the previews but the rehearsals and how Katie and Suri and Tom have adapted to their new city with a great amount of gusto. For the last six weeks or so we have seen Katie and Suri about the town. We have also seen almost daily shots of Katie going to the theater. Yes, Katie wore rolled up jeans and was rumored to be in an old pair of Tom's jeans. The result of the media frenzy is that Katie got attention for her play. Add to this Katie got good reviews for her work, and they were earned because everyone was out to get her.

Which takes us over the great big pond to London. Nicole Kidman is there rehearsing, too. She has been seen out and about, too. She has taken her daughter all over the city and she, like Katie, is joined by her husband for a night on the town or an afternoon jaunt. On Saturday Kidman and her husband, the less famous Keith Urban, took in a PLAY that is all the rage in London. Just like Katie and Tom, Nicole and Keith had their helpers get them in and out of the busy city. Just like Katie, it appears Nicole was wearing her husband’s jeans and for a cute twist, he was wearing her fedora. It brought back warm fuzzy memories of when I used to wear my boyfriend’s stocking cap in the cold; of course I was fourteen at the time. But it appears that Nicole just can't let her obsession with all things Tom Cruise go.

Dress, act and follow the Katie trail. It's too bad that Kidman is in an ensemble production that is going to be based on looks more than talent. Or is it? Yes, Kidman couldn't do what Katie is doing. Don't start on her performance in the Blue Room a decade ago when she was bouncing around naked and supposedly screwing her co-star. It doesn't take much to be a clothes horse or show pony. Kidman won an Oscar for that. Rubber nose and all. Being on the stage is about finding something inside to use to project the character. Kidman doesn't do that, she just wears the make-up and the costumes and the audience has to do a lot of its own thinking. I know when I see her I wonder why does anyone let this simpleton try to act? I wonder if Keith had to explain the play to her on Saturday?

Nicole, it’s getting old how you keep trying to outdo Tom. You can't. He is laying the groundwork for a comeback. You couldn't lay your husband. There will be no groundwork for you. You are a one note actress whose fifteen minutes are slowly ending. And, dear, try not to smother the baby, perhaps the nanny can show you how to hold her. You are a wife? Yep, you both look so happy again to be together. So wipe the smirk off your face, the world is getting wise to you and hopefully you will be soon on your way to a new title, that one being a trivia question… Can you name Tom Cruise's second wife?

20 comments:

A440 said...

I'm not convinced she's wearing Keith's jeans. I suspect they'd be too big and possibly too short for her. But the fedora nonsense is just enough to make one gag.

Yes, it is a matter of concern for Kidman that a) she keep her name in the tabloids simply for breathing and b) that her husband be her clone.

Who the hell wears his wife's clothes -- even if they are simply accessories? I can see sharing a watch, or as was mentioned, a stocking cap, but look-alike jackets and shared headwear?

Pathetic. The both of them.

Pop Quiz: Who do you think will be the first to grow a set, Keith or Nicole?

maclen said...

Yes... back to kopykat the tomkat...right on the heels of the leaked story of how she and cruise "remain civil" towards each other....

http://www.showbizspy.com/showbiz/09212008/Tom-Cruise-Nicole-Kidman-Remain-Civil

...info which is revealed for no other reason than kidman's pathological need for publicity from that 7 year ago failed marriage.... and now kidman is wearing the orbs clothing...just after holmes wears cruise's? This is why kidman is a PR failure... unable to help herself from replaying the same old habits that have been already played out so many years ago. She shows no creativity in PR hacking, the films she submits the public to, certainly her wardrobe... or the utterances that come out of her mouth, for sure. You can see an example of it right now... her "soccer" appearence is getting three times the press that her recent PR smothering baby photo is getting... so it should be no surprise to anyone right NOW why she couldnt get her price for her first baby photos...no one was interested then, and even less are interested now.

don't believe the lies said...

It's sad she hasn't let Tom go. I think it's hilarious that she tries to copy them and even more hilarious that Keith goes along with it. So Wrong! You'd think she'd try to at least come up with something on her own but alas, she can't. I think after Katie finishes up this play she and Tom will have another kid. It's only a matter of time. Then we'll have to see how good ol' Nic tops that.

The thing I wonder about the most is this kids well being. It seems since she was born she's been traveling, on movie sets, rehearsals for Mee-Maws new movie, playing a tool for the paps when Moms feeling low about herself and needs a pr moment and it hasn't let up. Hasn't she just signed on to do something else when Nine finishes up too? I know the kid is a baby but when will she know any sort of normal life? Where's the place she's going to call "home?" At least most new mom's in Hollywood take some time off but Nicole hasn't. It's actually kinda sad. I feel for the kid.

notachance said...

Sometimes I think the writers of this blog need to get out more and stop reading so much in to so little.

While I admit I like seeing pic's of Keith and little Sunday, I don't have a need to fabricate stories as to why they have appeared in a photog's lens.

Sonora_Melody said...

Tom who????

.... The guy who who dated a 26-year-old starlet in 2005 and managed to age her to look like 40 years old in 3 short years?

... The same guy booted out by Sumner Redstone/Paramount?

....The CoS second-in command?

Nicole must be thanking her lucky stars that she got out of that marriage.

Tara said...

She couldn't move for what a month after HE left Her.
Nope Tom Cruise was the thing that ever happened to Nicole Kidman.

hoosierlady said...

Sorry for your loss, doublewide.

Trust God to make you whole.

BRAVO!!! Urban Myths! Sing it sister!

hoosierlady said...

a440,

Nicole already has a pair, I'm sure of it.

TexasCourtJester said...

I think NK already has TWO pair - her own and Keith's. And the flush is on her giant red hands. Hummm, "go fish" refers to her lips. Some refer to her as the "Queen" of Oz. So I guess that makes Nic's life a boring game of cards. Fitting since her pr people are lousy at strategy games.

realitycheck said...

Funny UMyths you left out all things associated with TomKat and this play that make the "Couch-Jumping One" look bad. The rumors Tom was going to rent a home in NY for a ridiculous amount of money while Katie was doing the play. The stories that Tom refused to have a pic taken on the street with fans because he had to walk his wife to work. Yeah right. The man cant help himself from signing things at other peoples premieres. And is his wife 5 years old and its her first day of school? Give me a break. The stories about the Co$ protests have gotten more press than Katie's actual performance. Lets not forget Tom's assessment of Katie that night..."She's extraordinary". Haven't the two of them been saying that about each other since the dawn of time? Couldn't he find something else to say? Coincidentally I saw last week or the week before last some entertainment show that had back to back clips of both Tom and Katie saying that phrase over the years. "He's extraordinary!" "She's extraordinary!" It would have been funny if it wasn't so pathetic. All I can say to TomKat is lets get a new catchphrase!

And lets talk about the "Blue Room" Umyths. A play where both Nicole and her co-star had to play multiple characters over the course of the performance. A play where the director was the person who asked for the nudity. A play where both stars were nude, Ian Glen for a longer period than Nicole. He was the one who does the nude cartwheel. Nicole was nude and in shadow so I don't know where you think she was jumping around. So I can see whey you wouldn't want to discuss the actual facts of the play. It does nothing to help your argument.

I hope Katie gives a decent if not good performance. I don't wish any ill will towards her. In fact I hope she sees she's good enough on the inside to leave her husband and that cult for good.

cricket said...

An even better trivia question will be Does anyone remember who Keith Urbam's first wife was.

marcia said...

just finished reading andrew mortons unauthorized bio of tom cruise. judging from what's said about kidman, keith doesn't have a chance in hell of surviving this relationship----poor guy really.
all the scientology info is too much to comprehend. all of these people are freaks!!!!!

SettleDown said...
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SettleDown said...

I just saw this posted on E!

Who the heck is Quentin Crisp?
She looks just like him!

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hesaweiner said...

those weren't ku's true religion jeans, they are female jeans, she's wore them before but the brand escapes me.

Berry Hill said...

Lordy, she just sucked all sexy out of him again.

He oozed it-- he had IT-- when he strutted his stuff in NYC...

And in one of the pictures he looks sour and whipped again and he's holding Sunday's baby carrier like it's a baggy full of smelly dog doo.

Urban Myths said...

Lordy, she just sucked all sexy out of him again.

He oozed it-- he had IT-- when he strutted his stuff in NYC...


Yeah, she has a way of doing that, BH...so very sad...

Choice said...

Forgot "Meet the Fockers", it's time to "Meet the Kidmans" ...
http://nicole-kidman-journey.blogspot.com/

A440 said...

Lordy, she just sucked all sexy out of him again.

He oozed it-- he had IT-- when he strutted his stuff in NYC...

And in one of the pictures he looks sour and whipped again and he's holding Sunday's baby carrier like it's a baggy full of smelly dog doo.


I wonder whose idea this was. Nicole carries the baby. Keith carries the carrier. And the diaper bag.

Whose decision was it to always make him a minion? He's reduced, yet again, to the level of the help. Where is the nanny? Does he have to be photographed schlepping baby gear?

I don't blame him for being pissed off. I sure would be.

stillhopefull said...

He may be pissed off...but not enough to do anything about it. He is along for the ride and the money...sad as it may be!