Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Who Wouldn't Want To Be With Keith Urban?

Apparently his wife. Rumors are running rampant that the "wife" has been getting some on the side. Last year before the wedding there were stories about her and a trainer. There was her own admission that she still loves her former husband. And then more rumors of a less than sisterly relationship with a fellow thespian. This weekend on an entertainment blog there was a post that an "A" list actress whose husband has been away has been carrying on with a trainer. The word fling has been used. What’s the problem? The husband doesn't fill those special needs? He isn't interested in a three hour tour? He cut his hand on a bony ass the last time he stroked her? Or does he like to be in control? And we all know that any show of independence and strength must be squashed. Look at recent pictures of Urban. This is a man who looks like he needs a hug and probably more than a photo op. Anybody up to give him a blow job? Goodness knows he doesn't seem to be getting them at home.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

line forms behind me.

Anonymous said...

it's gonna be a loooooooooooong line

the bunny hunter said...

Okay, I guess I am number three in line, but after being with her, I would prefer if we disinfect him first!

music said...

I'll be fourth. But I'd prefer 3 sensational hours with the man.

Anonymous said...

I'm not interested in giving him a blow job, but can I watch???? :)

Anonymous said...

I'm right behind you music...we can make him feel loved and in control--no problem!

Anonymous said...

This entry is not on par with the well presented articles before it. Don't lose credibility by being unable to resist a cheap shot (ie: blowjob).

Anonymous said...

I agree.

Anonymous said...

Someone new is blogging here and it is not worthy.

Is there nothing else to discuss besides this trash? I'm sure there are better things about KU to talk about - like the awards he is getting in Canada today? Or doesn't that stuff matter anymore? Y'all only seem to want to trash both of them. I thought y'all were fans.

Anonymous said...

I agree. Nothing about this blind item screams Nicole and Keith to me. I enjoy the blogs with some thought behind them.

Urban Myths said...

This blog has many contributing writers. If you don't like the content you don't have to read it.

We are fans of Keith's, but not of his wife. She needs to go away and let him get back to the music. We want the pre-Famewhore Keith Urban back!

Anonymous said...

From what I heard of his interview this morning he is back. I do think they've chosen to keep their married life separate from their work life at this point. Maybe it's time to move on and find something else to bitch about.

Not Buying It In Nashville said...

A leopard does not change his spots.

Keith will never be faithful to a woman, regardless of a wedding ring, regardless of a tattoo bearing her name.

And Botoxica, well, she'll go on f*cking every other man in sight, just like she did with Tom.

Anonymous said...

Surprised that no one blogged about the Chicago show. Or is the only purpose of the blog to paint him in a bad light?

Anonymous said...

"Surprised that no one blogged about the Chicago show."


JMO, but there were no ridiculous news reports from Chicago to parody. So there was no need for a blog item on the show. Everyone can read concert reviews on all the other boards.

Anonymous said...

"JMO, but there were no ridiculous news reports from Chicago to parody. So there was no need for a blog item on the show. Everyone can read concert reviews on all the other boards. "

Guess I was right then, the blog is only for hate then. Nothing good.

Anonymous said...

"Guess I was right then, the blog is only for hate then. Nothing good."

I don't think you are getting it. This blog is for fun! Parody = a humorous or satirical imitation. Everyone needs a laugh now and then. Let's lighten up!

Urban Myths said...

"Surprised that no one blogged about the Chicago show."

The Chicago show was fantastic and the Botox Bride was no where to be found. There were no stories about her to take away from his spotlight. Therefore, no need for us to comment.

Anonymous said...

From what I heard about his the new tattoo on his right upper arm...you know, the banner that says Nicole...this Christmas present he gave to her...it seems that their marriage is just fine, despite what the tabloids and Nicole haters think. Get over it!

the bunny hunter said...

And do you think that is normal for a woman to say "Here's your Christmas gift. You get to have a tattoo put on your arm with my name on it." I know I wouldn't even consider giving that gift to my hubby! Think about it!

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't get too smug about the marriage being fine just because he has a tattoo with her name on. I believe he's done daft things like this in the past and had to put right the stupidity of that action. So a tattoo means nothing, other than NK feeling like she has to have her man brand himself with her name with the vain hope that it will keep him faithful!

Anonymous said...

So a marriage is fine and dandy when one of the spouses enters rehab after 4 months of marriage? Interesting. Sounds like love and happiness to me. NOT!

Anonymous said...

"From what I heard about his the new tattoo on his right upper arm...you know, the banner that says Nicole...this Christmas present he gave to her...it seems that their marriage is just fine, despite what the tabloids and Nicole haters think. Get over it!"

Hmmm....this person smells familiar!

Anonymous said...

"Hmmm....this person smells familiar!"

No, I'm not MSLINDAC. Just saying if I was gonna mutilate my body with someone's else's name it would take a lot of love and devotion for me to do that. Well, I guess you could look at it from another point of view...maybe he's still pining for Niki Taylor and did it for her! LOL

Anonymous said...

Most generally, 'branding' someone's name on your body is the kiss of death to that relationship. I say bring it on ... the sooner the better. She is poison to him and his career.