Sunday, June 8, 2008

A Kiss is Just a Kiss, a Sigh is Just a Sigh, the Fundamental Things Apply.... When You Want to Lie!

If we ever had any doubts that the Kidmans are in love and so happy to be together we have great evidence from this past Thursday. Isn't it romantic - a guy a girl, the girl is pregnant; the guy’s lawyer is there. What more can you say? Two words come to my head, photo op. Nothing more than that, but why? Could it be because Keith had two events related to his career and they didn't involve Kidman? Was it because at both events his former tour "mate" was there? Was it because Kidman hasn't been in the tabs for a couple of weeks or was it because another love child story has hit the Australian press? We know it’s not because they were parting from each other and were going to miss each other. I just bet they were so happy to be apart they kissed out of gratitude

Whatever. I am sorry, but if that kiss was to show off the great passion between Kidman and Keith, they dropped a very large ball. They are awkward with one another, not comfortable at all and the full on pose is right off the publicity shots for Australia, even the arm movements are the same. Well Hugh doesn't have to hold the enormous bag that holds Keith's balls like Keith does.

Another question that comes up is why is Ansel Davis was there at the OB appointment? If he was traveling with Keith, why not meet up at the airport? Nope, Ansel Davis is the keeper of all the answers. I am more and more convinced of this. He knows Keith well, is like a second father to him. He is with him a lot, is even in some of the informal shots of Keith with the Nashville party girl. So yes, he has the answers and keeps the questions down and is probably rewarded handsomely by both Mr. and Mrs. Kidman for it. So why is he at the doctor’s office?

As for the love child, we have discussed that. But why raise it now so close to the fetus’ appearance? Why put these rotten nasty tales about Keith out there again? Remember, as one of our many commenter's noted, Keith is still nothing in Australia beyond being the daddy sperm and Nicole's future heart breaker. He never made it over there even though he tried so hard.

Perhaps that is why the "child inside" will be born in the United States? Perhaps that is why that story is big over there, and not at all know about it over here. Keith Urban still has his own brand name here. Perhaps that is why he was kissing her so passionately in the parking lot, if you can call it that?

So we have a kiss. We have Kidman still in Nashville and we have Keith trying to remind everyone he is something a little more than her husband and the sperm donor. Good luck with that Keith!

60 comments:

Anna said...

Yup, Nashville it seems shall be the scene of the crime. It's already witnessed plenty of Keith's crminal behaviour, Baby KUNK will be walk in the park for Nashvillian's!

I think I'll hang out over here at UM for awhile with the sane people, I have a crazy over on my blog and she won't go away. Nup not Kidman, another one!

Urban Myths said...

Sorry, Anna, she's found us too! But you are more than welcome to hang with us. Maclen has been providing the most lovely comic relief!

Anna said...

Sorry, I clicked publish too soon. As an Australian, I always had the impression that keith didn't think much of the Oz country scene, too small, too parochial for him. He wanted the big time, the big fish. That would always be the US country market. Understandable, 15 years ago country music in this country was all those things, it has changed a lot and even though Urban hasn't been a part of it, young artists coming up now like Morgan Evans have all watched Keith's US success and want to emulate it, BUT not by cutting out the OZ country music road. By God! Keith would be worshipped in this country if he had included us in his journey, but he didn't.

realitycheck said...

Perhaps that is why the "child inside" will be born in the United States? Perhaps that is why that story is big over there, and not at all know about it over here.


Youve got to be joking Umyths! The only way people dont know she's pregnant is if they dont pay attention to pop culture in the first place.


"He never made it over there even though he tried so hard."

This is where you are wrong. If KUNK's ultimate plan was to make him King of Oz through the music he would have to live there and tour extensively in the country. Perhaps even release a record just for the Aussie fans. Thats never going to happened unless he spends significant time there, and put Nashville on the backburner. I dont see that happening. His music will never completely fit in with "Oz country" anyway.


Another question that comes up is why is Ansel Davis was there at the OB appointment?

Ansel is not just his lawyer he's a friend and probably a bit of a father figure. But i dont see two people having a relationship like that and it meaning they cant meet wherever they want. If the 3 of them are scheming why not meet in the office? Why have Ansel be seen if they are up to no good? Doesn't make sense.

hesaweiner said...

Even if Ansel is a friend. I'm thinking he's still more a lawyer for him first. And being his lawyer I find it sooooo very odd that he's with Keith such much at shows and now even OB/GYN visits.

maclen said...

It seems urban has reached that point of absolute desperation for dear life of his music career, perhaps he finally actually demanded that he be allowed to remain in the heart of country music in hope of saving it... as well as kidman being able to respond to the snide remarks here on this and Anna's blog about her absence from the place she claims to just love. For I have a theory about this latest kook hanging out at UM and Forehead. No doubt we are all aware of the string of fanatics that have been loitering these blogs, no doubt stragglers from monkeyland and NKU...with their constant and rabid defense of the dreary duo... but this latest one seems to be a uber defender, and inexhaustable source of endless praddling of the virtues of the kidban kouple...this latest kook, I actually sense has the abnormally naive and unnatural sense of an entitlement, of living in the fantasy world of endless money and mindless coddling that would be just so second nature to those living in or in the presence of their solitary bubble of hollywoodland. So I could actually believe this latest kook is an actual ambassador for the Kamp of kidman...the newly deputized and ordained mouth piece,
to defend the brand of kidman in our fair little corner of the blogosphere...for as you may be suspiciously reminded, that we have been spared lately the comments and indignation of those previously mentioned fanatics and pretenders to the good name of kidman... who so regularly visited here to spew their wares... only to be taken over lately by the vigorous and righteous "karolyn", or should we say...FOK... (friend of kidman)
Just a thought...

maclen said...

ahh... another piece to the puzzle.. about those previous fanatics... if you'll notice exhibit A...(the third comment just above this one).... does the structure and style of the comment seem rather familiar to anyone else? The endless point and counter point... the constant seperation of paragraphs with a response for each? Well, I put it to you, your honor, that karolyn is in fact suffering from a sad case of split personalities!!...that is, karolyn is in fact many people who claim to be other than what they claim to be... or in blogospeak, may be suffering from a case of sock puppetry...perhaps an investigation is in order... Ill call my barrister!

ZOE said...

maclen said...

"ahh... another piece to the puzzle.. about those previous fanatics... if you'll notice exhibit A...(the third comment just above this one).... does the structure and style of the comment seem rather familiar to anyone else? The endless point and counter point... the constant seperation of paragraphs with a response for each? Well, I put it to you, your honor, that karolyn is in fact suffering from a sad case of split personalities!!...that is, karolyn is in fact many people who claim to be other than what they claim to be... or in blogospeak, may be suffering from a case of sock puppetry...perhaps an investigation is in order..."

I was thinking the same thing!

hesaweiner said...

The only reason this public display of affection came out and is plastered everywhere. Is because Keiths love child story came out in Womans day. Nicole wants the vision you see to be of her and her baby daddy at the docs office. Not of Keiths love child.

This was like what? The only the second time in 3 years to be seen kissing in public!

And of course she wants to divert attention to the caption of the loved up couple checking on the baby.

Funny but if they actually kissed more than 2 times they'd be in synch enough to know how to kiss each other instead of Keiths mouth wide open and her making out with his teeth. That's so not hawt!

Anna said...

If Um has a site counter, it's pretty easy to check out the most recent address of say whoever was visiting at 11.40. And then compare it to other posters and times.
Like karolyn says she comes from sweden? ummm thats not what my site meter says.

cactus said...

It's really odd how the Urbans have decided to have the baby in America. Is this because the want their child to have two passports? Or is it because they will get more media attention in America. Australia was only goood enough while the work was there, no doubt.

Anna said...

If they have Baby KUNK in the US, then they can claim Australian duel citizenship, don't know if it's the same the other way around. It probably doesn't have anything to do with that and more to do with privacy issues, Kidman can probably control the privacy in a hospital in Nashville. Remember SURI?

maclen said...

...my last post of the night...PROMISE! It just occured to me and I was wondering if perez hilton had anything about kidman today about the new batches of baby bump photo ops. I didnt see anything new about her, his last post about kidman was the "its a boy" entry. Perhaps it's still early, and he'll have something on it soon... because surely you would expect he would have something to say, normally, about 3 days of arrainged photo ops of bumps and street side busses...surely hilton is not going to wait until she drops the kid and simply proclaim, "she delivered... congrats to the new nashville sweathearts... with sugar on top"... Well, we'll see what happens with that...

Karolyn said...

"Even if Ansel is a friend. I'm thinking he's still more a lawyer for him first. And being his lawyer I find it sooooo very odd that he's with Keith such much at shows and now even OB/GYN visits."

That's ridiculous. If you have a close friend who also happens to give you legal advice sometimes it means you can't show yourself in public with them?

Some people here are so desperate to hold on to their conspiracy fantasies that they are grasping for straws. Is the truth, that Nicole is expecting Keith's child, so terrible?

Well, it is the truth, and the truth is that she will probably deliver the child at a local hospital in Nashville, so they must be involved in the conspiracy, too.

This is getting beyond ridiculous. It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.

dove said...

I have been reading this site for quite a while and I am very impressed with the well presented arguments of the skeptics. I have been commenting for a couple of years on TOPIX (the only place that I do) and found a similar pattern there: when one posts a view contrary to that of the ‘syco-fans’ (sic) one is labelled a ‘hater’. Took me all this time to free myself of that label and to realise I too am a ‘skeptic’. No crime in being one.
I have no doubt in my mind that the ‘subjects’ of the debates DO either read all of it, or have their staff print out the stuff for them to read. Or their reps read it all and respond via ‘plants’. Hell, if I was one of them, I would!! This is the ‘new media’ and they would be fools to miss out on the opportunity to see what the ‘real people’ out there think. The people who buy their ‘product’.
Now, in terms of the latest round of ‘passion’ pics, this is what I think. Firstly, if this couple were so in love, we would see them smile once in a while – away from the red carpet. [Keith was ‘excited’ at the last award show because they thought he would win.] Keith’s body language says it all. In the BIG KISS outside the hospital, he first offers her his cheek, then the smooch happens; however, just as in THE kiss in ‘Australia’, she is kissing her pardner’s top lip and nose. Is this because she has no feeling left in her rystaline (sp) injected top lip? Also, would you have such a kiss 10 inches away from a lawyer? Why not have a private kiss behind the wall? How come Keith only turned up for a few minutes outside the doctor’s rooms? What is the point? why do they look so glum and she so angry these days? In all pictures of them of late, Keith’s body or head is turned away from her. He is always walking in front of her, dragging her along as if to say, ‘c’mon, let’s get this over and done with.

My theory as to why the lawyer is always present is that he signed an extensive pre-nup with her (and her father) and he is probably obliged to make a certain amount of photo-calls, shows of affection etc etc. This way, his own lawyer has proof that he is keeping his side of the ‘deal’. He has the bodyguards now, not her – yet she is supposedly the vulnerable and ‘scared’ one.

I think Keith fell out of love with her some time back. I think that happened the moment she announced (to him) her pre-mature pregnancy [he had stated he wanted a couple of years BC – before children]. It took ALL the wind out of his sails as I see it. A pregnant woman becomes a ‘saint’ in people’s eyes and she did the one thing that would garner her compassion etc and perhaps immunity from criticism. However, it is backfiring big-time, given the massive amount of doubt surrounding this pregnancy. I have NEVER read of any pregnancy accused of being a fake – except in this case. I personally am still not 100% convinced that her body is carrying this child. Can’t explain my scepticism – it just exists in my brain and I still can’t shake it. I feel sure Keith would swap it all for a beautiful bottle of cognac – but, he is stuck in a ‘contract’ with the Kidman Tribe. NK had so much going for her, but my personal feeling is that she allowed greed (or addiction to the limelight) to ruin what she had going. If anything that much at all. She somehow had credibility with Tom, but is losing it in bucketloads. She truly has become a ‘joke’ and natural fodder for sites such as this. No point trashing the sites and blogs. It ain’t going to make the spectacle any less bizarre.

inittowinit said...

Karolyn said...

That's ridiculous. If you have a close friend who also happens to give you legal advice sometimes it means you can't show yourself in public with them?
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You're kidding, right? Seriously, there's nothing wrong with being seen in public wiith a friend who happens to be your lawyer. However, show me ONE other man who takes along a friend to his wife's OB appt. Good grief!

If my husband started bringing his lawyer around to my OB appts., I'd be more than concerned - friend or not. And, if Ansel is such the "friend" that you think he is, perhaps he wouldn't have been so interested in this arrangement from the beginning....

You like to spin even when you have run out of wool.

the captain said...

the kiss was awkward as arse. i am rather intrigued by the fact he has chosen now to release SHIRT. would it be a nikkers-sanctioned choice? as she is about to have their first child? a song about hooking up with an old flame? i think not. go keith - there's still time to grab those balls back!

doucin said...

I think the reason when they kiss looks so awkward is that she is so much taller than him. He would have to stand on his toes to reach her mouth or she would have to stoop to him. They totally do not look right together to me. I hope he's really happy with her otherwise I don't see it lasting forever.

SettleDown said...

Catching up after a few days way and I'd like to say that whoever invented this wheel thingy on my mouse that allows me to scroll with ease - I'd like to kiss 'em.

Thanks to Maclen, I've now dubbed it my "FAD" (FOK Avoidance Device)and it works wonders!



Their body language from the very first photos where she was leading him around like an 8-yr old until now have always looked awkward.

Remember the honeymoon photo of him leaning in to try and kiss her while her arms were crossed in front of her chest and in no way returning the gesture.

I can't recall even one genuine smile on his face while in her grasp.

doublewide said...

i love the title of this blog! anna, i love having you over here! i saw on your site that you let "the crazy" have a good chunk of your blog!

welcome to doucin, captain and dove! whoohooo

and i think ansel is profiting BIG TIME from this little contractual union....and believe me, i know lawyers....and i think some other so called advisors of keith are profiting too. i think they sold him down the river, proving once again that money really is the root of all evil.

i agree settledown.....it's because none of it is genuine.....hence the awkwardness.

yingyang said...

That Kiss!
Makes me want to eat my own lips.
I've never seen 2 people doing something so Un-Natural in my whole life.

Captin, I don't think Keith is allowed to take is own Balls Back!

Maybe if he holds her in the sunlight she'll melt away and his balls will be left in his hands.

Sorry, I don't know what came over me

CJ said...

Ok, I have to ask. If the friend attorney can go to the obgyn appointment then where are the grandparents to be? If Keith's family is really in town why would his "second father" be there and not his first?

Imahick said...

I don't think his family IS in Nashville. I think it was a matter of mistaken identity (the woman in red / white was not his Mum).

Maybe Wendy released that on the QT to answer the many questions that Keith followers have regarding how little he appears to see his family. I suspect that's just a little nugget that they would WANT us to believe, but there are no photos and I don't think they're there. His Mum and Dad would have been at the CMA Music Fest and we would have seen pictures, as far as I'm concerned.

getaholdofurself said...

for those of you who think this is an arrangement, what kind of man has a baby with his business partner? i just don't know how you reconcile that one.

CJ said...

Another purse carrying Keith Jared leak today from Sunday. No parents in sight. Expect a press release any time now that "It's not coffee in that cup! It's only tea."

"The 40-year-old expectant mom is due next month and is expected to grace the July cover of Vogue."

Well, we know when and where the pictures were taken. How bad will they be and gulp, what will she be wearing?

doublewide said...

"The 40-year-old expectant mom is due next month and is expected to grace the July cover of Vogue."

now THERE'S a surprise

barf, cj

maclen said...

Yes, the orb bringing his attorney to a usually private and personal appointment, which in retrospect of course for this so called "couple" is actually a business appointment, makes alot of sense. I agree, he probably feels an need to have his business interests in this arraingment represented. And yeah, as doublewide said, welcome to the new commenters who have added new insights... lucid and grounded and well thought out thoughts on the subject. Dove, cant disagree with anything you wrote...I'd quote it, but you said it so well yourself people should just read your entire comment I think. And to the captain, I also had the same observations about the rehashed Shirt single, and I think its pretty telling, re-releasing a song now as a single he probably sang to some other woman... and settledown, I feel honored that you christened your "FOK scroll through from something I had written...SO someone is reading my comments! It is not very surprising, or should be surprising, that not every person who hears what celebs PR hacks leak to the media is always going to be the truth...it's not all at ridiculous to question the integrity of the media leaks and plants, or for that matter the official press releases the celebs PR teams put out... otherwise people would have denied Rock Hudsen turned out to be gay , because he got married to a woman back in the 50's... he did it because he wanted to portray an image that would be the most advantagous to being a leading man in a far more restrictive society... though it still happens today. And there is more than reason to believe that celebs these days arent just as manipulative and conniving as hollywoodland history has proven it to be over and over again.

maclen said...

Yep, big surpise, doublewide and cj... more exclusive photo ops for JJ.. anyone checked GG yet for a confirmation? Well to the FOK lurkers... these photo ops of your employer are the most hideous and repulsive sight of a woman expecting that I, and no doubt to many who see these leaked photo ops has ever seen... and this cover piece in Vogue will no doubt be another excessively photoshopped and beyond reasonably warped piece of computer trickery that will make her look like the waxened figure and cadaver she now resembles. As you all will recall her "sensational" Vanity fair piece failed to keep Invasion or Compass from flopping...and margot was too insignificant to even mention... you'll need to try harder if you think this can save "Australia" from turning out to be Kangaroo doodoo"...or "wallaby pee pee"..
The ironic thing for kidman is that less of the photo ops would probably be more constructive... less of her still incessant overexposure for sure ... but she only knows what she knows... and that is to fail...

CJ said...

Of course GG has it! For someone so concerned with getting wrinkles you'd think she'd wear sunglasses instead of making such unattractive faces.

CJ said...

And no, GG doesn't have any photos of mum and dad either.

doublewide said...

And no, GG doesn't have any photos of mum and dad either.

and another surprise

maclen said...

...well in an update to my previous inquiry about how perez hilton still hadnt posted an entry about kidman's latest bump photo ops... well as of today, 3:46 pm PST... 6:46 Pm EST... still no entry... and so why you may ask is this relevent to anything? Perhaps he's not interested in kidman that much? Well Ill tell you my little pretties.. his last post on kidman was on may 28...the one where he says he got a tip from a kidman "insider"...(a leak apparently) and simply congratulated the k-team... no snide or sarcastic remarks, which I surmissed , or simply sensed was some indication or sign of a quid pro quo... a "Ill scratch your back..." So anyways its been 12 days...almost 2 weeks without a sarcastic post on kidman... now again you may ask, so what, it doesnt mean anything... well if you look at the previous month of May, hilton posted entries, and pretty snide and very sarcastic entries, a total of 10 times about kidman... 4 entries the first week of may, 2 entries the second week, 2 entries the third week, and 2 entries the fourth week.... every week of last month hilton razzed on kidman, and now this month, after getting a self promoted "exclusive" tip on her baby's sex, no less... not one entry about kidman going into 2 weeks.... it seems to me that hilton may be playing along , to get along... if you know what I mean, and excercising that age old addage, " If you dont have anything nice to say, dont say anything at all"... especially if your hankering to climb that network latter to the next level to the big boys. For you see, that is how it is played in hollywoodland... you scratch their back...

doublewide said...

i knew it!!!

excellent observations, maclen....

dove said...

thanks for the welcome!

My theory as to why 'shirt' is being released, is to keep the 'sex' in his relationship with his (female) fans. NK had a big say in his presentation of 'stupid boy' - making him do it like into a mirror (thus of himself). Suddenly, NK was clearly 'advised' to stay out of his work. I will warrant a guess that she is not happy about this particular song (about an ex) becoming a hit ... which may explain the coochy coochy coo we are now seeing. I think she is still a child inside (arrested development) and needs lots of re-assurance; now even publically. Or perhaps to counteract the thrust of 'shirt'.
"girls, my husband might be singing to you, but he is mine mine mine.'

dove said...

thanks for the welcome!

My theory as to why 'shirt' is being released, is to keep the 'sex' in his relationship with his (female) fans. NK had a big say in his presentation of 'stupid boy' - making him do it like into a mirror (thus of himself). Suddenly, NK was clearly 'advised' to stay out of his work. I will warrant a guess that she is not happy about this particular song (about an ex) becoming a hit ... which may explain the coochy coochy coo we are now seeing. I think she is still a child inside (arrested development) and needs lots of re-assurance; now even publically. Or perhaps to counteract the thrust of 'shirt'.
"girls, my husband might be singing to you, but he is mine mine mine.'

dove said...

sorry about the repeat - won't happen again.

maclen said...

doublewide said...
"i knew it!!!

excellent observations, maclen...."

Thanks doublewide, I'll certainly keep my eyes on that possible story... and dove, you also make some good observations... it is pretty obvious that the orb is trying to return to a time, which I describe as BK...(before kidman) by releasing the ancient Shirt as a single... I also agree with your "still a child inside (arrested development)" comment, in fact I once pontificated on this blog, probably last year, that I believe she does have the emotional and mental attitude of an adolescent. When cruise dumped her, she truly was in emotional turmoil, panicked like a jilted teen that she would no longer be the prom queen... that she would no longer be included with the "popular" kids...and certainly her repulsive relationship choices after cruise points to an emotionally confused teen... from a wildman, non monogamous rocker like kravitz...to the low life, dead beat dad twice over, bing, back to the non monogamous, yet worse a drunk and addict urban. I once read a quote from magazine interview where she was asked what her ideal man was.... and her answer, honestly, was the judd nelson character from the movie, the Breakfast Club, you know, where nelson played the stoner/ troublemaker/ criminal... who also just happened to be in high school...and remember, kidman was in her mid 30s at the time. It seems she has the female version of the peter pan complex....as it's obvious she still goes for the stoners. So is it any wonder she is such a flakey celeb... a constant mess... incoherant when not reading a script...trying desperately to portray herself as the popular, classy prom queen, when it is so obvious she is still struggling with mental puberty.

realitycheck said...

welcome karolyn! I hope you stick around. You seem to be one of the few posters here with your head on straight.

maclen, Im sooo jealous. After wading through your long-winded posts full of run-on sentences, i want to be labeled as an FOK too *wink* And by the way, if the supporters are such fanatics its with great certainty that i say the skepihaters here are fanatics of the negative.And that fact that Perez can refrain from hating on NK is astounding. A true miracle! He must be getting paid the big bucks LOL


After seeing the pics and looking at the timeline, Ansel was probably there because they were on their way to the Wal-Mart show. Either Ansel went with him or was going to drop him off at the airport. I dont think its anything as sinister as what is constantly manufactured here. The skeptics can say what they want, but even the supposedly untouchable Angelina has had rumors spread about her "shapeshifting" bump. Jessica Alba has admitted that the huge offers have not come rolling in for baby pics. And the skeptics have touted that both these women were above Nicole when it came to the negativity. AJ is so beloved and Alba is the hot young thing in Hollywood. Offers would be sure to roll in....NOT. No one could say anything negative about AJ's pregnancy...NOT.

With Shirt being released as a single, some people here need to get the facts straight. The song is not about an ex. He didn't even write it! I think its safe to say Keith has sung to all his girlfriends. He's a professional musician. It would be expected and anyone married to the man would be a fool to think otherwise. The skeptics here have to make a huge deal over the obvious and blow it up into something totally nonsensical...as usual.

inittowinit said...

RC- We know he didn't write Shirt. Stating that it is about an "ex" doesn't necessarily mean his personal ex. Listen to the lyrics. It's obviously about a man who meets up with an ex and they end up back in bed together...

"And, the longer we talked, the more we laughed And wondered why we didn’t last. It had been a long time, but later last night
Baby, we caught up real fast

....Well now I’m not saying that we solved overnight Every way that we went wrong......"

rememberwhen said...

One thing I find odd is Keith never fully closes his eyes while kissing her. I would think, you have been going out with each other since summer of '05 you should have the kissing thing down pat by now. That kiss tells me they don't do it much.

Tara said...

Gee RC you seem to have forgotten
the significance of "shirt" to keith fans... This song was the song he always used to bring women up on stage. Its the song he was most likely add too with comments like you can spin around in my skinny wet tshirt.. Shirt is about
remembering the past and starting a anew with the someone from the past.

I find the Sunday pictures very telling especially the video looks like Keith is back to his January 2008 attitude.

woriedmonkey said...

Sorry Tara, can you just remind me what his Jan 2008 attitude was ? Do you mean post=rehab...

inittowinit said...

Worried....I think she means the way he looked in regards to the excitement (or lack thereof) about the baby news....

getaholdofurself said...

if keith didn't want to be a daddy, there's this nifty thing called a condom. maybe he hasn't heard of them???

dove said...

Maclen, you are spot on when you say: "incoherent when not reading a script..." when she accepted her Oscar, she cried; ("scriptwriter, where are my words", or something to that effect."

I am not certain, but I don't think Keith writes much of his stuff. He admitted ‘LPTWCT’ was a rip-off of a movie title: "Love pain and the whole damned thing".

He also has said that when you 'copy a little (intellectual copyright) that's called (stealing), when you steal a lot, that's called research' ... or words to that effect. Well, as a creative person myself, I find that obnoxious, quite frankly.

'Realitycheck: you would come across a lot more classy if you could be a little more objective and less offensive toward commentators. Sceptics are sceptics. It means they view and analyse everything but are not so sure - undecided one way or the other - but inclining toward their gut-feel. Calling people 'haters' is just so immature and simply indicates your loss for words or objective comment. I personally don't 'hate' NK – that’s too much passion allocated to my stance. I thought she was very beautiful at one stage - more so as a 'stills' model than an actress, but my still very good eyes don't like what she has done to her mouth, in particular, (and hair). She didn't need to and it only makes her look ridiculous. As for the over-the-top wonderbra's; I don't get the point!
It was after Stepford Wives that she took on the barbie look full-time – I had suspected then that she would. Not a good look in her case.
If she only reverted to her darker locks and natural physique, she could perhaps reclaim some of the awe some of us had of her. Perhaps after the pregnancy she may revert to her glory days; but somehow I doubt it. Interestingly, Keith has said she won't allow him to see all her films - perhaps she doesn't want him to see what she looked like pre-'trout' days.

Also, RC, have you not noticed that this blog is an unashamedly sceptics-based site? Quit the commentator bashing (abuse) and put forward some 'meat'.

maclen said...

Yes, what a shocker, the orb wants to return to the BK years and yank out groupies from the audience and get "really jiggy with it"... considering it aint very "jiggy" at home with the freeze dried corpse, no doubt. Unfortunately for the orb, the live gigs weren't his venue, it was underwoods and chesneys... so his groupie patrol were probably hampered by the actuall bosses of the gigs... so you just may as well add nanny and diaper changer to the orbs other actual duties of valet and escort.

maclen said...

dove said...
" I am not certain, but I don't think Keith writes much of his stuff. He admitted ‘LPTWCT’ was a rip-off of a movie title: "Love pain and the whole damned thing".

Well, dove, that would certainly explain the orbs music decline since hooking up with kidman... she probably forced him to severe ties with the songwriters who had put him at the level he had reached in country music... no doubt to cater to her every demand and whim... And it is also obvious kidman doesnt let the orb read the paper or onto the internet... (she has parental control on the orb!) because the orb never responds to any of the rumors or stories that float around... he just shows up for the next batch of photo ops ... on one street corner... this cafe...yeah, he's really going to be a huge success....just showing up...

ShutUpAndSing said...

getaholdofurself said...
for those of you who think this is an arrangement, what kind of man has a baby with his business partner? i just don't know how you reconcile that one.
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Clay Akins for one, KU for 2

woriedmonkey said...

FYI guys.... Keith does write or co-write a LOT of his material,sublime and not so..

I TOLD YOU SO.... was 100% Keith from LPand the wholeheammorhoid, And that was as classically great as his BH and GR hits. Yep, he still writes with Monte Powell and Richard Marx... who is totally POP if you cast your mind back to his chart heyday,
YTOM, YLGIMS,MMOU were not his tunes. But guess what, probably his biggest bit 'Somebody Like You' has only his name credited.

Keith wrote too many great things, either as a team or solo, for me to believe that he hasn't got some more in there somewhere. And nobody can create a guitar solo like that in Stupid Boy, Nobody Drinks Alone etc without a HUGE gift for melody, even if he 'borrows' or 'quotes' from the Allman, Clapton, Hendrix,Knofpler etc. Who out there is totally original. It's how the sum of the parts hook you.

Even some of his solo penned throwaways, like "Faster Car" , owing as much as it does to the Beatles, has a cool rockabilly feel.... Dwight Yoakum could cover that sucker and have or had a hit.

No he's too good to be toast. I think the muse shall return... and if he can work on his lyrics he can still deliver a classic.

inittowinit said...

getaholdofurself said...
if keith didn't want to be a daddy, there's this nifty thing called a condom. maybe he hasn't heard of them???
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Can one put a condom over a turkey baster???

woriedmonkey said...

Oops! John Shanks co-wrote SLY...
oh well.... you get the picture. Keith wrote and hopefully will write some massively great tunes. I think he'll tell NK to eff herself if she interfered with his craft.

maclen said...

Yeah, well still nothing from hilton about kidmans photo ops... or anything at all about the story she's gonna do the "look I'm pregnant" cover for vogue. Buying off critics is the only way she can get at least some of that growing criticism and bad buzz from complete saturation... to bad she cant buy viewers to her movies... those sickly kids from that Oz hospital just aint gonna cut it.

getaholdofurself said...

ShutUpAndSing said...
getaholdofurself said...
for those of you who think this is an arrangement, what kind of man has a baby with his business partner? i just don't know how you reconcile that one.
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Clay Akins for one, KU for 2

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do you really believe that?

getaholdofurself said...

inittowinit said...
getaholdofurself said...
if keith didn't want to be a daddy, there's this nifty thing called a condom. maybe he hasn't heard of them???
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Can one put a condom over a turkey baster???
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HA! if one were so inclined. seriously, if this baby is the result of an insemination, keith participated. if he didn't want a child, he should have spoken up.

dove said...

'woriedmonkey' said:
"It's how the sum of the parts hook you."


I agree with that.

btw, shouldn't woried be spelt worried?

CJ said...

Nic has said for years she wants to have a biological child because it will give her the body she's always wanted. The good little Catholic girl couldn't have a child outside of a marriage - if for no other reason than for appearance sake. So, she got married. Is the child Keith's? Only they know for sure. But really. Would a selfish, self centered woman who has said she doesn't know her husband or understand what he does have a child with him, predisposing that "wanted child" to his addict genes?

After Keith said last year that this year would be good to become a father he changed his mind and said he wanted to wait a couple years before having kids. According to Keith from interviews he has no kids. Which means, if he really can go 38 years without getting any of the many women he's been with pregnant this child probably wasn't an "accident" by him. At her age and "gynological difficulties" she probably did hormone treatements. Easy enough to throw invitro in at the same time.

And sadly, no matter how high the price may be, at some point every person can be bought. If NK put it in the marriage contract or prenup KU couldn't back out even if he did come to his senses and change his mind. He couldn't stop her from getting in vitro and as long as she got preg while they are still married she expects everyone to believe it's Keith's kid.

Since she wanted to "have a child", which is different from raising a child, maybe KU will get the child in the divorce.

CJ said...

I may have to rethink that. If she's only interesting in having a baby, not raising a child, why would she care who the man juice came from? If Keith's biological clock is ticking (he is 40 now) and he wants kids while young enough to enjoy them maybe they wrote it in to the contract. She has the kid, he gets to raise him or her. Would explain the lawyers presence at the doctor's office.

getaholdofurself said...

i sincerely hope an innocent baby wasn't written into a contract. the thought makes me sick to my stomach.

CJ said...

I'd rather KU want the child for the child's sake than NK want a child 1. to give her the body she's always wanted including big boobs and 2. as a publicity tool.

getaholdofurself said...

me too, which is why i can't imagine negotiating a baby into a contract.