Sunday, October 26, 2008

Happy Birthday, Keith Urban!


What a year it has been!

The # 1 whipped man in the world.

A number one hit for a song that is almost seven years old.

Producing a PR child so that your wife can appear to be popular and relevant.

A DVD of the tour that finally was laid to rest.

A tour with Carrie Underwood where it was more than obvious that you were more than stimulated...to play with her.

An interview with your wife where she talks about how private you are, yet violates that privacy all through the interview; then ties herself to any success you may have without her.

And now some sneak shots of you working in the studio on You Tube quelling all those rumors that might be out there.

Now, all we can hope for is not to see those “candid” pictures of you and the missus having a grand old time for your special day.

Have a great one, Keith!

28 comments:

cricket said...

Happy Birthday Keith. Hope it's your last one as Mr Nicole Kidman.

the captain said...

couldn't for the life of me remember why this date was special this morning....thanks for reminding me! and ah, happy 40th keith - rock on! hope the wife arranges something so secret, so private that we never hear about it! like the alleged fireworks over the outback for her 40th...

Puddy Tat said...

Hey Captain, it is actually Keith's 41st unless of course he's like me and started to go backward at a certain age.

onlykeith said...

Happy Birthday Keith.
Cricket do you think Keith would bounce back to his "Urban" status if he "left"?I don't think he would risk losing his little girl Sunday.

realitycheck said...

Silly Umyths. I got an email from Monkeyville saying members will have access to a sneak peek of Keith in the studio which is also on the dvd. Those clips on Youtube must be from that preview. Keith isn't trying to prove anything but this blog certainly is, and failing miserably.

the captain said...

whoops!

Imahick said...

Happy Birthday, Keith. I hope you've found your gonads and can maintain some degree of concentration on your career, instead of carrying NK's purse around constantly.

Proove that the #1 P-whipped status is not as well deserved as people think.

ElleMurph said...

Leave it to RC to even put a damper on Keith's bday. Only she can do that.

SettleDown said...

Happy Birthday Keith.

I wish you all the M&Ms you can eat. ;)

Casse Role said...

It's Keith's day...

I do wish him a very Happy Birthday.

Choice said...

My dear husband, Keithy,

Happy birthday, honey. Before we celebrate, please put the bins out, hang out the washing, vaccum and dust the house, feed the goat, and then pick up the birthday cake from the local cake maker. You'll need to take $40 with you to pay the cake maker. See you tonight after my botox appointment.

Lots of love, Nic

Choice said...

Photo of Keith's birthday cake:

http://nicole-kidman-journey.blogspot.com/2008/10/happy-birthday-keith.html

dontlikethepez said...

Let's hope like hell this is the last birthday of KU as Mr. Nicold Kidman (aka "pez dispenser"). The pic of her and KU in Franklin, TN at a Halloween festival is pathetic. At least she isn't hanging onto him for dear life like everyone is there for "her"...although the timing being Halloween would be perfect. She sure looks like the "scarecrow" and it is a pity he is playing the role of the cowardly lion!!

realitycheck said...

Leave it to Umyths and its minions to wish the demise of a marriage and family. That's always sickening but to do so on the man's birthday? Especially distasteful. Who really are the ones with the problem here?

ElleMurph said...

Noone else has noticed his hand? he looks afraid to go near her and the child?

Like he has to keep his distance?

notachance said...

Oh please, once again reading into a picture things that aren't there. You know, when I walk with my husband we are not joined at the hip, we don't always hold hands, and when the kid was a baby in the front-pack, we certainly were not all lovey-dovey walking because the logistics are just not there.

ElleMurph said...

notachance, the only person reaching far on BS and a coverup for the truth is YOU. Try again. That photo couldnt be farther from the picture you just tried to paint for US

hoosierlady said...

Do you think she dresses them in black because if she tries colors she fails so miserably, as in the outfit with the purple tights she had on in London?

Also, how old is the kid now? At any point are we going to throw the whole "no pictures" thing out the window and purchase a stroller so "outside" doesn't mean mommy's chest to her? Maybe she gets to play outside for real at home.

Imahick said...

I think he'd look better in purple tights than she did, but that's just me.

She dresses him the way Tommy would dress...and it makes him look dorky. If he'd just be HIMSELF and not NK's husband, he'd be fine. But for some reason, he relishes the role and she plays it every chance she can get.

Whatever happened to Keith Urban the talented musician, who had a style of his own?

hoosierlady said...

You're right, imahick!!!

I didn't see the picture, but I'm sure you are right. The purple tights would have been much more flattering on him, they would have had a flatter fit across the front, whereas with her, the baby bulge. Unless he, well, he, could have used quarter rolls. Anyway, again, I stand corrected.

When will I learn?

Straight again in hoosierland.

Hey, maybe you can answer this one, too. . . why does this RC person keep insisting we are reading things into pictures and comments? Why can't she/he just play along, and have a good time, and remember it's all in good fun? She acts as though these people mean something to her. As if someone stomped on her hand on the playground and they would actually give a s**t. Because they do not know RC, or care RC, about you or us or this site. The only reason we care about them is because he was quite the guitar player, and she was well, I'll come up with something, where's my thesaurus. . . .

ElleMurph said...

a National Geographic mag should be enough, lol!

I was chatting with a new online friend from UK. he is 22 years old and had absolutely NO idea who KU was. LOL!!!

Was talking to another in Aus. That country is so bent, brainwashed and ignorant. They will beleive nothing that isnt confirmed by her. She didnt even know who Amanda was!! My God Aus guys/gals, get your head out of the box!!! Aussie ROYALTY?? How on Earth did she get that title? Aside from hot air and LIES?!

banbotox said...

ellemurph...she has them all fooled with smoke and mirrors. It's an old con artist trick-diverts the sucker's attention while they are being robbed.
Seems as though kidman has this trick down to a science.

stillhopefull said...

LOVE IT UMYTHS...DIRTY JOB reference did crack me up!!!!
I love when I bring this website up to a 'CRACK ME UP...FO SHO!!!!'
Hell haz no furry like Nic caught in an a shall we what we say is an 'Un-delgightful pose!'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PS Nic...be a little more prepared next time, ehhh???? Don't tell me you are slipping...I know you have alot going on, but I'm sure between your pose' and and your nannies, you have to have some sort of clue!
BAHAHAHA....

stillhopefull said...

Oh, one more thing......please bring back Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dumb......We have been missing them!
BAHAHAHAHAHA!

realitycheck said...

Too funny. Skeptics claiming KUNK are too-lovey dovey, embarrassing themselves and not acting their age when they are holding hands, kissing in public. This latest pic comes out and Keith wants to run away from his family.

ellemurph, you must not know much about American country music. There are 1/16th the country music fans in the UK compared to the US. Even Australia has more because they have their own traditional Aussie country artists. And just because KU is married to Nicole does not mean everyone across the pond can identify him.

Also, an Aussie not knowing who Amanda is? Of course! No one knows who she is unless you really follow KU, pay very close attention to every tidbit of celebrity gossip, or live in Nashville and are in the loop. Her story didn't even really have legs. She got her payday but the skeptics love to bring her up every 5 minutes. Even though the story is a dead duck.

ElleMurph said...

Actually that pic looks photoshopped. They look 'placed' there. The shadow from the sun, the clothing, the colors, it's all wrong.

There's no flow with the other ppl either.

hesaweiner said...

She and Hugh will be on Oprah comming up Fri..or next week. For the epic failure. Then it'll be all her, her baby..the miracle of the waters in oz..She'll finish off with a bit of couch jumping.

the captain said...

OY!! go easy ellemurph - you're confusing the aussie media with the aussie public! nikkers and murdoch are great mates - don't forget her first baby whoring email was to the NYPost. what a joke.