Wednesday, April 4, 2007

An Open Letter to Nicole Kidman

Dear Nic,

We aren't that stupid

one photo does not confirm motherhood...


a happy marriage...

or residency.....

Love,

The Skeptics

41 comments:

Anonymous said...

And while we are at it..

Why oh why can't you just let Keith have his moment in the stoplight. He did something good yesterday at the W.O. Smith Music School yesterday but instead of coverage of that in People we get to see your well staged photo op just to "prove" that you still live in Nashville. BTW..how's the search for the goat and the farm going..rolling eyes

Anonymous said...

We knew she would have to make a stop in Nashville for a photo to prove how much she loves living on Keith's ranch (he doesn't have a ranch!) and milking the goat.

She hasn't been there since October and likely spent one day there before leaving for Oz...where she's scheduled to stay for six months. By the time she's back in the US...assuming she goes to Nashville at that time ...it'll be a year...with ONE visit in Nashville during that time.

Yes...she loves it there and feels so earthed on Keith's ranch ... because she is such a down to earth girl. Right.

Anonymous said...

Keith did a lovely thing for the WO Smith Music School, but did PEOPLE cover that? Nope...they had to pick up on NK going to a hockey game in Nashville with her husband, Keith Kidman. Such a shame, but NK's PR staff are a powerful hardworking crew...and you gotta give them credit for getting NK in the media all the time.

I'd rather read about Keith supporting the music school and helping underpriviledged kids get access to musical instruments. I will never understand why NK wouldn't let him get his day in the sun, but it is almost a foregone conclusion that she will steal the limelight and get press coverage for doing nothing!

Anonymous said...

This one's really reaching... that all you got?

Anonymous said...

This one's really reaching... that all you got?
April 4, 2007 10:57 PM

Nuff said!

elmer fudd said...

Anonymous said...
This one's really reaching... that all you got?
April 4, 2007 10:57 PM

Nuff said!

April 5, 2007 5:04 AM
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We call it like we see it! What part of that don't you understand or agree with?

We aren't that stupid? - That's for damn sure - we can read her like a book. We are able to predict the photo ops! If she only had half a brain!

one photo does not confirm motherhood... - you have to spend time with children to be a mother - perhaps she needs to start taking lessons from Katie!

a happy marriage... - six words for you there - "Rehab after four months of marriage"! Need we say more?

or residency..... - staying in a home one night in the past six months doesn't make it a home! Naomi's house is her home now! I hope she found some stray M&Ms underneath the couch cushion and her bed pillow, and along side the bathtub. I wonder how many Nashville residents she blew off on this visit? Do you get more "earthed" on this visit Grandma, I mean Nic? Pretty soon you will be a fine goat handler!

Anonymous said...

oh, this ain't all we've got. and i wouldn't call it reaching either. methinks YOU don't have a good response, so this is all you've got.

Anonymous said...

Hey, Keith is the fool that allowed the goat handler to accompany him on the trip to Nashville. Maybe you should be blaming him for handing over his own spotlight, THAT seems to be the real theme here, doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

that all you got?
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Same could be asked of Nic and her photo ops

And yes, ulimately it is Keith's fault for letting it happen.

Anonymous said...

the "balless" boy wonder was present and accounted for yet again...
you know as much as i can't stand kidman..i almost have to give her credit...she sure knows how to handle her p-whipped men..

good thing you did yesterday keith..to bad you let her screw it up...

Anonymous said...

Shame on the famehoar for not letting him have something GOOD for himself. How dare Keith Urban make an appearance. The balless monkey is now brainless to boot as his her spinless Mr. Kidman.

Me thinks the marinagirl, the binay and the cindy/max should go together and make a scrapbook with Tweena from Oz for the goat-wanting hussy for her birthday in June!

Anonymous said...

Nic is a ruthless, selfish spolite whore with no reguards to her children and she can't act to boot!

But reguardless, Keith's life and his downward spiral are due to his own actions, greed, desire for fame, mistrust, allowing for others to call the shots. He only has himself to blame.

Anonymous said...

well said ! yep you are right he has no one to blame but himself.

Anonymous said...

Nicole Kidman is a master at media manipulation. She does not have to say a word, just place a hand at a certain location, wear a pair of pants a certain way, pose in a dress or show up in a location (to where the paps would never be unless they were told to be there)...or upstage someone at their event or shortly after (in Nashville this week). She is also obviously extremely self centered, as demonstrated by her inability to allow her children their own moments when with her, or Keith when he is doing his own thing.
One sign of maturity is being able to be happy for someone elses success, that they have earned and deserved on their own merit. Nicole Kidman has not yet attained that maturity. On the other side, Keith Urban has not learned that a relationship REQUIRES give and take, and she is doing all the taking, but HE is allowing that to happen, this will cause resentment and ultimately could be the cause of a failed marriage.

Anonymous said...

The timing of these photo ops are so predictable. Everytimg Keith does something good for KEITH, within 24 hours SHE, yes SHE makes sure the attention turns to her away from her husband. Women who truly love their husband, not only let them shine but HELP them shine.

Your intent is too obvious Nicole Kidman. Not buying the love! And while I am at it, Miss Kidman (and yes I mean "miss" since you have never done anything to make it seem like you are Mrs. Urban), why have you never openly expressed your love for your husband? He seems to toot your horn all the time. Yet you never say anything about him, not even his name.

I bet if his name was TOM you would have no problem with that.

Your intent is too obvious. You needed a sexy man to make you look younger. Guess what! He now looks like an old fart, thanks to you!

Anonymous said...

Keith Kidman is slowly destroying all he worked for.

Many have lost respect for him.

He allows this to happen.

His peers think he's joke.

Nashville is laughing.

Anonymous said...

Hey Nic..remember this interview..

Kidman To Quit Acting When She Falls in Love
20 May 2003 (WENN)
Oscar winning beauty Nicole Kidman plans to give up acting when she falls in love again - because she finds the movie industry so draining. The Australian actress - who dazzled crowds at the Cannes Film Festival yesterday, promoting new movie Dogville - will step back from her career when she settles down with a new partner. She says, "I probably won't do this for the rest of my life - there's other things that interest me. I think probably when I fall in love, that's when I'll stop doing as much of this because I'll want to settle down again." Kidman, 35, insists there will be no sudden announcement when she decides to quit - instead she plans to "slowly dwindle away." She adds, "This life is burn-out life in a way. You give so much of yourself and you've got to step away from it at some stage. You can't do it forever and ever."

As someone else pointed out..guess that means your not really in love.

And would you please just "slowly dwindle away" cos we are soooooo tired of your bad movies and your sucubus ways

Anonymous said...

You little people are so contradictory. In one breath you say...

"We aren't that stupid? - That's for damn sure - we can read her like a book. We are able to predict the photo ops! If she only had half a brain!"

and in another you say...

"Nicole Kidman is a master at media manipulation."

Which is it? If one wants to manipulate the media and slant it to their own liking I think someone would have to have more than half a brain wouldn't you think? Or how about someone who makes about $20 mill.a picture regardless if the picture sucks or not and has their own jet with houses skattered all over the world would seem to be pretty savvy...you think?


Though I don't believe Keith is quite "ball-less" or "pussy-whipped", I do have to agree with the rest of this statement.

"the "balless" boy wonder was present and accounted for yet again...
you know as much as i can't stand kidman..i almost have to give her credit...she sure knows how to handle her p-whipped men.."

She knows exactly whats she doing and how she wants to accomplish it and you all griping about her lack of brains or stupidity isn't even making a blip on her radar screen.
So you redneck skeptics should just crawl back in your double-wide and go back to eating your Supersize bag of cheetos.

elmer fudd said...

After looking at her hair in the hockey game pictures, sorry, I could never eat another Cheetoh again!

Anonymous said...

Nicole Kidman has the best PR her money can buy. It doesn't require her to have more than half a brain, just lots of money. The PR people have the brains and they know that the Keith and Nicole fanatics will believe every word of their spin.

Anonymous said...

What I don't understand is why you "other little people" come over here and start name calling. Is this not America? Can we not have an opinion? If you have one, GREAT! Share it....but do you have to act like a 5 year old with the name calling? Is that how you get your kicks, putting other people down?

By the way, if you're gonna talk about someone having half a brain, get a dictionary so you can spell your words right. Scattered is spelled with a C not a K.

If you don't like what you read over here, Go Away! Join your friends on the .nut board. We don't come over there and call you guys freaks for believing everything you read, so don't come over here and call us rednecks for calling this marriage what it really is....a sham!

Anonymous said...

You took two different statements, from two DIFFERENT people and said they contradict each other. How is that possible? Unlike the bunnies, we don't all share a brain, so we will have different opinions about things. So that remark is ridiculous.

"Blip on her radar screen" ???
Who said we were trying to get Nicole to listen? She is a self-centered, ego-maniac who cares about no one but herself. you'd think her kids would get at least a little attention from her, but that never happens. As much as she "tries to keep them out of the spotlight" all you have to do is mention her being a bad mother and she plasters their faces on every rag mag in the world. Way to go, Nic, way to respect their privacy. Good on ya Mate! BRAVO...you almost had us fooled!!

Anonymous said...

So you redneck skeptics should just crawl back in your double-wide and go back to eating your Supersize bag of cheetos.
I think both Keith and Nicole would be disgusted to think that someone defended him, not with facts, but by insulting a huge part of his original fan base. The person in that double wide is just as deserving of respect as anyone else. Name calling is the last resort of a small mind.

Anonymous said...

"The person in that double wide is just as deserving of respect as anyone else. Name calling is the last resort of a small mind."
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Interesting point, considering on the skeptic board you spend countless hours - yes, hours - hunting, bashing, sniffing out, whatever bunnies. You call that respect?

You skeptics (and I use that term skeptically*) say everyone is entitled to their point of view? Not really, it appears that yours is the only one that counts - anyone else's just seems to get bashed.

*Yeah, maybe you really should look it up on dictionary.com, cause I don't see y'all as skeptics, but more like you've completely crossed over the line into lunacy. I'm a skeptic, unsure of where things are with Keith, Nicole, Keith & Nicole together. I don't bash or hate Nicole, I don't bash or hate Keith for being with her, as it's very clear y'all do.

Take a look in the mirror and see just who you really are.

Anonymous said...

Take a look in the mirror and see just who you really are.
April 7, 2007 6:59 AM

I know exactly who I am. Someone who doesn't spend hours or days bashing anyone. Someone who doesn't post on boards all over the internet. Someone who doesn't waste my time or money making scrapbooks or buckeyes or collecting monkeys.
But when I see something that is just WRONG-I gotta say it.

If it looks like a duck and stinks like a duck-it's a duck. Keith & Nicole=a stinky duck!

Anonymous said...

I am appalled by the immature nature of a few of these posts. If you believe that Nicole Kidman is the best mother there is, post it. If you think that she and Keith are in love and the marriage will last forever, post it.

But to lower yourself to the point of calling others names and grouping everyone with a view that varies from yours into a group of lunatics (your word) is very sad. It takes all the credibility away from your point of view and makes you look bitter and twisted with dislike for people you have never met. People call the "skeptics" bitter, but at least their issues are aimed at celebrities who put themselves out there for the world to judge.

Anonymous said...

Kidman is teflon. The chatter was getting louder about her never being seen with her kids ... voila...one picture and she's good til next year. What a wonderful Mother Nicole is...she took her kids to the award show and sat with them. The fact that they all looked dreadfully uncomfortable together and on the orange carpet, the kids kept their distance, well, that is noted but hushed up.

All I can say is she has a heck of a PR team. They definitely earn their pay cheques.

And...after the five month absence from her home in Nashville that she loved so much, she made her obligatory appearance and got her picture taken with her loving husband, for the record. This was an absolutely necessary picture to have taken because she's leaving the US to shoot the epic in Oz...so will be gone again for at least six months. It's so good to be earthed.

Keith needed to make an appearance in music city...because inspite of his denial of his country roots when he was in Oz...he needs those roots while in the US. Oh how complicated the whole promotional thing gets with international communications and the internet. It makes it so hard to say what you know each audience wants to hear, and not say something that might offend one of them.

Anonymous said...

Take a look in the mirror and see just who you really are.

I am someone who thinks there are good people growing up in those double wides who don't deserve to be lumped into these celebrity bashings just because you can't think of anything intelligent to say. I never said I was a skeptic. All kinds of people read this blog and sometimes we see a statement that is so obnoxious we have to reply.

Anonymous said...

Rednecks living in doublewides

This is absolutely moronic and ignorant to try to say in slamming people. Apparantly you aren't aware of the very famous actors/actresses who do live in double wides in a beach side community in Calif. Because there was no room to build houses. What they pay to live in those, you could never afford.

A billionaire mogel lives in a double wide in N. Calif.

People I know live in them on hundreds of acres, you could not afford. People need to get past the old visual of trailer trash. For one, these double wides have more upgrades and are built better than many home pre 1980's.

Some prefer to live in them, because money spent on such a home gives more space and land then your typical home.

I know of even lottery winners who bought land and put several double wides on property for family members, a covered in ground pool, satellite dishes, storage for all their 4 wheelers, jet skis, boats and all high end furniture and appliaces.

And :gasp: many doublewides cost MORE than a typical home!

Get over yourselves with such ignorant statements!

Anonymous said...

So you redneck skeptics should just crawl back in your double-wide and go back to eating your Supersize bag of cheetos.
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amazingly enough i have met much more ignorant "trailer trash"outside of those "trailor parks" than i ever have in them...

elmer fudd said...

I'm just amazed at the personal attacks the bunnies make on the skeptics. It is taking place here and on other public boards that I read. The name calling by the bunnies is unbelivable! The skeptics keep their posts to the subject at hand, while the bunnies take personal stabs at the skeptics. I have read names being called by bunnies to the skeptics, for example, but not limited to, trolls, fat, ugly, no life, jealous, etc. Really nice and respectful - wouldn't you say?

Did the bunnies ever think that we know something they don't? We don't have horse blinders on our eyes. We can see the full picture, and that's why we come across so strongly that something isn't right with the fairytale marriage.

I'm personaly offended with the "double-wide" comment. I had a sister-in-law that lived in one - it was all they could afford, but like someone said earlier, the newer "double-wides" are very nice inside. They got by for a few years in that "double-wide" until they could afford a down payment on a house.

We don't attack you, so try and do the same to us. Remember, we are all private people here, Keith and the goat handler are public people!

Anonymous said...

This whole entire marriage is getting really boring and so are these blogs. At this point, I really don't care who Keith is married to but after this tour, he will not get anymore of my money. Apparently, Keith was never the person we thought he was.

Anonymous said...

I don't live in a moblie home BUT I have in my live and those remarks are very rude. Just because someone doesn't have the money you have doesn't make them less of a person.

Very cheap comment! And to be honest I would rather live in a mobile home on 10 acres of land than in a plush hotel or apartment building surrounding by ARROGANT people who think because the have more they are better. We all put our clothes on the same way. We all have to eat to survive! We all have to sh*t and it all stinks!

No offense meant to anyone who does, just words to show that this works both way. To each his or her own in this life.

Anonymous said...

Once again, the "PR fairytale" believers have employed the overused but reliable tactic of calling posters names or comment on something guaranteed to take the conversation OFF TOPIC.

They do this because they lack the ability and facts to debate the subject at hand.

Anonymous said...

"Why oh why can't you just let Keith have his moment in the stoplight."

SPOTLIGHT...his moment in the SPOTLIGHT.

This is my take on Nashville on the 3rd..

Keith makes a "Feel Good" appearance to soothe Music Row's ruffled feathers after the "He's moved beyond that" comment about country music.

Keith and Nic can't stand to be together ALONE in the Nashville house..thus they go to a PUBLIC setting and play up the "Happy Nasville couple". See we support the local team. See we're happy together.See we love each other. See we LOVE Nashville, it's OUR home!

Then they go home and fly off to Nic's parents and their beloved Australia..where more photo are taken.

My take on their relationship is that Nic needs a husband who is good looking and on his way up, while Keith needs her Global celebrity to "conquer the world."

They are truly another Charles and Diana. A mismatch made in hell.

I predict that the marriage will fail because he will tire of her world, ans she will tire of his simple lifestyle.

He married her willingly.

God help us all when she leaves...cause picking up the pieces of this is going to be ugly!
Keith has a pattern of getting LOST in relationships. He looses himself in the woman totally, then is SHOCKED when she leaves.

IF and that is a VERY BIG IF... they survive, it will be because somewhere along the line they will learn to rely on each other instead of their press and the fame it brings.

Anonymous said...

IF and that is a VERY BIG IF... they survive, it will be because somewhere along the line they will learn to rely on each other instead of their press and the fame it brings.

April 8, 2007 1:40 PM


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so in other words Keith never grows up? and Nic gets to play Mommy to a 40 year old man.....ewww

Anonymous said...

so in other words Keith never grows up? and Nic gets to play Mommy to a 40 year old man.....ewww

April 9, 2007 12:18 AM


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precisely!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"Interesting point, considering on the skeptic board you spend countless hours - yes, hours - hunting, bashing, sniffing out, whatever bunnies. You call that respect?"


Well, That is certainly calling the kettle black. Unlike you and your cronies, the members of the skeptics board are very clear in their opinion of the "relationship" debacle. You assume different identities and opinions depending on which board you are currently trolling on. At least we are honest.

Why don't you try forming an intelligent response to our opinions? Maybe then you will get some respect.

And to the person that referenced double wides and cheetos: That was just ignorant and pathetic.

Anonymous said...

" At least we are honest."
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Honest in your hatred of Nicole, not skepticism - I'll give you that.

Anonymous said...

Now that Keith has his own set of MOOBS maybe she can forgo the goat and just milk his teets....

Anonymous said...

"Honest in your hatred of Nicole, not skepticism - I'll give you that."

And, your point is?