Friday, June 20, 2008

Today's Mail....


45 comments:

realitycheck said...

Such a shame that you dont know Nicole actually likes sharks!

Too bad you spent so much money on someone you despise...black roses are very pricey.

She already knows to stay away from strawberries. If you were planning a trip to the hospital for her this is just another poor choice on your part.

A stripper pole...very useful! Im sure her and Keith will have fun fun fun with it before they have sex sex sex!


Big wax lips...she has plenty from an old Halloween party. They'll go in the trash with the rest of the crap you sent.

Amanda...since she's stopping by this is a perfect time for Nicole to say what she thinks of her and to escort her off the property. The opportunity is much appreciated!

M&M's...is this an impulse buy from the gas station? NK can use them to pelt AW as she leaves.

realitycheck said...

And by the way, Im sure you're just being coy, Fool Posing As A Muse. As much effort as you put in this blog, Im sure you'll find a way to get those items to Nicole. Have fun paying the delivery charges.

wastedemotion said...

Are you this much of a nag to everyone else in your life or do you just grace us with your lack of humor?
Seriously place one hand on your right ass check, at the same time place the other hand on your left ass check and let the stick fall out.
I bet even Nicole would find a little humor in the birthday greeting.

doublewide said...

LOL wastedemotion!

love it UM!! bravo!

realitycheck said...

And you see no humor in my post? Thats the pot calling the kettle black.

Put one hand in front of your right eye and one hand in front of your left...and take your "Nicole is Evil" blinders off.

wastedemotion said...

I never said Nicole was evil....as you've been told before not all the people who post or read here hold the same belief....some of us are capable of reading what's posted here and disagreeing with the author. I happen to be able to read here, read there, read everywhere and form my own opinion. I dont think she's evil....I dont like her as an actress and I dont like her as a wife for Keith. I dont like my best friends husband as a lawyer, and I dont like him as a husband for her. Not my choice I know, but that doesnt mean Im not allowed to have feelings or opinions about either situation.
And I didnt say your post wasnt funny....it was a good. But the nagging came through more than humor.
Take one hand and put it in front of your right eye, take one hand and put it in front of your left eye and remove your "Nicole is a saint" blinders.
Im willing to listen to what you have to say and consider I could be wrong, but we'll never be able to have a conversation if you're not willing to listen and consider you could be wrong.

realitycheck said...

Ive never said Nicole was a saint. But it doesnt matter if you dont really think Nicole is evil. The tone that comes from this blog is exactly that. And i think all the skeptics here know it and go along with it.

realitycheck said...

one more thing, most skeptics here refuse to think they could be wrong. So why do i have to concede? Just because im outnumbered here doesnt mean i have to cave. I wont.

wastedemotion said...

I DONT WRITE THIS BLOG....I just read and respond.....I cant do anything about the way you perceive the tone. What I can do is ask you to try to understand people can read here, and post here, and have many levels of feelings about Nicole. It does matter what I think about Nicole, you want to lump me in a "hater category" and I dont fit there just because I read and post here. I've never felt anyone posting here was incapable of admitting being wrong, ever I've even seen them say sorry I was wrong. Im not saying concede (by the way you sound like a 4 year old....Susie wont do it so I wont either....)but give people a chance....you come off as black and white when it comes to Nicole it's hard to not act like a four year old myself and plug my ears when you talk. I'd love to listen to what you have to say but when it's always filled with insults, and nagging I cant help but turn a deaf ear.....you want the truth from UM and the other authors blogging here....give the same in return, dont spout of what you believe to be true as the gospel. I've never once felt like anything written here was forced down my throat, I've never felt like I had to beleive it, I've always felt like it was another side to a many sided story which I had to piece together.
I just dont understand why you continue to post here....you're not willing to talk, you just want to make everyone here feel like shit cause they might not like Nicole and might say some not so nice things about her....I bet there are a dozen people here that you could have a great adult conversation with if you'd just be willing to give and take.....not everyone here is a bad person, and I really think you'd have some interesting conversations if you'd be willing to be open to it and I also bet you'd find more people than not could have an open minded conversation with you.....
Extending an olive branch and opening the door to you for an honest, opinion and fact based discussion.

maclen said...

Well, I'd just like to take this opportunity to impart my sentiments... along with Urban Myths... and wish kidman a very "Happy Festivus!" For it is such a "holiday for the rest of us"... as is quoted in the Vogue piece, speaking of her pregnancy... as "Kidman has seen how her own miracle affects the world around her".. I know that I surely feel a sense of gratitude at how she affects not just me, but the entire world...as I myself have preached at this alter, for it must have been written in stone and ordained by the gods themselves... that kidman's "miracle"... and next film "Australia" will without a doubt save the whole world!

not anon said...

no butterflies?

cricket said...

The butterflies are the backround on the card. They;re hard to see but they're on there.I think they are Monarch butterflies

banbotox said...

Great comments wastedemotion.

Too bad it wasn't a national holiday yesterday...I would have liked to have had the day off but since I am a commoner, I had to work-lol!!

maclen said...

Well, I'm noticing that the inept team kidman has another patented media plant being copied and pasted all over the nets...and that is that Mrs. cruise has sent kidman a "birthday gift"... oh yes, this is something that is just so believable because it's happened so many times in the past...no, this is an obvious plant because the only thing truly believeable is that cruise or the mrs. for that matter, no longer desire or need to acknowledge kidman... if their kids no longer acknowledge her, why would they?

doublewide said...

Katie Holmes's Gift for Nicole Kidman
June 19, 2008

Katie Holmes is making nice with mom-to-be Nicole Kidman by giving her baby gifts!

Katie shipped hubby Tom Cruise's eight-months-pregnant ex-wife a deluxe gift basket filled with onesies, stuffed toys, a baby blanket and more from Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills, an insider tells Star.

"Katie wanted the best of everything in the basket," the insider says. "It cost over $2,000."

As we told you earlier this week, Nicole gave a new interview to Vogue in which she talks about finding love again with hubby Keith Urban, being pregnant with her first biological child and the photo that made her cry.


in case any of you haven't seen the ridiculous plant.

yep, maclen, wouldn't it be funny if the cruise's just flat out denied the whole thing? hee

notice the plug for the Vogue article at the end.

maclen said...

Oh yes, thanks for posting the link to the story DW... this one reaks of self consious, self promotion. And as I said in my last comment, I doubt if cruise is going to respond to this sort of her nonsense...but kidman gets her viral story and a plug for the vogue piece and her film...but fat lot of good it'll do...I predict "flopcity"...

hesaweiner said...

I found TMZ said this on their site under a picture of Janet Jackson. HAHA! KUNK can't get respect anywhere. Well, unless they buy it from Perez or JJ.

The gorgeous pop icon must have found an out-of-print copy of "Nicole Kidman's Guide to Loving a Pip Squeak," because she left the heels at home in favor of a pair of mini-man friendly sneakers on Thursday.

At least in regards to stature, Janet and Jermi are equals.

maclen said...

well, seems another press release from People.com for kidman came out today...

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20208202,00.html

..not too surprising even at this point that the orb is clueless to his career decline...organizing a birthday "sing along" for kidman with a country audience will soooo help his cd sales...I'm just wondering when the orb is gonna whip out the baby's ultra sound photo for the crowd to be totally disintestered and indifferent too? As i just mentioned over at Forehead... get ready for the avalance of "feel good" media planting and leaking in an attempt to grow a little favoreable buzz... they should just be careful to keep kidman's precious little movie set puppy away from it...

banbotox said...

I love the fact the cruises do not respond to her drivel. It will all come back to bite her in the end!!

Thanks for posting the story dw and hesaweiner, that was hysterical!

wastedemotion said...

I will go out on a limb and give it two weeks before we hear something about a baby shower.....

maclen said...

...So... just some late night musings... I'm getting a feeling from all the media plants... the multiple People mag press releases proclaiming that kidman is really really "healthy and happy" (which I find a really strange...) and the orbs "birthday live sing along, and the story of her bodyguard "road bump" seemingly to counteract her "bodyguard beats pap"...is all in response to what kidman must have a clearer sense about... and that is her Vogue "mannequin" set in studio versions of OZ is so patently weak and stale and stiff, and artificial... that she needs to include these little "glimpses of reality"... to back up those obviously wooden, or as may be the case, styrafoam images. But as usual, she has absolutely no concept of moderation or even a sense of leaving them wanting more, or maybe a flicker of a notion that sometimes it might be the case, that absense makes the heart grow fonder... all she has ever known since being left to fend for herself when dumped by cruise... and that is to over saturate the market to ad nauseam, with little to no regard of what the outcome will be... and we all know what the outcome of all this will be, right?

cricket said...

She is a complete moron.There is really not much left to say.Too bad her idiot ways are starting to rub off on Keith. People don't go see her movies.What in the hell made him think people wanted to see her ugly ass on stage at a concert? I wish someone would have thrown something at her.Her giant shiny forehead would have made a great target.

CJ said...

oh wastedemotion, what did you go give them that idea for!?!

Maybe Katie Cruise will host the baby shower. It would be logical (a concept NK doesn't understand) for the sister to host a baby shower. Maybe former bff Watts. Both of them are in Oz. Who in Nashville, or LA, or NY would host a baby shower for her? Faith Hill should have been a good contender for the job except we have NEVER seen the McGraws and Urbahns together so they must not have formed any fast and long lasting friendship on the movie set. Since most of Keith's before Kidman friends have drifted away it won't be any of them. Carrie - doubtful. LeAnn? Maybe - she might be press hungry enough to do it. More than likely though it will probably be LA movie studio execs or TN record label execs to throw the baby shower. So very sad.

cricket said...

Who are they going to get to come to it? She doesn't have any friends of her own. Maybe she can have Wendy,Catherine,Ansel,Dave Garris and Woody the trainer. Does she ever hang out with anyone that's not on her payroll?

maclen said...

I certainly half expected after the tomkat star studded "housewarming party" last month, that kidman might have one as well to announce her new "digs"...what with all the announcements of house sellings and years old plans to "build" a tennessee ranch... but being that it all was just for media show, and I think cj and cricket are right... her lack of any true friends...and her few celeb so called bbf's, crowe, watts and the latest... jackman, the OZ standby brigade certainly doesnt fit into the latest PR theme of all american everyperson coming up to her expecting baby due date. No I expect there to be the usual, tired and tried, the dull and blaise media leaked stories of domesticated and emotional droning that certainly will not serve her well, or spare us the shameless shilling.

Sonora_Melody said...

Ah well, I guess your "gift" did not arrive on time. Keith just had to "make do" with having the 50,000-plus fans at Chicago's Soldier Field sing "Happy Birthday" to her. :-)

Keith will just have to take note of the items in your card and buy her a strawberry-sized ruby pendant, a bracelet with gemstones in the M&M colours, dried roses encrusted with rare black Tahitian pearls, and book a trip to dive with the great whites, something she had always wanted to do. :-)

As to the "lingerie model", she could stick to pole-dancing (or lap dancing); we don't care.

Sonora_Melody said...

"banbotox said...
I love the fact the cruises do not respond to her drivel. It will all come back to bite her in the end!!"

The Cruises planted that story in the first place. Anything to get Katie in the news as she is not getting much press for her coming Broadway debut on Sept. 18.

banbotox said...

maclen-have you ever seen a magazine with a beautifully decorated cake on the cover? Those cakes are iced with plaster...that's why they are so smooth. Just sayin...

Moderation and self control are not words that I'd ever use in conjunction with kidman.

Oh and I know of at least 5 people that didn't participate in the sing-a-long in Chicago so I'm thinking there were far less than 50,000 that fed into that ego trip.

wastedemotion said...

The birthday sing-a-long was so stupid. Im sure she knew that would get a headline somewhere and that's the only reason it was done. If I were in her shoes I would have made sure he didnt mention a thing about my birthday....afterall....I dont have everybody in the office call my husband on his birthday....work is work, home is home keep the two seperate for a happy life.
As for the shower....you know she's going to have one this is her first child after all....Im surprised it hasnt been sooner. Wait for it, Wait for it.....
oh yeah....sonora the story was planted by the cruises?! That was so funny my ribs still hurt.....

Sonora_Melody said...

"wastedemotion said...
oh yeah....sonora the story was planted by the cruises?! That was so funny my ribs still hurt....."

... nowhere near as implausible as all the skeptics' ridiculous assertions about the stories planted by NK's people.

"banbotox said...
Oh and I know of at least 5 people that didn't participate in the sing-a-long in Chicago so I'm thinking there were far less than 50,000 that fed into that ego trip."

So that would still be 49,000+ more than the number of people who sang for you at your last birthday.

wastedemotion said...

sonora-
Having 50,000+ or 49,000+ (or whatever the number was) strangers sing me happy birthday because my husband said so is not my idea of fun.
NK has a history of planting stories even if you dont want to admit it....Cruise on the other hand has laid pretty low since Suri's birth.

Sonora_Melody said...

"wastedemotion said...
Cruise on the other hand has laid pretty low since Suri's birth."

Wow... this is "laying low"???
- countless photo ops with the Beckhams and Will and Jada Smith
- countless photo ops in NY
- 2 hours of TC "infomercial" on Oprah
- photo ops in Telluride, LA housewarming
- and let's not forget his website glorifying his career, which btw, he's the only A-list actor to launch a website for self-promotion.

wastedemotion said...

Clearly you and I have a different definition of countless.
Im sure you've been trained in how to respod to any comments that paint Tom in a better light that Nicole luckily for me I know my gossip and know how little he's been talked about, and how very much she's been talked about. Nice try, not buying what you're selling.

cricket said...

Nobody is buying what she's selling except The Kidman Crazies over at NKU.At least she has that in common with her Queen,cause nobody's buying what Kidman's selling either except over at NKU.

Sonora_Melody said...

"wastedemotion said...
Nice try, not buying what you're selling."

Don't flatter yourself! You're completely delusional if you think I would bother to "sell" you anything. You skeptics on this board can continue to wallow in hatred. As I mentioned before, you provide good materials for my thesis. :-)

wastedemotion said...

Aw-
Sonora writing a paper about skeptics, how nice of you!!! "Us" skeptics are such famewhores we cant wait to see what you write about "us!"
Hey and when your done with your thesis maybe we can write an anti-thesis about you and all the other worshipers.
Flatter myself?! Someone gives herself too much credit!!!

Sonora_Melody said...

"wastedemotion said...
maybe we can write an anti-thesis about you and all the other worshipers."
Write whatever you like if you think you can string a few coherent paragraphs together. :)

All I said was you provide good materials. You're flattering yourself if you think I'm writing "about you skeptics".

wastedemotion said...

There you go again thinking I feel flattered....gosh you have an ego the size of Nicole's forehead!
I could string two coherent paragraphs together and it would still be more interesting than any one sentence you could ever put together.

Sonora_Melody said...

"wastedemotion said...
I could string two coherent paragraphs together and it would still be more interesting than any one sentence you could ever put together."

... and you're not even flattering yourself. LOL.

ZOE said...

Didn't see any mention of this video from Perez so for any of you NK lovers it will be such a treat!

http://perezhilton.com/tv/?videoid=5dcc7acb933b2

wastedemotion said...

snore, you're such a bore....same shit different day.....

Imahick said...

I don't like to criticize Sonora. I believe that it could damage her fragile ego and perhaps exacerbate her psychosis. More delusions of grandeure than I can count now...more superiority than I care to read (so I don't).

Just leave her alone. Remember, it's an illness.

wastedemotion said...

Thanks imahick you're right I shouldnt have lowered myself to her level.

SettleDown said...

Anyone besides me remember hearing the "thesis" claim before? It's been a while, but I can distinctly remember a poster either here or on another site (while scolding all us skeptical minded folk) saying she was writing one and we were great fodder for it.

Is that in the NKU training manual? When all other attempts fail at legitimacy, claim you're a thesis writer? ...or perhaps a magazine editor?

Just askin' ;-)


The postcard is great, but you forgot the snake. We all know she loves to have a snake wrapped around her neck...being so BRAVE and all.

music said...

"Anyone besides me remember hearing the "thesis" claim before? It's been a while, but..."

I remember another "thesis writer" too. Maybe from the E! board?