Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Who is this woman?... Part Two


Not only do we get the phony pictures but now we get the phony talk… after years of not really saying anything at all about Keith Urban we get the following from ELLE magazine - November 2008.

On husband Keith Urban:“He’s the greatest man besides my dad I’ve ever met. He’s loyal and he’s a soul searcher. He’ll kill me for…he’s very private”.

Well, now, that is a compliment right? Isn't it? Not really. Greatest how?

C'mon Nicole you can do better. Putting him up there with your first idol, Daddy, that's kind of lofty isn't it? Making him someone who is bound to fail perhaps? He is loyal; well this isn't hard to believe with her providing the lifestyle and the mega fame, I would be loyal too. Soul searcher? Before you were in his life I would believe this; he did seem a tad bit introspective in interviews. Now that we know that was a crafted image you have to doubt the sincerity, but compared to Kidman he is a mega pool of deep. A can of tuna is deeper than Kidman. He'll kill you for talking about him? Really? Why would he need to kill anyone? You call the paps. You arrange the interviews. He just has to have you grab on to his hand as you are 'oh so scared'? Spare me; if you could exploit him you would. Your bodyguard has done a lot more harm, hasn't he Nic? He's very, very private; well from seeing all that was exposed when you met him I can see why he may be. Who knows what else would be exposed if he didn't keep a number of things to himself. The rest of the interview is the usual Nicole crap speak. You can't really take it seriously, can you?

But wait! Think about this, what man can live up to what Kidman has described him as? He can't. Keith Urban is as flawed as a human can be. He is neither a saint nor an idol. Kidman knows that and painting him like this will just make his failures so much more predominant when she chooses to dump his butt.

19 comments:

maclen said...

Yes, kidman reveals her halloween mask early...so this is apparently her natural hair... no wig...no extensions.... looks flat and without any body at all, the "ironing board look... and the lips...far more hideous, gawky and prominant, due to the weight loss...and the eyes...look strange and voidless, the left one is straying off and looks droopy... facial procedures will do that. I did get a kick reading over at the NY post their article..."The Botoxed Elephant in the Room"..."At this point talking about Nicole Kidman's addiction to Botox is a little bit like saying ice cream is delicious - everyone knows..."Doesn't she think those faculties might be important later in her career? She can only smile from the nose down for so long." Obviously that is not a concern for kidman.

don't believe the lies said...

It seems like she talks more about Tom than Keith in her interviews too. Someone whom Keith will never live up to in her eyes. Hell he's gotta be above Daddy in the rankings. She's obviously never going to over Tommy.

She looked awful last night as well. Like a wet dog. Sometimes too much of a good thing (Botox) can do as much harm as good. Nicole lay off the crap.

realitycheck said...

Umyths are you serious? No where did she say Dad was a saint or Keith was either. Get real. Another pointless blog entry.

Choice said...

TEXT from the great recent NY article: "The Botoxed Elephant in the Room".

At this point talking about Nicole Kidman's addiction to Botox is a little bit like saying ice cream is delicious - everyone knows. Even Stevie Wonder is like - "am I feeling a glass vase?" I can't decide whether it's sad or telling that one of Hollywood's most revered actresses has paralyzed the muscles in her face. Doesn't she think those faculties might be important later in her career? She can only smile from the nose down for so long. But I digress - last night was a celebration of women!

Elle magazine honored eight Hollywood women for their professional contributions and the impact they've had on the industry. Basically if you have a vagina, you needed to be at this event. I am sure the schmoozing that went down inside The Four Seasons secured the actors who attended movie roles for the next two years.

Seeing as last night probably felt like a high school reunion of sorts - you kinda know everyone in the room - lets take a look at the night's most superlative stars. Nicole Kidman = Most Likely To Disappoint Children By Saying They Can't Ice Skate On Her Face.

hesaweiner said...

Honestly, to me...There were alot of women there who shouldn't have been honored. Some have hardly done anything, some haven't done anything in decades worth noting. Some are more notorious for being flakey or anti patriotic than actress.

It seems to be a bit of an embarrassment for the worthy handful. It seems the rest were just there to "round out the catagory" If I may quote Keifers.

Choice said...

Hey Hesaweiner. Couldn't agree with you more. Nic for example did not deserve to be there. What was worse were the 'suck up to Nicole' comments by Isla Fisher. That made me cringe more than the pointlessness of this annual Elle event:
http://nicole-kidman-journey.blogspot.com/2008/10/skeletor-shines-at-elle-evening.html

the captain said...

shirley maclaine's comments re nikkers post-baby body were priceless!!

hoosierlady said...

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/nicole-kidman-daughter-sunday-rose-is-reading-the-encyclopedia

I hope she was joking. Sometimes I wonder.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/10/07/entertainment/main4506279.shtml

you'll like the picture

TexasCourtJester said...

“It’s lovely to be part of the celebration," Kidman told Us. "I have been having a baby and down in Tennessee so to step back into all of this is a bit of a shock. I think when you have been away from it, you appreciate it more so I have a lot of appreciation and gratitude.”

Funny, she left TN months ago for Oz then London to work on movies. I guess the actresses in LA are better, and more worthy of her attention, than the ladies in Nine with her that she is ignoring and not socializing with.

notachance said...

"I have been having a baby and down in Tennessee.."

Someone please suggest to this woman that she go back to high school and learn how to speak. I mean for chrissakes, how long did it take her to have the kid?

hoosierlady said...

I had to wonder when she said she's been in TN having the kid, how to explain all the pictures in the UK.

However, I forget, that my reality, and the reality of these people are different.

Also, I don't think they think we are actually bright enough to notice the discrepancies.

Or the duplications, depending upon the day.

maclen said...

Just saw this link on MovieCityNews.com front page...under the title..."The Bazzer's Aussie Walkabout Spots Are Slightly Creepy"... on youtube...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiBk8xDg1H4

this is the Oz tourism campaign the baz sold out to the tune of $40 mill...these adds...there are two of them...are dark and dreary, depressing and lacking in any appeal to the masses...no wonder kidman considers the baz to be her "cinematic soulmate". and you'll also notice that the comments section has been disabled on the youtube videos...but not before 2 comments had been added...and you have to deduce that the comments were not favorable...hence the disabling of the comments...

hoosierlady said...

what's with the disabling of comments? Are we Nazi's now?

Maybe it's just because I'm American, but that's just not right.

Urban Myths said...

You can view the 2 comments. You are correct, maclen, not favorable at all!

allie2026 (17 hours ago)
Oh my God, these new tourism ads by Baz Lurman are terrible!! I'm embarrassed to be Australian. Unforgivably pretentious and boring. They say nothing about this great country.


benrichardson (17 hours ago)
My god that was horrendous, but I have to say that it's not aimed at Australians and maybe there are lots of idiots overseas who would get something out of that.

maclen said...

Thanks for the comments, Urban Myths... I just followed the link...and tried to see the comments, I guessed that I had to be signed in... yeah, like my reaction, watching these spots, again, people get the impression that Oz is a dark and dreary place. I certainly dont think that an "aboriginal" pixie dust fairly is a big draw...I most certainly feel that these baz spots will be pretty representative of the movie...

hesaweiner said...

Funny but the women of Nine that got together without Nicole should have been the ones awarded at Elle. And the one's at the Elle event should be under a rock somewhere.

Tara said...

there was a day not so long ago when Kidman wouldn't be caught dead posing in the poor mans Vogue...

I think the blogger was saying that
Kidman was putting Keith in a place where he shouldn't be and no man can live up to that. Who the hell wants their husband to be like their father? But that could be part of the plan...

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kristatla said...

Ummm, Mclen...

Botox weras off in 3-4 mths, it's not permanenet.