Sunday, April 1, 2007

Let's Welcome Nicole into our Urban Family!

She chose him at G’day LA. She pursued him all over America. She made him feel that there was no other woman besides herself. She gave him world wide fame. She brought the spotlight to Nashville. She helped expose all that too many were keeping secret. Finally, by his own admission she saved his life… I think it is safe to say that Nicole Kidman is part of our Urban family.

As a magazine editor and well known poster on every Keith Urban board known to man, I want to thank the folks here at Urban Myths for allowing me to ask all of your readers to contribute to a special project.

It is my belief that we need to show our love and support for this very special marriage by giving Nicole something she wants. Can you imagine how happy Keith will be when he sees the pleasure in the woman that means everything to him as she receives a gift from his fans? I know that image is in my head and the joy that shows on his face all the time these days could be tripled by our surprise.

This is where I need your help. I believe that all Urban fans throughout the world should join together and buy a unity goat for Nicole for their first anniversary. Can you imagine the smile on Keith's face as he spreads the cheese on a scone for his blushing bride made from the milk of a goat given to him from his fans? Isn't this a lovely way of welcoming Nicole to our family by giving her what she wants? No more paparazzi or fan harassment when Nicole Urban goes to Whole Foods. Why? Because she won't need to. No more trips to Starbucks -- their lattes and other drinks can be made with goat’s milk. No more trips into town from their future farm because the goat can be used for breeding, meat, and even making an adorable sweater for Keith. I think this is an ideal gift and something all us monkeys can get behind. So I am asking all of you to make a contribution to the Getting Nicole's Goat fund.

I am asking for all of you to contribute in one of four ways.

You can donate money in the amounts of $19.99, $20.02, $20.04 or $20.06. These are the years that Keith's solo CD's came out- isn't that cute?

You can raise money by having Keith Urban buckeye sales at local bake sales. I know that most bake sales are for other worthy causes but explain Nicole's desire for a billy and I am sure you can get even more money.

The third way is to sell your Keith Urban scrapbooks on Ebay and send us the money.

And the final way to contribute should be done this week. Go get a big basket -- and it would be best if you wore a bunny suit, but, if you can't that fine, just go door to door and explain why you are collecting money. I just bet your friends and neighbors will be impressed by your love for our couple and will probably give you a lot of money. As you are doing the fundraising mention that people can join the fan club - get their names so Looooook can give you special prizes over at Monkeyville (please note that Keithurban.nut, nor anyone involved with him in any way, is behind this.)

Get your money ready as June is right around the corner. Send the money to me at the following address:

Ms. Rearender
1417 Demon Drive
Nashville, TN 37203

We will send the goat to Nicole on her new movie set.Won't Keith be so happy that we are showing our Urban love?Also, the person who raises the most money will be told when Nicole's new movie will be opening in their town. That makes me want to wear the bunny suit and hop on down the road.

Thanks and lots of monkey-love!!!!

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Holy Easter Bunny...that's a great idea. I was going to donate the money for a goat to a charity in Africa...but this one for Nicole seems so much more worthwhile. Thanks Ms. Rearender.

Does anyone know where I can rent a bunny suit? LOL

Anonymous said...

Absolutely brilliant!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

OMG - I am LMAO -this was great!!

Anonymous said...

Wow!! Ms Rearender! You sound like a true fan! This is an aussome idea. I am going to hop on over to MV right now and make sure my membership is all paid up for the next 10 years!

I am sure we will find the perfect, extraordinary goat just for her.

Anonymous said...

Geez, I started reading this and thought...WTF? I don't bash her much, but nor would I want to give her any gift. Then, I read the gift you wanted to give her and realized it was a joke.

Apparently, they're saying she probably doesn't need that fertility goat now since rumor has it this time around they may be right and she is indeed pregnant.
I still wouldn't give her a present either way, nor would I give "them" a baby gift, nor Keith buckeyes.

Why would you spend your hard earned money on a gift for a couple who has beaucoup bucks and will probably just toss it in the can anyway! lol

music said...

Great blog. I love this line:
"I know that image is in my head and the joy that shows on his face all the time these days could be tripled by our surprise."

I'm all for anything that brings the joy back to the Urban face. LOL!

Anonymous said...

This is an awesome urban idea! Maybe a certain marinagirl and a certain magazine editor can put it together for all the monkeys. Maybe the magazine editor with all her contacts can get a billboard constructed too, so it would get even more exposure and donations. And, if the teenagers over on the .nut board would forego just ONE concert this year, they could use some of their allowance money to donate. He he he!!

Elmer Fudd (The Skeptic Formerly Known as The Bunny Hunter said...

Oh you silly wabbitz!

To think I made my hubby get rid of our two mini-goats years ago just because they urinated and crapped all over my front steps of my house everytime they escaped from their pen. They would also ram me in the rear while I was doing my gardening. I can't wait for her to experience the fun and joy of having goat(s).

Had we not gotten rid of the pains in the arse, I would have gladly contributed them to this fine gift giving idea. I can't wait to see the look on her face when the goat(s)arrive!

We can finally say, "Welcome to the Urban Family Mrs. Kidman, Welcome!"

Anonymous said...

I have some money for you! I just sold all my old Keith Urban cd's at my garage sale! Unfortunately, I only got $1.98.

elmer fudd said...

I have four or five concert t-shirts - what do you think I can get for those on eBay? I'll donate that to the fund as well.

Anonymous said...

I I would LOVE too! But only on the condition that the goat be of Australian decent, and come with a scrapbook. Oh and copy to his Mum!
But we have GOT to NAME the goat; since Nabru is already taken, Elocin, would be perfectly appropriate, don't you think???

Anonymous said...

Oh Monkeys! This is the best Monkey gift ever!!! Oh where are the smilies, I need smilies to show just how excited this Monkey is about showing our Monkey King and Queen our luv!:):):)

I know how much Nic wants her goat and she just loves Nashville so much, I just know she does. I really think we should include Nic's parents into our Urban family and make a scrapbook for them too, I'm sure they will love it and I will head up that project and maybe Loooooook can set up a way that I could get my, I mean our scrapbook to Keith and Nic.

Monkey Hugs Everyone!!!!!!:):):):)

Anonymous said...

The GETTING NICOLE'S GOAT fund is such a worthy cause, and she is so deserving.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"Oh Monkeys! This is the best Monkey gift ever!!! Oh where are the smilies, I need smilies to show just how excited this Monkey is about showing our Monkey King and Queen our luv!:):):)

I know how much Nic wants her goat and she just loves Nashville so much, I just know she does. I really think we should include Nic's parents into our Urban family and make a scrapbook for them too, I'm sure they will love it and I will head up that project and maybe Loooooook can set up a way that I could get my, I mean our scrapbook to Keith and Nic."

Monkey Hugs Everyone!!!!!!:):):):)

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You said it best!!! :) :) :) :) :)

Anonymous said...

Ms. Rearender this was a brilliant idea for such a worthy cause!
Count me in!!
I can run around to everyone's house and take pictures so we can put them into the scrapbook. Just to see the joyful expression on Nic's face will be worth every tank of gas I have to purchase.

jumping monkey said...

OMG OMG OMG I'm sooooo excited!
We should like get them a PAIR!!! They could like mate - OMG and then they would have baby goats, which I learned in school are called kids!!!

Kids for the Kidmans - like how totally cool is that!!!!

OMG - I can't wait to tell my friends at school tomorrow!! We totally could join up to add it to our MySpace pages too!

I'm having a banana in your honor Ms. Rearender! ;-)

Loooook should make you an honorary lifetime fan club member for such a totally monkeytastic idea!!!

Anonymous said...

This is like the most brillant idea like EVER! I am feverishly looking through my stuff so I can like sell it and donate the money to the Goat fund. This is a way better idea than those stupid scrapbooks. There's like so much more stuff you can do with a goat. Hmmm...I wonder where they'll like raise it?

Anyways I'm going to get my money like together and get it out to you ASAP! OMG I am sooooo excited!

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Anonymous said...

I don't usually get on board with these blogs - but I have to admit that this one was f'n funny!

Get Nicole's Goat Fund - LMAO!

Anonymous said...

I think that we should get George Jones and Shooter Jennings to deliver the goat.

Anonymous said...

OMG...Yeah...George could like deliver the goat in Keith's old impala. He can like drop it off at Keith's ranch in Nashville. I'm so excited. I'm going to embroider a few goat collars with my name and phone number on them, in case Nicole wants me to make some collars for Keith. She has him on a pretty short leash these days, so I bet some nice soft collars will cut down on the chaffing!

Anonymous said...

Now this one was great!!! I've been wondering what gift was appropriate for this FANTASTIC couple!!!

Anonymous said...

What if we like send a picture of us with the goat to Fiona at Keith's street team? Do you think that like maybe we'd get the chance at those two extraordinary meet & greet opportunities?

Anonymous said...

What if we like send a picture of us with the goat to Fiona at Keith's street team? Do you think that like maybe we'd get the chance at those two extraordinary meet & greet opportunities?

What a FANTASTIC idea!!! Oh, I am so excited about this project!!! Thanks so much you guys for thinking up this project. Woohoo!!! I am IN!!!

moon star said...

Important things to remember should you contribute to this project:

** everyone will get a bracelet saying 'Urban Family UNITED' and thereby we will know each other when we meet at concerts. It'll be like a secret handshake. ;)

** and don't forget Kids -- if you do get chosen for the KUBE, you will DEFINITELY be served wheat crackers and goat cheese, what a treat!

** And best of all -- a stuffed version of said goat (let's call him Billy-Bob Nabru) will indeed make it's way to your town soon for a photo op with you only!

LOL

Anonymous said...

** And best of all -- a stuffed version of said goat (let's call him Billy-Bob Nabru) will indeed make it's way to your town soon for a photo op with you only!
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Oh...we can mail Billy Bob Nabru around the country like flat stanley. How fun!