Tuesday, February 13, 2007

An Encounter with Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban at Starbucks

UM News Wire – The following is a true eyewitness account of a man’s encounter with Keith Urban and his pale wife in Nashville. The eyewitness shall remain anonymous.

“I met him once at Starbucks, back in October, a couple weeks before he went into rehab.”

“I was at the Starbucks in Green Hills with a buddy getting our morning coffee. My buddy says, ‘Dude, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are here.’ I asked him how he knew. He says ‘A black Bentley just pulled up in the parking lot. How many f*cking Bentleys are there in Nashville?’”

The couple got out of the car and stood behind them in line. “Kidman was dressed in all black. Black cap, black t-shirt, black jacket, black capri spandex pants, black tennis shoes. She looked like the night of the living dead.”

“I began to make small talk with Keith; I told him I enjoyed his music. Keith began talking to me, said I was very nice. Next thing you know, I felt hands firmly grasping my shoulders and was being physically turned around. It was Kidman! She then announced, ‘We are NOT signing autographs this morning!’

I was absolutely SHOCKED by the way she treated me. I would have said something to her, but was too stunned by what she had done. I then heard Kidman say something along the lines of ‘Don't encourage them to speak to us.’

My friend and I got our coffee and sat down at a table. Kidman got her coffee to go and immediately went to the car. Not soon after that Keith came over to the table, apologized for "her" behavior and said, ‘Please enjoy your coffee.’ He left $20.00 on the table.”

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just goes to show how class-less the witch is. Very nice of Keith to do what he did, but he shouldn't have to

the bunny hunter said...

Let's see - which one is suppose to be so sophisticated and classy? Ah, that would be Keith! Stay the Hell out of Nashville Nic and go back to LA where all the fruit cakes belong!

Anonymous said...

Class-less is right!!! She was probably mad because the conversation wasn't centered around her. Run keith...run!

Anonymous said...

Gee, this story is JUST coming out now???? Dude, tell your "friend" to sell it to a tabloid, I'd much rather read about it when checking out at the grocery store.

Anonymous said...

I can just picture her doing this. Such a fake. I'm so glad stories like this are becoming known...people need to see just how she is.

Anonymous said...

Not to rain on your parade, but why is this person's account of seeing NK & KU @ Starbucks anymore believable than all the Applebee sightings. While this is easy to believe, why aren't you demanding proof that this is true?

the bunny hunter said...

So now the worshippers want proof - go figure. Just like we have so much proof that they are truly in love. Next they are going to say that this man is fat and jealous that Nicole is married to Keith as well!

Anonymous said...

She is ugly ugly ugly both inside and out. Dont go to Starbucks then Twig woman if you dont want to mingle with the 'little people'.

Anonymous said...

wow!!! why am I not surprised?!
even if there was proof for you NK worshippers; somehow, it would still get overlooked........I mean she is St. Nic, right?!

NOT!!!!

Anonymous said...

i, myself, ate at a restaurant in nashville, and the waiter said she was a grade A number one witch....and he said keith, on the other hand, is very nice and gracious. that is all the proof i need

Anonymous said...

I've heard similar stories. When she wants to turn on the charm...she will. If she needs to project a certain image...she does. If she is being herself...look out. She is a master manipulator. I suspect that Keith has been embarrassed by her more than once...too bad he finds himself in a situation to have to apologize for his wife. But he is a class act...and a very nice man. Funny how his reputation is what has taken a beating and Kidman is painted as the shy and saintly one. Right.

idrinkcoffee said...

I wonder how the bunnies will spin this one to be from a "jealous fan"?

If she acts this way with a couple MALE fans talking to him at a public place - can you image the DIVA that would have come out if it had been female fans that dared to speak to him?

I would have told him to keep his money - you can't buy class.

java said...

This story was not solicited but volunteered by one of the men when he met someone in another public place with a KU t-shirt on. It was casual conversation, no agenda. Just a disappointed MALE fan who shared what happened to him.

I'm glad the t-shirt wearer shared the story, it's about time the real Kidman is known.

The bunny hunter said...

Ya know what makes me sick - how she could give a complete male stranger a back rub. She was trying to be a d*ck tease, and got ticked that it wasn't working! I say kudos to this man!

Anonymous said...

And I thought Fox News could put spin on shit. Bunny Hunter should go get a job there for sure!

A dick tease, please! And you could at least spell the whole damn word - or would that be offensive?

the bunny hunter said...

I, unlike Nicole Kidman, am a classy person. I try not to use offensive language on public websites!

Anonymous said...

Hey,
Who are you to badmouth Bunny Hunter? She is probably very nice and sees through Nic's "acting". I have to agree that if Nic wasn't so jealous of Keith having the spotlight, this would have been different. Poor Keith. I hope he wakes up and smells the Starbucks soon. Too bad he's already wasted so much time on her.

Anonymous said...

Why do some believe every wonderful account they read in the mags about this bitch, yet when someone has an actual real life encounter they can't believe it happened!? Sorry to burst your bubble. She looks down her nose at the fans. And now she's trying to isolate Keith, who has always had a welcoming attitude, from his fans.

Anonymous said...

Not suprised by her actions. Once a bitch, always a bitch! Good Onya Keith for being such a geniunely nice guy! Poor guy probably felt humiliated if indeed the story is actually true.

Anonymous said...

Yep..interesting that a person relates an experience and it is determined to be untrue. But the National Enquirer or New Idea prints a story about St. Nicole and some people are sucked right in. I will believe a real person who had no agenda before I'll consider a tabloid story verbatim. This story paints the picture I've heard told about her by extras, staff on set and others who have met her. She is not the kindly, shy, nice person her PR team paints her to be in the media.

Keith on the other hand...I've never heard or read a story about an encounter with him that wasn't positive ... showing him to be a genuinely nice guy. Why he's with her is beyond me.

Anonymous said...

Personally I would have handed the $20 back him. He should have just apologized and left it at that. IMO dropping the cash on the table makes him look like almost as big of a jerk as his lovely bride.

Anonymous said...

Nah, that was a nice gesture. Paying for their coffee. I would have asked him to autograph the $20!!!!

RunKeithRun said...

How much more of this will he take? I think he needs to honestly take a look at where he has gone since he married her,(rehab) and where he is going (to the dogs)!
Get out quick Keith!!

Anonymous said...

I spoke to a waiter in Nashville who seemed to be less than thrilled with Ms. Kidman.

As someone said..she can apparently turn on the charm when needed. I guess she didn't feel the need the day this waiter served them.

Anonymous said...

I have heard first hand encounters just like this one. The bottom line is always the same...Nicole is a phoney. No humility or appreciation for anyone.
More stories like this need to make the main stream media...to dispell the myth that she is such a wonderful human being.

Anonymous said...

I've seen her at the gym, it's the one that I go to. She makes sure to create an ENTRANCE so that everyone knows she is there.

Nashville TOLERATES her only because we love Keith.

We can't wait for him to be rid of her. She is cold and snooty.

Anonymous said...

She makes sure to create an ENTRANCE so that everyone knows she is there..

You mean like the one holiday that the gym was closed and she had them open up just for her and keith and her paps just happen to be there??? Heaven forbid she just use the gym in Keith's house. I guess it's harder for the paps to get there pics that way.

Anonymous said...

"Yep..interesting that a person relates an experience and it is determined to be untrue. But the National Enquirer or New Idea prints a story about St. Nicole and some people are sucked right in. I will believe a real person who had no agenda before I'll consider a tabloid story verbatim. This story paints the picture I've heard told about her by extras, staff on set and others who have met her. She is not the kindly, shy, nice person her PR team paints her to be in the media."

I don't believe the tabloids or people who boast about an encounter with a celebrity. It's all for attention and magazine sales. I think most people don't give a crap if they're making false statements.

Urban Myths said...

The person who told this story was not boasting about his encounter. It was a completely unsolicited conversation.

Anonymous said...

I read a similar piece about a person who met them in a restaurant. Can't remember where. Keith was very polite and friendly...Ms Kidman was cool and disinterested in any interaction. She was described as snooty. I doubt she's a raving b*tch...but she is arrogant and doesn't care to interact with the little people...unless it will serve her in some way. Many stars are like that...but you don't read about St. Nicole in that light often. She has a great PR spin team.

Anonymous said...

She needs not worry, pretty soon she'll be paying people big bucks to want her autograph. I myself would never stoop so low as to ask her for one. But in a few months when she's all bald , dried up sitting in her rcoking chair she'll wish she had been nicer to the "little people" who once made her big bucks.

Anonymous said...

the woman absolutely disgusts me. she is a talentless, manipulative, conniving, selfish witch. it's hard to believe anybody could be this desperate for fame. she is a real pukefest.