by: Heidi Kramer
June 25, 2008
According to close personal friends, Nicole is suffering from agonizing hemorrhoids. In spite of Keith applying Preparation H every two hours, she cannot bear the thought of another day with these painful afflictions.
Keith has been overheard telling his good friend Kenny Chesney "Holy Freaking Hell, she's a miserable b*tch when her ass is sore."
But it doesn't stop the loved up couple going to Starbucks for their early morning coffee stop and then, working out at the gym.
Close friends reveal that Nicole is determined to not let her painful piles keep her from her routine activities...and Keith is committed to applying the anal cream every two hours, night and day.
"It's his lifeline right now. Every time he puts on the ointment, he knows he can have at least 30 minutes to himself, before Nicole starts complaining about something. And Keith is a trouper. He just puts on the gloves and gets at it, when she complains about the anal discomfort. I've only seen him retching and vomiting four or five times so far."