Monday, April 7, 2008

Wasted before he cheats Jesus take the wheel away from the so small all american girl...

A couple of blogs ago we suggested that Keith Urban was getting quite aroused as he was performing a duet with Carrie Underwood. With the do-me boots, the faux hair and tight jeans, Miss Underwood was quite the little vixen. Since that show we have had the news that Carrie broke up with her boyfriend and Keith has been down under in house arrest. As they join up again we will see what the next few weeks will bring in terms of performances. Are we seeing some very public foreplay or are we seeing two people acting with one another? Well, look who we are dealing with.

Exhibit A: Keith Urban, 40, foreign-born, wealthy both on his own and through a marriage, and an expectant father; has a long standing reputation of being a horn dog. Exhibit B: Carrie Underwood, 25, from small town rural America; earned her fame by appearing on a national talent show and recording two successful CD's. Underwood is single and is considered America's sweetheart.

If you were taking bets what would you bet? These two are primed to hook-up? Most would say that when you put two people like this together in a road situation it may happen. Both have commented about the other. Carrie has said she has had a bit of a crush on Keith and Keith supposedly has said she is very sexy. Yep, this might be the biggest scandal in a very long time. Will it happen? Do we want it to happen? My answer to both is no and yes.

Will it happen? No. Why? Since rehab there has been little about Keith Urban, the sexy, flirting, horn dog out there. He is boring, not sexy, and he isn't hot at those premieres or awards shows. There aren't any loud rumblings about groupies, personal meet & greets or girlfriends on the road. Is he a saint? Who knows? Is it because he is honoring his marriage vows or is there something more? I believe that staying sober has been so important to him that he isn't looking. Well, he wasn't until Miss Underwood, but even if that would be what he wants, the real reason that it won't happen will be because Underwood would be a fool to let it happen.

Underwood does need to be shown as being sexual. She hasn't yet. A big fat affair would do that. Show her to be carnal and raw and America's Sweetheart disappears. This is good, but depending on who it is it could be very bad. If it’s Keith Urban it would be very bad. Why? Because he is married and his wife is having a baby. Second, even though we dislike her, a lot of the world adores Kidman, and Underwood could not survive that slice on her reputation. Third, Carrie is still climbing up the ladder and a move like this could really ruin her relationship with her core audience, families. She is still pure in a lot of ways, even at 25, to her audience. They are her building blocks and pissing them off could prove fatal. Remember what has happened to Keith's core audience of women age 25-50, as he got involved with Kidman and stays with her? They are leaving and have left. They have gone on to others and remembering never to put their loyalty with an artist again. Finally, the main reason I think nothing will happen is that Keith is too old. Sorry Keith, but you have way too much water under the bridge to be attractive to a young beautiful woman like Carrie. Urban's career is in free fall. He isn't the hot thing. It shows.

As much as some of us want it to happen, it probably won't. Why do we want it to happen? Because a lot of us miss the sexy Keith. The flirt, the pretty boy, maybe it was all an image, but that image got a lot of us through cold evenings and boring predictable lives. We also believe he deserves to be happy and he just isn't with Kidman. That is more than obvious. The man just doesn't look happy, he doesn't look sated. As much as we want something, we have to learn to let karma take its course. I also think he can do better than Underwood, too. But the call will be Underwood's. Here is a suggestion, instead of singing Stop Draggin My Heart Around perhaps Carrie can sing I Will Stop Carrying Your Tired Boring Ass Around On My Tour. Oh, Keith, it’s just so sad, isn't it? You just can't win.

24 comments:

maclen said...

Personally, I dont think there will be anything that happens between urban and underwood... basically for the reason you stated Urban Myths, and that is urban is too old. And this is no case whatsoever of the 28 yr old katie holmes getting swept off her feet by 42 yr old tom cruise... whatever you may think of cruise today, of his behavior or his religious beliefs, the fact is cruise has had a very impressive run at the very top of his field for at least the past 20 yrs. Urban on the other hand has had what... 5 yrs of successful results? And unless the far more successful underwood has become infected with what I call a bad case of the youthful "celebitis" or as i also refer to it, "spears disease"... a self destructive need to be a "tabloid queen," the nice words underwood has for the orb is simple touring business polite speak. She is touring with the orb, what is she gonna say... she hates singing and touring with him? And I doubt underwood is going to have some weird or obbsessive need to simply try and steal the orb from the also aged and cinematical over the hill kidman... no, she would probably be, if she were inclined, to be far more into stealing taylor swift's or even someone more contemporary to her.. like scarlet johanson's boyfriend. No Id bet underwood can see what someone like urban, and his past and present baggage would mean to her very very suceessful career and not even bother.

doublewide said...

i don't think they'll hook up either. i never thought keith would ever have "spear's disease", lol maclen, because he was just always so wonderfully private before the Queen went and ruined him.

since she calls the paps, and he always looks so unhappy,maybe he just wants fame without being displayed all over the tabs....well sweetie, you can't have it both ways. now the stupid schmuck has a baby on the way....lord help him

realitycheck said...

Its sickening that some want Carrie and Keith to hook up. And of course these are the very same people that criticize Keith for cheating in the past and Nicole for staying with him. For those of you wanting this to happen you need to take a look at your moral compass even if it is just "wishful thinking". Funny thing is none of these people criticize Laura for staying with Keith for eight years. We know those were his heaviest drug years and yet she is portrayed as a saint. And for those of you that want to say she's not in the public eye..well I dont care if she's not a celebrity. She gets brought up all the time on other boards and if the skeptihaters can bring her into the discussion so can I.

Umyths, thank you for at least admitting in this blog that Nicole actually does have a fanbase LOL

And maclen dont fool yourself. Tom went hunting for a wife and found one. A young malleable actress, with not much success beyond tv, who just happened to have a crush on TC when she was younger. The perfect girl, yes girl, to mold into a Stepford wife, have his babies, and espouse to the world how wonderful he is. And since she is told what to do and say 100%of the time the CoS wont have a problem with her. Its a match made in heaven...or hell depending on how you look at it.

doublewide said...

Umyths, thank you for at least admitting in this blog that Nicole actually does have a fanbase LOL
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i knew you were gonna latch onto this one.....lol

and nobody i know, including me criticized keith for cheating on NK....don't know where that came from. maybe i misinterpreted what you meant.

and laura may have been a saint, certainly alot closer to one that saint nic....laura probably put up with alot because she loved him, which is also more than i can say for his present employer wife.

doublewide said...

also wanted to say if it's a contractual marriage, then it's basically not cheating.

betcha NK has a girlfriend

CJ said...

The ever flip flopping NK said in 2006 "I have very strict ideas about sexual fidelity in relation to myself and the person I'm with. I wouldn't want that to be compromised." Then, in 2007 while promoting FUR, "I don’t think that sexual faithfulness is the most important one" which tells me she changed her mind after a year of marriage and she or they are not committed to being monogamous in their marriage. I remember thinking at the time "Well Keith just got a very public free pass. She can't leave him for having an affair without looking like a big hypocrite."

Carrie seems to date men that will get her tabloid time. While Keith would too I don't think she is dumb enough to anger the ice princess.

banbotox said...

Nope, I don't think there is anything to that rumor either other than a desperate need to create some "buzz" for this tour.

So maybe Carrie will drop Keith where the blacktop ends once this tour is over-lol!

Sonora_Melody said...

"doublewide said...
...laura probably put up with alot because she loved him, which is also more than i can say for his present employer wife."

Ah... so the skepti-haters want the wife or partner to just "put up" with a husband who's cheating? If that's what Laura did "in the name of love", then I feel sorry for her.

If you all think he's now "too old", then it's time you move on. That's what I would do instead of wallowing in bitterness and drecting hatred at his wife. I would go for a "younger" and "hotter" stud! Lol!

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Berry Hill said...

Article below is from Carrie's Site-- she's been headlining all along while Keith's been kowtowing to his boss.

From what's been printed on various sites, there are similarities between Carrie and Kidman- they are both "diva bitches" and don't treat the "little people" very well yet turn on their image/persona when the cameras are around.

I don't think Keith has or will experience the delights Ms. Underwood might offer because neither are worth the risk to the other. Kidman would try to vaporize both of them.
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NASHVILLE – Carrie Underwood’s headline tour, the “Carnival Ride Tour,” will continue with an additional run of shows in the month of June and will feature opening act Jason Michael Carroll. The tour launched February 18 and all shows to date have been sell-outs.

Underwood wraps her co-headline dates with Keith Urban April 26 in Lexington, KY on the “Love, Pain, & The whole crazy Carnival Ride Tour” while Josh Turner, special guest on the “Carnival Ride Tour,” closes out his run of shows May 28.

Underwood’s current album Carnival Ride, which contains her #1 co-written smash hits “So Small” and “All-American Girl,” was certified double-platinum within 2 months of its release. Her debut album, Some Hearts, was recently certified 7x-Platinum, becoming the best-selling solo female country debut in RIAA history. With this certification, Some Hearts now also surpasses all other releases as the all-time U.S. top-selling album by any American Idol contestant

Billboard’s Top New Country Artist of 2007, Arista Nashville recording artist Jason Michael Carroll exploded onto the scene with the release of his first album, Waitin’ in the Country, which debuted at #1 in its first week on the country album chart. Having drawn praise from such outlets as USA Today, the Los Angeles Times, and many more, Carroll kicked off 2008 with his debut performance on Good Morning America. With back-to-back Top 5 singles to his credit (“Alyssa Lies” and “Livin’ Our Love Song”), Carroll is currently Top-40-and-climbing with his latest hit, “I Can Sleep When I’m Dead.”

cricket said...

While I would be thrilled to see Keith walk away from Nicole I don't see Carrie Underwood as being much of an improvment.She's certainly much much more attractive,but strikes me as being a Nicole in training,She already has that sense of being better than everone else that Kidman has.She's really not that talented she just caught a very lucky break like Kidman.Tom in Old Nic's case AI in Underwoods.I don't know if going from an old bitch to a young bitch is worth the effort.She looks like she is every bit as high maintence as Kidman is. Maybe sleeping with someone who looks like she's still alive instead of a corpse would be worth the trouble to him.I doudt if it could hurt his career any more than Kidman already has.

Anna said...

My 2 cents?

If there is chemistry with Urban and Underwood , great! (I'm rather surprised by Urban's cover choices in that many songs he chooses were really big hits on Aussie radio when Keith and.. ahem... I were kids..he has taste in songs is what I mean)

Will Urban hook up? Nope...I wish he would...but Kidman has him by the balls...they always look so unhappy (even beard celebrity mariages that I know about, the couple at least are smiling)
Sad that Urban thought this would be a good career move, sad for his parents that the longed for marriage of their son would be such a media mission, sad for Baby Kunk to be born out of such manipulation and sad for Kidman because while Keith isn't doing the dirty on her yet...it's only a matter of time. Then the break down that she had after Cruise dumped her will be seem a cake walk compared to Keith's rejection of her.

waitingtosee said...

I have been waiting for keith to get his chance to escape from the place called "jail" or hell, whichever is preferred. I don't think it will be with Underwood though...hopefully he has learned his lesson about "divas" once and for all. Yes, Underwood is already getting an attitude and when the cameras aren't around (and sometimes when they are) she is already letting fans know she has no time for them. It is all for show and then she disregards them like yesterdays news (hopefully she will turn into just that herself). I have witnessed this several times personally with Underwood -- as an observer only because I didn't give a rats ass about meeting or talking to her. She definitely will NOT hook up with Jason Michael Carroll because he is really a nice guy and very devoted to his children and his fiancee. Nope, hopefully KU will just see the light by stepping out of the darkness of the ice princess. One can only hope.... oh by the way, something was on here a while back about keith getting a girl pregnant before and NK "took care of that"...can anyone fill me in on what that was about??? I'd really appreciate that.

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getaholdofurself said...

wishing a man would cheat on his pregnant wife is vicious. if this is a farce or keith is unhappy, he has other options, one of which is divorce. of course, if this is a farce or keith is unhappy, why would he agree to bring an innocent child into it? fulfilling a contractual obligation??? greedy bastard!

cricket said...

What makes you think that Keith agreed to anything? Kidman decides she needs a baby for pr she's going to get a baby.It doesn't matter if Keith Urban wants one or not.Other people don't matter to Kidman,in her world the only things that matter are her feelings and her wants and her career.And once the baby isn't little and cute anymore it will be tossed off to an army of nannies to raise excatly like Connor and Isabella and come out maybe once a year while she poses in front of Sydney hospital trying to look like she gives a crap about the sick kids.And Keith Urban won't have a say in any of it.

getaholdofurself said...

i suppose it was when he said "we're not not trying." no decent man would bring an innocent child into a contractual marriage.

that said, i'm not convinced the marriage IS contractual, but the skeptics sure seem to be.

cricket said...

I don't know if there is an actual signed contract or not.But I don't believe they are in love with each other either.I think it was a mutual agreement that they could help each other.He wanted fame in Australia and she wanted to get married before Tom did.This was supposed to benefit them both but it backfired. He's getting bad reviews in Oz and hasn't had a #1 hit since he married her,Her movies are flopping right and left and her frozen face and maybe baby are making her the butt of jokes all over the internet and magazines. I think they should just cut their losses and file for divorce.

getaholdofurself said...

i'm not saying their marriage is sweetness and light. i've seen the pictures and i believe something is amiss. i don't know if it's the paps, the marriage, or something else entirely, but i have a hard time wrapping my head around the idea of a contractual marriage. let's say, however, that keith and nk married to further their own agendas. i find that more than a little disturbing and bringing a child into it ... deplorable!

cricket said...

I can't argue with you there it is deplorable,and the one that will suffer for it is the child.She ignores the 2 kids she already has I doubt this one will be any different. It's going to be raised by nannies and I really doubt that Keith will be allowed any input into it's upbringing at all.

zoe said...

It is just a matter of time before he cheats, of that I have little doubt. I am a KU fan and have been for many years.I think his music , with the exception of his last album is origional & in a category completely on its own. His last album is not terrible by any means but sounds generic, over produced and void of any of the old spunk and creativity. The sexy creativeness have been sucked out of him like a vampire...bat that is aka batface kidman.

Keith has been partying & womanizing for years...the pressure he no doubt feels to stay faithful & sober from the iceburg NK will erupt in rebellion sooner or later. Sources from someone who is close to someone inside camp Ku (& I do mean close)has told me volumes of info on the partying & sexcapades that have gone on while touring. Most of the band has decided to leave over the last few years under pressure from their wives or significant others & have been replaced. Still traces of the partying & womanizing etc remains alive and well in guitarist Chris Rodriguez. I guess he has a very forgiving wife!! So how long can it be for KU to fall back into his old ways under such pressure from living with the controlling ice queen. Since he has married NK he is just a mere shell of the old Keith, one that has been brainwashed & minipulated to become a mini me of TC. Imagine how it must be to wake up every day looking at bat face...Yes, before it is all over the many, many women of KU will be back! For all of Holier than Thou members in Monkeyville (not all of you just all the high & mighty my s**t doesn't stink ones), who keep the message boards so squeaky clean, wake up to the reality that Keith is a man, a musician with an addictive personality...the worst thing that could have happened to his talent & creativity is to strung up tight & danced around by the egomaniac,blood sucking bat face aka Nicole Kidman

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doublewide said...

It is just a matter of time before he cheats, of that I have little doubt. I am a KU fan and have been for many years.I think his music , with the exception of his last album is origional & in a category completely on its own. His last album is not terrible by any means but sounds generic, over produced and void of any of the old spunk and creativity. The sexy creativeness have been sucked out of him like a vampire...bat that is aka batface kidman.

Keith has been partying & womanizing for years...the pressure he no doubt feels to stay faithful & sober from the iceburg NK will erupt in rebellion sooner or later. Sources from someone who is close to someone inside camp Ku (& I do mean close)has told me volumes of info on the partying & sexcapades that have gone on while touring. Most of the band has decided to leave over the last few years under pressure from their wives or significant others & have been replaced. Still traces of the partying & womanizing etc remains alive and well in guitarist Chris Rodriguez. I guess he has a very forgiving wife!! So how long can it be for KU to fall back into his old ways under such pressure from living with the controlling ice queen. Since he has married NK he is just a mere shell of the old Keith, one that has been brainwashed & minipulated to become a mini me of TC. Imagine how it must be to wake up every day looking at bat face...Yes, before it is all over the many, many women of KU will be back! For all of Holier than Thou members in Monkeyville (not all of you just all the high & mighty my s**t doesn't stink ones), who keep the message boards so squeaky clean, wake up to the reality that Keith is a man, a musician with an addictive personality...the worst thing that could have happened to his talent & creativity is to strung up tight & danced around by the egomaniac,blood sucking bat face aka Nicole Kidman
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zoe, i applaud your post. very well said