Amid a grainy picture of a private jet and two people supposedly taken sometime in the last few days on Bora Bora, we had a confirmation from Mr. Urban that he and the wife were in Tahiti. Not a surprise, as our good pal Lainey said in her column recently that a trip was in order for Kidman.
So take a trip Keith. Why the need to brag about it? Do you think the audience can relate to how hard you have it that you had to take a trip to an island that few people in your audience can ever afford to go to? Of course we had to have pictures, but none from where they stayed - a luxury yacht.
Oh yeah, a boat folks, but not just any boat! Only the 5th largest private yacht in the world. Three levels, luxury, privacy, just what the world’s happiest couple wants. Of course it is. Because out on the water no one can see the tension. No one can see how much time they actually spent together on that boat. If the deplaning is any indication, these two are about as together as some other celebrity couples like Brit and KFed, Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger and Pamela Anderson and Keith's old swimming buddy Kid Rock. These two happy-to-be-parents aren't happy at all, and it’s more and more obvious, and they can't hide from it. That will play out in time and we will be there to watch it, so all we can do right now is point out the obvious.
Which brings us back to the subject at hand. I wonder how many people in that audience had to give up something to afford those tickets to the show, as well as parking and concessions (and of course a plastic t-shirt)? I wonder if that will be their only concert this year? How many in your audience, Keith, will also be going to Bora Bora this year? Sorry, but what a dork you are turning into. Who cares that you were in Tahiti? How is that making your concert enjoyable? I do wonder if you have any choice about what you say on stage. Were you told to mention it because there are rumors that you really weren't there? That the pictures were actually older and grainy on purpose so that the "bump" wasn't noticeable? Did you get your tan elsewhere Keith? If you got one on the boat wouldn't a photographer see you sunning yourself on the top deck? It makes a skeptical person wonder. Why would Keith brag about a trip? He never has before; not a trip with her that is. Instead of bragging about your four day trip on the same day you are asking the average Jane and Joe to contribute to Idol Gives Back, why not contribute the money spent on your "vacation" to some worthy cause? Sorry, I forgot the farm boy from Caboolture has the first coin he ever earned, so he isn't going to part with any coins. That's why he entered into the contractual agreement in the first place.