Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Caption This...

We wanted to post this pic on the sidebar with a caption, but were at a loss for words. So, take your best shot.... We'll add it to the sidebar with the best caption.

57 comments:

Hatti said...

I'm just so gorgeous!! You know I am, eat your heart out!!! ((giggles))

maclen said...

Ha! Yeah, I'll try a few...

"Oh yesss, dauling...I've got both Rogaine AND Pro-active lined up for tv spots."

"Nick Rhodes of Duran Duran looks rather demused."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6253374.stm

...and of course that old stand by...

"Madame Tussauds Wax museum unveils another kidman display."

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blue sky said...

"Yes, I can honestly say that my face is tighter than Faith Margaret's face, but it is all natural. I haven't done a thing to my face, and I'm very proud of that."

"Sunday helped me with my lipstick this evening."

blue sky said...

Anybody else see the stretched lower eyelids? She has obviously had some type of eye or face lift. The result is the opposite of Kenny Rogers' upper eye lift.

Joan Crawford's eyebrows have resurrected.

hoosierlady said...

"I am wearing Fredrick`s of Hollywood, and my necklace is by Claire`s."

blue sky said...

I'm sorry to be the Energizer Bunny here and keep going and going, but I came across this and had to share. It doesn't go with the current topic, but I wanted you to see it. Do you notice the resemblance between the "nanny/assistant/gestational carrier" and the real Kidman?

http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2485019/nicole-kidman-keith-urban-target-10/fullsize/

http://i32.tinypic.com/2mzff5e.jpg

maclen said...

Yeah, clearly blue sky...a calculating PR monger like kidman WOULD want her "gestational carrier" to look AS CLOSELY to her as possible...and to have the carrier already on the payroll. It keeps the chance of pr leaks to a very minimum. But clearly kidman NO LONGER warrents the ultra speculation...besides the odd website they leak their usual dribble. And of course it would be useful to have a look alike on payroll to keep up the useless facade that the kid IS their "biological" child...and not from a surrogates egg. That sort of thing being made public would only concern a PR monger like kidman.

Choice said...

She looks drunk in this photo. Love that third lip. Looks like she is trying really hard to smile but she can feel the wax starting to crack. Reminds me of the movie "Death becomes her", except Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep are better actors.

Hatti said...

Yes maclen and if you look closely at Sunday's features and the PA's you will see the same like features.

Yes it is smart to have both children by the same woman. If you noticed when Moosie was sporting her rubber belly we did not see the pregnant PA. This time I guess she wants everyone to question it keeps her in limelight.

We have two more weeks to play games till the Oscars. She really has to pull something more then this. Of course I don't think anything will give her the Oscar!!

Tara said...

Nicole Kidman was seen recently in
costume for her staring role in the Joan Crawford Story.

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Hatti said...

Oh FF that poor PA !! She is going to be popping babies like puppies. I think after Sunday, she was given an offer she couldn't refuse!! How can she say no when her babies are there and she would have to leave without them?

Slavery!!!!!

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maclen said...

So...it seems apparent that the monkey's dream has ended. After losing interest in the orb's first single after it had first failed miserably to live up to even the monkey's own criteria for an "elite" country star...ie: a true elite country "superstar" can get their single, "into the top 20 within 4 weeks...and into the top 10 within 8 weeks"...yada yada...well, now AFTER 20 weeks it made it to #2...and is now falling faster than his album! Not a good sign AT ALL that the first single struggled so massively. And the fansies of course are now setting their sights ON THE NEXT single! As Ive been pointing out over the past few years regarding the orb...the clear and unmistakable signs of decline ARE ALWAYS present! This is just the latest. And as I;ve also pointed out...the country charts are simply a case of manipulation and gerrymandering...and without the support of an established record label... orb will continue to see these declines.

blue sky said...

Maybe she should work at getting Tom's kids back in her life before she causes more children to have a messed up childhood!

Tara said...

I used to be so excited when Keith was on TV but now I try to avoid it because he is so nauseating. He will be on the Super Bowl Pre Game show
on Fox (Uncle Rupys tv network)

Hatti said...

maclen, If this is the case that his album is in the basement and his single is following suit.

How will he maintain a tour? He is going with Jake Owens as his opener. Well does JO have the fans to fill the seats? KU certainly doesn't.

Anonymous said...

The calendar obliterates the latest conspiracy theory.

The photo of what you call her assistant and is actually a cousin attending Vanderbilt was taken in late October.

Obviously, not 7 months pregnant.

maclen said...

Hatti said...
maclen, If this is the case that his album is in the basement and his single is following suit.
How will he maintain a tour? He is going with Jake Owens as his opener. Well does JO have the fans to fill the seats? KU certainly doesn't."

Yeah, clearly Hatti, the 8 month difference from the release of his cd and the start of his tour is simply for orb to come up with the money to pay for it. And clearly orb is "downsizing"... because as I most certainly believe that he "lost his ride"...ie: capnash...I'll predict this years tour WILL NOT be as successful as last years...it just seems inevitable.

Hatti said...

wishful? Excuse me, but she was introduced as her PA three years ago and yes in Oct/10 she was very likely six months pregnant. This PA was pregnant when Moosie was sporting her rubber belly. It was very obvious she was hidden from view until she gave birth to Sunday.

Since Moosie had a tantrum and spilled the baby thing (most likely before the child was born) I would believe that this child is going to be smaller than her age.

So I don't know why it would be so unbelievable that Moosie girl wouldn't have her Personal assistant assist her in this charade. She pays KU to do the same.

Anonymous said...

You're excused.

G, a relative, WAS her assistant back in 2003, she is now a very part-time producer at Blossom and has been at Vanderbilt for some time. She has never been pregnant

Further, she has not been Kidman's personal assistant for over 3 years.

Hatti said...

Then your not talking about the one that is in the pic to the right of this blog. This one has been seen for three years on and off! And has the features of Sunday and was missing all the time she was pregnant and Moosie was sporting her rubber belly.

You must be talking about another assistant. Yes Moosie girl has had quite a few. She also tried to tell us the Nanny was a relative. I guess she figures if they are all relatives then it's ok to leave your kids for as long as you like.

Well cousin or not she is these kids mother so I guess she really feels good about leaving them! Cause she has been doing that since Sunday was born and now Maggie too.

maclen said...

So, I just checked the orb's performance at the Super Bowl...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nbH5htFjTY

...I see the "glam popstar" wannabe has perfected his "frosted highlights" to a prominant few at the front...they "pop" like neon...or perhaps they had black light to ascentuate his bling! I'm sure cyndey laupner is mighty proud! Very generic song...mediocre vocal...CLEARLY explained by commenter #3 as being...

"FOX doesn't know what the hell they're doing when it comes to live mixing. Apparently Keith couldn't hear himself when he sang too."

...oh yeah...that MUST have been it! Not much coverage of orb on the innertubes...seems orb simply gets a mention on most...but I'm sure the country sites are simply GUSHING! Weak...

Hatti said...

Well the PA that is with her in the Target pic at the right of this blog is the PA in question, she has been with Moosie from OZ to Hawaii from her terrible Awfulstralia movie to this last awful movie. So I don't know whom you are talking about but this is the person I am talking about.

Hatti said...

maclen...I don't believe KU would have had that gig if it wasn't for Ruppie since he owns FOX. I bet he wishes he didn't sign KU on now. His performance was less than stellar!!

smorgas91 said...

She looks like a hodge podge of herself from the early 00's...has on something she would have worn with cruise...her hairstyle and looks minus thick, cake make-up of dogville, interpreter and invasion.... okay, "...wouldn't you like to know how much I paid to look this plastic, aged, has-been...should have gotten paid for trying on the latest embalm fluid in my face...have I recaptured normal aging yet...help me!"

maclen said...

Hatti said...
"maclen...I don't believe KU would have had that gig if it wasn't for Ruppie since he owns FOX. I bet he wishes he didn't sign KU on now. His performance was less than stellar!!"

Well actually Hatti, when I first heard about orb "doing" the super bowl I had assumed he would be doing the half time show. What with the half time show being the center of attention in the past...but orb was simply relegated to preshow. And as you mention, if he cant get it with murdoch's fox doing the bowl, when can he?

Anonymous said...

Hatti,

G WAS her asst. She became a producer at Blossom over 3 years ago, a part time job.

She attends Vanderbilt AND was a visible producer on OZ radio and in the press during the time of your conspiracy theory.

blue sky said...

The young assistant seems to have quite the career already in her young age. She was Kidman's assistant 8 years ago? Was she like 16 years old then? It sounds like she has a successful career being a producer, but let's go with the theory that she is a college student at Vanderbilt. Would a college student head over to Hawaii to be Kidman's assistant (while she is a producer for another production company that isn't producing the Sandler movie) when she should be studying and taking her spring finals at that time? I don't think a Vanderbilt college student could have the travel schedule that Kidman has and continue successfully with their studies. Let me guess, all of her classes are internet-based.

smorgas91 said...

...what's a big deal, here's a ripe female at the prime of her life to donate fresh eggs from and physically resembling NK somewhat...could get a surrogate from a third source, there are plenty of them. NK knows no bounds when messing with mother nature--looke at her face--like her predecessor, michael jackson, what stops her in procreating a pr or designer (er, tho physically & mentally not quite) baby? Anything is possible with this weird celebrity...but got to have KU sperms, which he likely is getting paid for. Got to have his, otherwise the baby will look too far out...which raises the same issue many of us asking, for a man who makes approx $20Million+ or so tagged for years, why he needs to be so mercernary or her money is more interesting (her, she CAN'T procreate, period)...so will state the obvious, one conclusion - he has never made the kind of money quoted, in fact, he's likely quite poor by celebrity standards

hoosierlady said...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2njq2Guqp4c/TVG6pDlvlJI/AAAAAAABflM/GQ2F5zQuvCU/s1600/208%2Bhb5.jpg

so close to the wardrobe malfunction "2011 Oscar Edition" I could spit on it.

I know, I'm over anxious, wait on it.

A440 said...

Check out Her Ladyship from this angle.

http://www.sawfnews.com/Fashion/66287.aspx

maclen said...

So, just to add some "hard data" into the thread..."indisputable' proof of orb's decline. Seems orb continues to trail in the business of selling cds...

http://www.roughstock.com/blog/album-sales-remain-steady-this-week

Taylor Swift Speak Now 30,707 this week- 3,109,295 total

Jason Aldean My Kinda Party 25,622 this week- 791,895 total

Lady Antebellum Need You Now 19,292 this week 3,158,016 total

Zac Brown Band You Get What You Give 13,758 this week- 649,711 total

Kenny Chesney Hemingway's Whiskey 13,052 this week- 668,202 total

Rascal Flatts Nothing Like This 12,188 this week- 593,995 total

Sugarland Incredible Machine 10,350 this week- 825,582 total

Miranda Lambert Revolution 7,582 this week - 1,156,565 total

Zac Brown Band Foundation 7,491 this week- 2,496,707 total

Keith Urban Get Closer 5,981 this week -514,157 total

HA! I'm amused by the articles quote...

"Keith Urban’s Get Closer has now sold Gold and feels like it’s on its way to Platinum."

..."feels like?" Sounds like a monkey's wishful thinking...at 5k sold a week, orb should reach that platinum mark in just over 2 years...as opposed to the 1 year and 8 months the orb's previous cd, Defying Sales, was "certified" platinum...clearly for total units "shipped"...but quite realistically on the numbers sold last recorded...NOT SOLD! Quite the impressive feat for the "elite" country star! Will be interesting to note what next weeks sales will be after orb's mediocre performance at the super bowl...I'm sure it will be "stellar'...stellarly pathetic!

hoosierlady said...

http://www.showbizspy.com/article/225914/nicole-kidman-sunday-rose-has-strong-opinions-on-fashion.html

Awwww. . .

This is the stuff that makes me proud. If she said this, how many times has this been said by you know who?

She doesn't pay any attention to the tabloids. Right.

I love it when she starts to run out of script.

Hatti said...

Yes hoosier, seems she has to wait to see what is next from Suri. It certainly isn't from first hand experience. You have to be there to appreciate it. Who wants to be near squealing screeching kids!! Not Moosie girl that's for sure!! ((giggles)))

Did you notice that Sunday is voicing her opinions a year earlier then Suri? Of course she is darling....she is going to college with her cousin next year!! ((giggles))))))))))))))

notachance said...

I think she would be the perfect person to play Joan Crawford in a "Mommie Dearest" remake.

Hatti said...

notachance, She is developing the eyebrows as we speak!! ((giggles))

maclen said...

So, wasnt it a foregone conclusion that kidman's next movie choice would be a critical catastrphe?

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/just_go_with_it/

I think roger ebert summed it up most succinctly...

"The people in this movie are dumber than a box of Tinkertoys."

Kidman can simply toss this movie onto her massive flop dungheap. So most likely, sandler will get his "brain damaged frat boy" crowd out to turn a slight profit on the film, but all that kidman will get is a cementing that she cannot do comedy.

Tara said...

Interesting isn't it that "Don't go to it" is a flop.
I wonder how she will feel on Sunday as her husband wins his fourth Grammy. I just bet we will hear that crap about its our award.

Anonymous said...

A question for you maclen. What do you think?
http://www.thestate.com/2011/02/11/1690506/hot-with-oscar-buzz-colin-firth.html

maclen said...

mikki said...
"A question for you maclen. What do you think?"
http://www.thestate.com/2011/02/11/1690506/hot-with-oscar-buzz-colin-firth.html

Ha! This production sounds "penny ante"...lets see...

"a family mystery-drama that South Korean filmmaker Chan Wook-Park is making as his first English-language movie"

"Penned by actor Wentworth Miller,..."

...looks like this Wook-park specializes in video shorts...and nothing else of note in the states...and ACTOR Miller...lets see...has ZERO screenplays to his name! Is this article a joke? Firth and kidman are "HOT with oscar buzz?...and this is the best that they can do? Sounds like another "4 week shoot with no dressing rooms or make up people...bring your own wardrobe...with a "credit card" budget"...hoping....just HOPING to once again hit awards gold! And kidman must REALLY want to stretch her acting muscles...she's playing...a mother?

Hatti said...

She's playing a mother? Oh well that won't go over well. Shes failed miserably at that!! ((giggles)))

hoosierlady said...

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7749470/nicole_kidman_outshines_katie_holmes.html

Nicole has achieved her goal!!!!

Can we all stay home now?

maclen said...

hoosierlady said...
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7749470/nicole_kidman_outshines_katie_holmes.html

"Nicole has achieved her goal!!!!

Can we all stay home now?"

HA! It seems hoosier, that you may have found one of the authors of the now defunct "pro-kunk" blogs contributing to this "community based" site! But blimey, such "idol" and "speculative" gossip from an apparent kunk miser? I thought only you "SKEPTICS" engaged in that!?

David's girl said...

"Excuse me Ms Kidman?"
"Yuurrss...(burp)"
"The Museum of Natural History called...they'd like their porcelain Kabuki mask returned please....after you've wiped your makeup off it of course"

maclen said...

So, orb took the grammy last night...lets see, he was up against...Jamey Johnson...David Nail...Chris Young? Not exactly country household names now are they? So apparently chesney, paisley, aldren... ruckus etc didnt qualify in this category? Looks to me the orb is Grammys little awards pet! Orb took last years grammy as well, right...YET was bupkis in the PURE Country awards last year. Another hilarious point i got last night as I was checking out some early grammy live blogs...more than a few were pointing out that, AMAZINGLY, the performers ALSO seemed to then win the grammy moments after they just finished performing on the show...boy wasnt that just a "karmic koincidence"...(FIX!!...cough cough) The Grammys, it seems, ARE JUST like the MTV music awards!

Unknown said...

Another one for you maclen. What do you think?
http://www.screendaily.com/news/europe/hallstrom-set-to-start-the-danish-girl-shoot-in-july/5023729.article

A few weeks ago NK said she was having problems getting financing for Danish Girl. Now suddenly its a go.

If you read all the articles, the film with Colin Firth is not deffinate. Some say in negotiations, some say "rumored".

So, since its oscar voting time, is this NK putting it out there that shes "in demand". Funny, whats missing in her PR is the HBO film which was scheduled to begin filming this month. But of course, thats just a TV movie, not worthy of mentioning for an oscar nominee.

maclen said...

mike said...
"Another one for you maclen. What do you think?'
http://www.screendaily.com/news/europe/hallstrom-set-to-start-the-danish-girl-shoot-in-july/5023729.article

Hey mike, welcome to the blog...yeah, as Ive been commenting for the past 2 years...or more...I have to actually see this thing begin before I believe it! And I agree, this is all simply PR BS overload to give the impression she is in demand. Honestly, I thought the firth/film story was a true joke...AND it is the level of stuff kidman is reduced to.

maclen said...

So, in the return of "Late Night Musings"...

After a few weeks of the usual lame PR appearences, the ridiculous interviews and the launching of yet another PR baby...seems mutt and jeff have not made much of an impact. Kidman's film is down 29% gross from last weekend...and at only 1.8 mil will be lucky to gross 2mil on the newly "adjusted" budget of 5 mil.

http://boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/

And after his pathetic jobs of valet/purse holder in his monkeysuit at awards redcarpets...orbs cd is still selling an anemic 5k cds for this past week, and has in fact fallen from #78 last week to #99 this week on the selling list. I guess orbs lackluster performance at the Superbowl did nothing for his sales. I'm not very surprised. As the saying goes...NOTHING multiplied by ANYTHING...at all...still equals NOTHING!

F.I.N.E said...

"orbs cd is still selling an anemic 5k cds for this past week, and has in fact fallen from #78 last week to #99 this week on the selling list."

Yep, tell the space cowboy that his CD has entered the earth's atmosphere and is writing his Baby Girl's name in the sky, lol.

maclen said...

F.I.N.E said...
"Yep, tell the space cowboy that his CD has entered the earth's atmosphere and is writing his Baby Girl's name in the sky, lol."


Yes, but I imagine the message is more like..."Surrender kidman"...no way in hell she has ANY hope of taking another oscar!
So, back to the orb's numbers. You know how it goes...in music, usually as in films...naturally the grosses diminish as the weeks after the are released go on. The grosses and cd sales units start to drop. BUt looking at the country cd sales charts for this past week according to Billboard county albums...

#1- Jason Aldren- 27k cds sold- 14 weeks

#2- Taylor Swift- 27k cds sold- 15 weeks

#3- Lady Ant- 17k cds sold- 54 weeks

#4- Zac Brown Band- 15k cds sold- 20 weeks

#5- Rascal Flatts- 15k cds sold- 12 weeks

#6- Kenny Chesney- 13k cds sold - 19 weeks

#9- Sugarland- 11k cds sold- 16 weeks

#12- Miranda Lambert- 8k cds sold- 71 weeks

#22- Orb- 5k cds sold- 12 weeks

If you'll notice, orb's cd, along with Rascal Flatts, are the youngest cds at 12 weeks...yet orb's cd is the LOWEST seller of these top sellers. And even Rascal Flatts is STILL selling 3 times the cds as orb. Even Lambert, who's cd has been out 71 weeks...is outselling the orb's. Yet orb continues to do EVERYTHING WRONG. He isnt due to start touring for 4 months...thats 16 weeks...and how LOW will his cds drop in sales by this June? He'll probably be lucky to get a "bump" of sales of...probably 5K cds per week by that time!

hoosierlady said...

Is it just me or is the "good vibrations" over our girl reaching a fever pitch? It's almost nauseating.

This must have set her back a chunk of change. Hope it's worth it, whatever "it" is.

Hatti said...

So do you think KU's sick CD has sent KU into counseling?? Well, I'm sure it has to be something he is doing. Moosie girl is too perfect for it to be any fault of hers that they have to see a marriage counseler!!! (((giggles)))

A440 said...

She didn’t give birth, but Nicole Kidman still got a “push present” from husband Keith Urban when their baby daughter Faith was born to a surrogate.
Keith's "push present" for his wife:

According to a friend, Keith designed an emerald-and-diamond cross that he gave Nicole soon after Faith was delivered.

“Keith worked with a jeweler, but he pretty much came up with the look,” a friend explained. “He spent around $120,000.”

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]

LindaMarie said...

Like I almost believe that. Keith is cheap. And why in the world would he get her a present? She didn't do anything.