Monday, June 23, 2008

Nicole of the Earth?

She may indeed be needled, scraped, photoshopped and surgically enhanced, but in an interview she is still dumb as a stick. Vogue magazine has Kidman on the cover in July and while much is being made of her comments about the typical sitting pattern of pregnant women and please touch my bump, we should take note of a couple of interesting things in the interview.

Nicole seems to want everyone to know how nested and peaceful she is in Tennessee. She also has been observing the local wildlife, deer and turkeys (at the Clampett mansion?), yoga instructors and the pimply guy who helps her at the coffee shop. Yes, Nicole wants you to know she is ‘of the people’. Good thing she is, as the miracle that is within is set to hatch any day now.

About the impending crowning, Nicole is so overwhelmed by what is happening within that she cried at an ultrasound. Do you think she told Keith about that as he seemed pretty sketchy about what an actual ultrasound is when he was interviewed recently? She now feels complete as a woman since this great thing she has happened inside. That of course flies in the face of the feminist teaching she learned from her mother, but it does impress those folks that she wants to think she is just plain folks. She is mother earth, unlike someone else that had a baby around two years ago who had the baby under very controlled circumstances. But I digress, Kidman suffers for her work and for her baby, and isn't she a saint?

Well, no! And here is why: "I don't have addiction problems, but love is a very powerful force in my life. It's my fatal flaw and my virtue." Does she sound stupid here? Does she sound a bit condescending to her husband? Or is the most calculating person on planet earth laying some seeds to sow down the line? I would be totally insulted if I were Keith Urban. Addiction isn't a "problem"; it’s a state of life; something that you have to live with each second of each day. Keith has even admitted he has to keep watch on this or it can get out of control. For Nicole to even equate her sad and backwards idealized thought of what love is and can be to a "problem" of addiction shows that she has no understanding of her husband at all. The article described the marriage as committed, but it seems that there are two people who said ‘WTF’ and are married. You can nest all you want Nicole, but you have a pretty complex and interesting husband; attention should be paid because after awhile even your fantasy of love and marriage will not sustain something that isn't solid. Instead of vegetables perhaps the garden that needs to be tended is that one of your marriage; no matter how wonderful the birth and having a little one around will be (which she didn't even talk about), her marriage seems to be something that is getting short shift. Or perhaps all of the nesting talk of gardens and living in the country is just setting up something to blame when everything eventually will end?

18 comments:

realitycheck said...

More twisting of Nicoles words into something not intended. Was Nicole supposed to go into a lengthy didactic speech about addiction? Addiction is in fact a problem. It creates all sorts of problems...physical, mental emotional, social. If it didn't there would be no such thing as an addict. Nicole wears her heart and her emotions on her sleeve. And people that go through life with that disposition certainly have the right to say this has created certain issues in my life. We all have things that drive us, sway us a certain way in life. We all have an achilles heal. Maybe more than one. And it doesn't have to be an illegal substance.

doublewide said...

this woman is just WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD

seriously, who talks like this? oh, i'm sure love is her fatal flaw. horse poop, or should i say turkey poop.

i'm thinking her achilles heel, (NOT HEAL) is her unending quest for youth and relevance. or maybe it really is LOVE. love of self.

realitycheck said...

oh doublewide, i misspelled a word. Firefox spellcheck didnt catch it. How will i ever get back in your good graces? LOL

don't believe the lies said...

The whole article was just really strange. It seemed like she was trying really hard to convince the interviewer (or anyone that will listen) she is pregnant...Look I sit with my legs open because thats what pregnant women do...touch my belly...oh i'm nesting and gardening. WTF? Then the whole addiction thing. Weird comments from her. Me thinks she's addicted to botox, cigarettes, excersise and not eating. Also the part about how they met. Seems to me that she left some of the "fairytale" story out.

This woman is off her rocker. I still can't believe Keith married her or that he's "reproducing" with her. Which btw, I still don't think she's even pregnant...I smell surrogate.

maclen said...

doublewide said...
"...seriously, who talks like this? oh, i'm sure love is her fatal flaw. horse poop, or should i say turkey poop."

Don't forget, doublewide, what she is peddling is "kangapoop"...for the minute she delivers her "miracle" she will jet back to the land of OZ... for remember the title of her film is "Australia"... and not "America". Certainly no one is going to buy this mother earth nonsense... or for that matter that "Nashville" is her new home... and I have no doubt that this "interview" was simply sent into the magazine copy room straight from kidmans writing class dropout hack... along with all the "wanna touch my bump? as an attemped convincing touch...to the platitude of "love...it is my fatal flaw and my virtue"...who is she trying to pretend to be....emily bronte? There is nothing "romantic" about her life, as her life is her numerous and ponderous films... from kinky to neurotic, lifeless and cinematically comatose... this dreary pretentious bird will not rise like a pheonix from the ashes...

cricket said...

I'd be a lot happier if this was Nicole under the Earth.About six feet under actually

the captain said...

Mother Earth / Mother Theresa / The New Diana - take your pick. She's so goaty these days. What with the wild turkeys, the deer, the vegie patch, the vogue covershoots - just a regular gal. When she's not at one with the earth she's flying her private jet to yawn at her addicted husband's gigs. Run Keith Run!

stillhopefull said...

Ted C is a very funny guy...

"Dear Ted:
You were far too kind to Billy Ray Cyrus. Shades of Single White Female, he's trying to morph into Keith Urban. Perhaps in vain hopes of reviving his achy-breaky career, lest Miley's not survive to adulthood?
Judy
Chicago

Dear Urban Myth:
If B.R.C. did morph into Keith, bet Nicole Kidman wouldn’t even know the difference."

notachance said...

While I happen to agree that she speaks in a strange tongue, that interview was not published word-for-word in a chronological order. The writer publishes what they want out there, to paint the picture they want of the subject.

UM, once again, blames it on NK when she didn't write it.

wastedemotion said...

nota-
Get us the original interview in it's full unedited form and prove the author of this blog wrong.
You cant just claim "that interview was not published word-for-word in a chronological order. The writer publishes what they want out there, to paint the picture they want of the subject," and not have something to back it up with.
All any reader has to go on is what Nicole puts out there, so you can be sure her people got a copy of this article before it went to print and they went over it with their red ink pens to make it what they wanted.....any famous person makes sure they read an article they were part of before it goes public so they are sure it says what they want it to say. The only time a writer would twist a story is when they dont have the support of the person it's about.
As to the comment about addiction.....she could have phrased it better, because to me it sounds like a very sore spot.....not saying I blame her but it comes off as unsupportive of Keith...

notachance said...

wasted - "As to the comment about addiction.....she could have phrased it better, because to me it sounds like a very sore spot.....not saying I blame her but it comes off as unsupportive of Keith..."

I think the comment was taken out of context. There may have been more said but not published. It was pretty clear to me that the quotes in this article are excerpts of the conversation, not the whole conversation.

Tara said...

Most stars or subjects get copies of the interviews before they are published. If Kidman wanted to change anything she would have done it through her two fiction writers. She knew what was going to be published.
I find the letter in Ted quite interesting too- not funny more telling than funny.

maclen said...

...well, here's another media plant I just spotted on the news wire...from the Chi-town suntimes...

http://www.suntimes.com/news/sneed/1020668,CST-NWS-SNEED24.article


I spy ...

Actress Nicole Kidman spotted clothes shopping at Barney's of New York on Rush Street Saturday before hubby Keith Urban's Soldier Field concert. "She was checking out normal clothes -- nothing over the top -- and was really tall, but very tiny and very pregnant," said a Sneed spotter who claims to have followed her around the store. "Everybody knew she was there and everybody was staring, but nobody bothered her."

...notice the latest buzz word... she was checking out "NORMAL" clothes....and though "everybody" knew she was there"..."nobody bothered her"...not even the paps. Strange, isnt it...as her supposedly miracle due date is, again, supposedly drawing so near, the paps have gone MIA... and in this mad flurry of "reports"... JJ, GG and the newly aquired hilton are all photographically cuttoff, it seems. So, either the media has lost interest in her baby bump PR campaign or these are simply media plants by the inept team kidman... either way, it certainly spells doom to her next venture...

rememberwhen said...

I would like to know what happened to the goat!

maclen said...

...the goat went out of style, just as that tennessee "ranch" they both were going to "settle down" in... but that was soooo last year... this year its nesting...well, wherever... being primal...in what manner, who knows...and "love is my fatal flaw, but is my "virtue. No, constantly changing and very lame talking points is her fatal flaw, in which there is no room for any virtue....

ZOE said...

Something is definately up with Perez. Have you seen this?

http://perezhilton.com/tv/?videoid=5dcc7acb933b2

Imahick said...

Perez is on the Kidman payroll, along with JJ. Ever since NK was reported drinking at the Oscars and Wendy tore a strip off Cindy ON PEREZ's site, Perez has stopped his assault on NK.

Prior to that time, he called her on this BS. Now he either turns a blind eye or just let's stuff go by without even his normal snarkiness.

It isn't even questionable...it's so obvious.

maclen said...

ZOE said...
"Something is definately up with Perez. Have you seen this?"

http://perezhilton.com/tv/?videoid=5dcc7acb933b2


Yes, hilton has been aquired by team kidman... and has "agreed" to at least not mock kidman's botox...lip injections... pitiful baby bump... movie flops.... addict husband... just warm fuzzy well wishes and congrats and a whole bunch of PR leaks and early tips and info... bought and paid for by early hollywood gossip info....no doubt...