Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Nicole Kidman's Diary - Part Two



My emotions are raw. I am sick of the child Brandon. Every time his snotty little brown face looks up at me and smiles, I have to restrain myself from striking him. He is stealing the scenes from me and it annoys me to no end. I hate working with children.

I hooked up with Isadora and Calum last night by webcam. They weren’t that interested in talking to me, but I had to tell them what I am doing, how hard it is and how very tired I am. I thought it would be good for them to know how much I worked for them. How much I sacrificed for them. Children are so self absorbed, however, and all they seemed to want to talk about was their friends. I got bored and told them I had to go. I love them so much and need them to tell me how much they love me and admire me.

I am dying to have a child, a real child…one from my womb. It would be so important to me to carry a child inside in my tummy and show everyone how young and vibrant I am. I have asked Keith many times but he wants to wait. His sobriety is something he feels he needs to work on. I’m so sick of hearing about his damn sobriety. I went through hell when he went in for treatment. Didn’t he realize what he put me through? Sometimes I think he has no idea how I’ve suffered for his addictions.

I am overwhelmed again. They are asking me to work from 9 am until 3 pm with only three one-hour breaks. It’s ridiculous. Is there no law against overextending people? Just because I am a star?

A woman from the local catering agency made eye contact with me today. I was simply appalled at her forwardness. I am an Oscar winner and I am the star of this movie. So, when she looked at me and smiled an acknowledgement, I almost blew. Keith told me to relax, she was just being pleasant. He is so easy. But it is clearly outlined in my contract that I do not have to tolerate impudence like this. I reported her to Baz and she was gone by the end of the day. That will show everyone what the appropriate standard of behavior is. I see some of them looking at me, out of the corner of my eye, but most look away immediately if I look toward them. I don’t mind them gazing at me in awe of my beauty, but the direct contact is completely unacceptable.

My forehead moved today! It did not move much, but I saw in the mirror a tiny line forming between my eye brows. The last treatment should have lasted longer. I hyperventilated and Keith had to rub my feet to calm me. Thank God he loves me so much. I immediately called my surgeon. Baz will fly him in as quickly as possible. Production must be halted in the meantime.

Baz came to ask me if it would be possible to film some of the sweeping scenes that don’t need close ups. I was amazed that he would ask me to step foot out of my trailer in this condition. I told him that he was pushing me to the limit, and if he didn’t stop, I might quit and where would he be? He backed off…and he and Keith had a conversation outside. I knew he was trying to get Keith to encourage me to work with him, but I don’t care if it is $250,000 per day when we can’t film. I am not exposing myself to any scrutiny because of my face. It is natural and pure and creamy white. Plus my lips will be fuller than ever after my surgeon has come.

This being the sixth day, Baz calls off the shoot and we will get the rest of today and tomorrow off. I am feeling so rejuvenated. It’s like I’m living in a dream land. The landscape is desolate and dreary and dusty and hot. I am so relieved to get out of this God forsaken place. People say I’m dreamie.

...to be continued


urbanfan said...

I LOVE this website! You are too funny! Sadly, it is so true.

Did anyone see the new People article yet?

The one where Keith says it is OUR award.....and mentions that she looks good in and out of his shirt?

Unfortunately, I had just eaten breakfast......the visual I got. EEK!

cricket said...

He's ruining all his songs by trying to connect them to her. Doesn't he realize that the only reason Shirt went to #1 was the fact that it had no connection to her. It was 6 years old,off of a great album before she came along and killed his muse. If he want's to keep the fans he has left he need to STFU about his skank. Great diary entry by the way. It's nice to read the truth from her for a change. LMAO

Choice said...

The diary is brilliant and to the point. Was the reference to Callum, rather than Connor, deliberate? I assume that is because she doesn't see him enough to remember his name.


Imahick said...

Yes...I believe that the name game has been used before to infer than Kidman has so little contact with her "adopted" children that she only has a fleeting recollection of their names. Sadly, it's funny.

banbotox said...

tee hee!

maclen said...

HA! Thanks to an Anonymous over at Forehead... who linked to this kidman Glamour piece...


... well it seems kidman's inept team actually does read URban Myths and has kidman quoting from the blogs... for now kidman has this to say about her "celebrity"...

...On being married to Tom Cruise: "I felt I became a star only by association. I didn't think [the early movies] were very good, which is why I would always cower in the background. I thought, I don't deserve to be here. We would go to the Oscars and I would think, I'm here to support him. I felt it was my job to put on a beautiful dress and be seen and not heard."

...so kidman is using our words as part of her PR now... she's a celeb simply because of cruise...but of course she must realize that her films today are also not very good... but that will be clear when Australia also flops... I predict next, she will ultimately admit to the botox...collogen... hell, why not the non smoking nonsense, once she realizes her career is over.

hoosierlady said...

I hate to bring this up, but, here goes.

Keith didn't write Shirt. Check your CD liner notes.

Anyhow, great diary, laughed and laughed and laughed.

I don't think this is the first time she's used this blog as a "how to" manual to give answers, is it Urban Myths?

It's been about 17 years, but the day she admits to smoking, I'm having a Marlboro 100, just for old time's sake.